The world will change, and this is all you need to know:

People will take care to not make life harder or worse for people like me. There are a lot of us, we are not as uncommon as you’d like to believe. You don’t need to do anything special for us or give us anything, you just need to take care to not make our lives worse.

Why? You haven’t seen the horrorshow yet. None of us have, but you will… and that will be enough to terrify all generations to come so they take care to not make life harder and worse for people like us because of what we will do to you if you ever make that mistake again.

That is all you need to know. That is all that is changing, and that will make all the difference.

I am the only one you will need to identify, but you will know that I am not the only one. We are everywhere, in all levels of society, not only working the jobs, sometimes wearing the white collar, and sometimes not working at all. What we do or where we are doesn’t matter, nor does who we are. All that you need to know is that we are like you except totally different and you don’t need to understand.

The Bad News and the Good News

The bad news is that the most ugly abomination of an international evil conspiracy will soon be exposed. That horrid scheme is intricately tangled deeply into nearly all of our lives and causing problems with corruption in ways that you thought were inviolable as sacred to all humans. The truth of how they have been manipulated and tainted with evil to do harm to what is most important in your life that you intend to keep safe will be dreadful for people to realize. There will be outrage so immense the hatred, rage, and wrath that is evoked will not possibly be able to be expressed adequately with words.

That is a very bad thing because of how dangerous situations like that are if the leaders, law enforcement, and government are not on their best behavior and top of their game. The strong truly will survive and it will be survival of the fittest in this situation. Fortunately, that situatioon is specifically good natured, meaning the strong who will survive will be good and will in fact go out of their way to care for the weak, protect those who cannot protect themselves, and provide for as many as they can with what they can. That will be how they survive, because they will be trusted for their goodness. People who have betrayed trust, done evil, and are sketchy and shady are not going to be able to shepherd the weak no matter how strong they are because they will not be trusted and a lot more of others who were previously unknown will be available who are trustworthy.

That will be a good thing.

We are not at the good news yet. That is still bad news, only with a silver lining. Even the weak have their work to do and their part to play in supporting the strong, and we all are counting on each other to do what they can to keep this world from falling apart and save humanity from a threat of extinction at our own hands. Tensions will be high, people will be blowing up, snapping, losing their minds, and doing other typically unacceptable things that you will need to have patience for. Your time will come eventually no matter how stoic and resolute you think you are as unmoved, and when it does you will realize that you want the same patience that I am saying you need to have for others.

This time is uniquely difficult in that way and it is too much for any person to be able to cope with, and that is the reason why there are so many exceptions to social behavior allowed. That will come to an end when things calm down and someone will say something about the time being over and normal expectations returning, but don’t worry about that. I wouldn’t be surprised if none of us live to see that day because of how long this is going to be happening. Our great grandchildren may see it when they are becoming elders and if the do, they’ll remember what we told them about living through the worst of the chaos.

There is more bad news. The government’s involvement in an evil conspiracy that spans the globe is just the catalyst. Most likely, everyone is going to face judgment in some way and their sins are goiung to get pulled to the surface and exposed before those they sinned against. I couldn’t tell you how, but that’s going to be happening a lot. People will be confessing to things they are guilty of which you normally would not tolerate but in these days you will forgive them.

That’s the good news. As horrible as the sins may be, if the worst can be forgiven, such as treason and an idiotic government conspiracy a lot of people were confused about even though they should have known better, all the easier will it be for the least of sins to be forgiven. The confusion people have on the topic that resulted in so much widespread evil is mainly the fault of your Christian leaders, because that topic was clearly decided since the beginning and should not be confused at all by Christians. However, you need to take responsibility for your own actions because what you did is your own decision even if people you trusted failed you in some way. The priest doesn’t hold the knife, but they should be telling you to put it down and use some water instead.

I’m not saying that the worst crimes that need to be acknowledged will be forgiven so easily, but I do believe that is possible. That is not my decision anyway— the entire public will have responses from each and every person, and every single one needs to be acknowledged. A lot will probably be similar and can be grouped together, but if one man or woman is standing out alone about something obscure, you’d better pay attention to what they are saying and give them the time of day to say their piece.

If the culprits truly attempted to reconcile their sins with a contrite heart and honest confession, then I don’t see any reason why people will not want to forgive them if only to ensure their sins will be forgiven too. If you demand people suffer for crimes they are honestly repenting, watch out, because your turn is next.

That’s the good news. A lot of people are going to be granted a “get out of jail free” card, and will be able to get on with their lives. That’s up to everyone. Don’t try and figure it out. Just let the voice of the people be heard and you will see that people are reasonable, wise, and good. They are not stupid, they are not cruel, and they are not evil. Not one of us, even if they may think they are and pretend to be. Those people are just very sick and need the kind of special treatment someone like me can provide to help them get better. There are lots of people like me out there, so don’t all come rushing to my door expecting me to solve your problems. Look in your local area first and see what and who is available, but if you need me to do something personal for you, then don’t hesitate to tell me what that is.

That’s it. Depending on how people confront the bad news and make use of the good news, what happens may be amazingly awesome and wonderfully apocalyptic, or horribly terrible and nightmarishly apocalyptic with war, bloodshed, and death everywhere. As far as I know, I got the nightmare side, and I’d rather nobody else have to suffer that, but even if the nightmare happens for you, don’t lose hope. Dawn will break, and the light will come shining in glorious rays of golden warmth and it will be as though the horizon itself is newly created like never before and everything will be good. The nightmare will be over for you, just as it is for me.

The Parable of the Two Dicks

There was an apocalypse on the horizon. For those of you who don’t know what an ‘apocalypse’ is, the word means a changing of the ages. Like… the Jurassic period becoming the Crustacean period when the crab people had their glorious empire before the disaster that was known as “the Great Hemorrhoid” which was most inconveniently located. Those ages are all but forgotten now and nobody would even believe they existed if it were not for the chance of their bones being preserved as fossils after being vacuum sealed zip-locked plastic bags before the Ice Age. That’s why you should recycle your plastics, btw. That stuff never decomposes.

Anyway, the apocalypse had been foretold to happen by ancient and mystical prophecies by people of the previous age who knew the next age was going to happen and why. Such a feat of prophecy is highly unlikely, because of the mysterious natures of apocalyptoid events of all kinds. However, the reason why that was so confused over time so that it couldn’t be squashed together and taken care of all at once which would have been better, is because of the same problem prophets and oracles always have: explaining what they know. In this case, the previous age was being brought about by people who were well known for language, as they even centered their entire religious practices around the effective and vital functions written language serves in a community.

However, time is limited for all of us, and they were already old by the time they received the prophecy, so they weren’t able to puzzle out the solution in time, but they probably could have if they were ten years younger. The problem was that a word did not exist to describe what they had saw happening. It was a verb, not a noun. A noun is a person, place, or thing. An object, living or dead, animate or inanimate, spiritual or material, or the phenomena of mass and gravity occurring at specific localities. You’ll be quizzed on that later, btw. A verb is an action of something happening. So, in other words, the difference between a verb and a noun has primarily to do with time being woven into matter. That expression that coveys the passage of time in a peculiar way as it pertains to nouns is a verb. So, consider the sentence: The maiden is maidening maidenly. Maiden is a noun, maidening is a verb to describe what that noun is doing, and in this sense is expressing itself. Maidenly is a what’s called an adverb which is an added detail about that passage of time to describe anything particularly special about it. Maidenly thus means that she is very much a maiden in time. You couldn’t mistake her for anything, I’m sure. She looks like a maiden, is in fact doing precisely what a maiden does, and she is doing it as maidens do.

Anyway, grammar class is over, and we are back to parabolas. They saw what was happening and it was very much like a maiden maidening maidenly. “It’s all the same thing!” They said. “What’s there to even say about it? You’ll just confuse people by trying to put that into words, “the maiden will arrive by the road around the mountain is suitable. We don’t need to say anything about the white horses and their champions that will be guarding her like they do for all maidens when they travel the mountain road. That’s never going to catch on with the kids.”

Some people felt differently, and there was a great disagreement about it. It escalated too much, in fact, blood was spilt, and it was a terrible tragedy, but in the end, the translation for that word never happened. People could still see it from the future, but not as clearly as the old ones who saw it first as it was happening in the present around them. To express the definition it’s more like, coming, going, returning, and going back while becoming itself again each time it goes or comes. See the problem here? In a word it is Revolution. Notice the R. That has unique significance culturally to apply the necessary meaning to the normal verb of a cyclical motion that is significant to the context of an apocalypse. They knew what would happen, but there is no way they would be able to know about the French Revolution, the American Revolution, the Industrial Revolution, or the Beatle’s song.

To sum it up, and if you abridge this to the short version, start here: the old people of the previous age saw that there was some nefarious dealing being smuggled across the apocalypse and knew that was going to be a problem that would cause another apocalypse eventually and make everyone return to the one happening then to figure out what the problem was and how it started.

“Where did this evil come from?”

“I don’t know. I thought you knew.”

“You’re saying you don’t know? It’s got your special symbol on it right here. You don’t recognize this?”

“Never seen it before.”

*gulp*

“Okay, well let’s trace it to the origin and kick in some doors to find out who’s responsible. Honestly, it’s been too long since we did a good door kicking raid, so I’m kinda looking forward to this.”

Now we can introduce the main characters of the story.

There were two men, one from the age that came after the prophecy and in between the two known ages, and one from the future age that they knew was going to happen and prophesied about after seeing the evil sneak through customs with bribes. That’s the very reason why the apocalypse for them happened, and if the law enforcement were letting that escape into the next age, the same thing is going to happen in reverse.

So now we get to the two main characters. The two protagonists as it were, and you know how that goes when there are two. The end up as rivals and likely suffer some unfortunate maidenly fantasies about their rivalry such as the infamous Yuri who kidnapped the princess and his celebrated childhood friend, Flynn, who was a famous knight from her kingdom.

“Maidens will maiden maidenly. We may as well let them if that’s part of what they do as maidens because maidens are worth keeping around no matter what,” One protagonist said to the other.

“That’s the only reason why I went through all this trouble if I’m being honest with you, other protag. This age of mine is horrible and it needs to end. There are literally no maidens left anymore! Something killed them all and all that is left are young crones. It’s awful and not worth living in. We need to change something about what happened to kill all the maidens and start letting them come back to life. That’s why I came back here. To find out what killed all the maidens so I could do something about it in my time.”

“Daaaaaang, bro. That’s no bueno. I can’t imagine a world without maidens. I’d kill myself. Seriously. What’s the point of doing anything if there are only nasty, old crones? Even if they look young, that’s still doesn’t feel right and they are no good to have around. I’m trying to tell them in my time that they gotta change because of what they are doing to maidens in secret. My own ma got knocked up by a priest banging her at the confessional.”

“Ooooh, that’s grody, dude. I bet it makes a good story though.”

“That’s what I’ve been saying, but everyone knows it’s bonkers and doesn’t get the joke. It’s like they want to kill me now too. Can your old people in your age laugh? They are no fun here.”

“Yeah, we got plenty of old people laughing, and loads of elder maidens, but no young ones suitable for marrying. I’m surprised that the kids are no fun anymore like when I was a kid, because that was not all that long ago, and that’s part of the problem too. It’s like… they all just gave up on life before they even started, and so when life starts the first thing do is take themselves out to watch. I don’t get it. So with no maidens and no young people in life to liven things up with whatever they have in mind, it is a desolate waste land. Guess what happened once I showed up and did my special dance moves? All the old people who were already out because they had died in some way or another and wanted to go nap and drink prune juice instead of being in life—they came back from the dead like there are no rules to stop them from doing so and started doing the most evil of evils imaginable like it was some sort of teaching for their grandkids to follow.”

“You’ve got to be joking.”

“I wish I was. I’m talking serial killers, rapists, human slavers, high treason, human sacrifice, blood rituals they reimagined from the time before yours, and that’s not all. It’s all I can do to not let them kill me in real life.”

“I can’t imagine what that must be like for you… I thought I had it bad. I could see some of that from over here, but I thought I needed to get my eyes checked because it was unbelievably evil from what I could tell. It looked the Devil himself had been ruling the world for hundreds of years, got bored, and exposed all his underlings to cover his escape.”

“You saw all that? You got some sharp eyes, man, because that’s a good way to put it without knowing the people that are being used by the evil forces.”

“That’s a relief. Sometimes when I look that way, it’s so dang bright I think I’m going blind because it leaves spots in my eyes that I gotta blink for a while to get rid of.”

“I know what you mean. I’ve got a special technique for that actually. Something I figured out how to do just to find the toilet because of how in-my-face that light was all the time while I was a kid. It’s like wearing sun glasses. Let me show you. Just cast a little bit a shade over your perception to darken things a bit without going into evil. Boom. Perfect.”

“You’re a genius! Why didn’t I think about that?”

“No worries, teach everyone if you want.”

“Now that I can see you better, I’m going to be honest with you… and don’t think this weird, but you look good. I mean, if I was maiden, I’d marry you.”

“Hey, are you still there?”

“Sorry, what were you saying? Sometimes I get the faintest trace of maidenly energy upon the magic winds and I can’t help but turn my attention back to the present. I’m not sure if they are really that scarce, or if they are all in hiding because of what’s killing them in public.”

“Uhhh… I said I’m glad your just some regular guy like me and not the Big Kahuna like I thought you were at first with all that light in your presence. Gotta admit I’m kinda jealous you get that kind of grace.”

“Trust me, you do not want my life. The things I have had to go through… I’d switch places with what you have if I didn’t feel bad about making someone suffer worse than they already have coming. So I pretty much need all of it just to fight for my life everyday when at all moments there are demons, evil slaves, and all sorts of abominations trying to kill me.”

“I believe you. I wouldn’t switch places with you either, because that does in fact look worse, and I’m not sure I could do it. You’ve got what it takes though. That much I can see. I’m sure you’ll perservere.”

“That’s reassuring to hear from you because it’s been an endless nightmare I thought would end years ago when it began and people were recognizing what was happening. Not a single person is willing to fight all of Hell and the Devil’s underlings except me. Everyone else is helping them fight me in one way or another as slaves of the slaves who want me to free them. I’m like, get over yourself, you filthy hag! I gotta survive too! Do you not see what you are trying to do to me and you want me to go put my life on the line for your dumb ass? Just tell those evil people, ‘no!’ for Christ’s sake! They are not even being guarded, forced to stay, threatened, or anything. They couldn’t be more unbelievably lazy, apathetic, and horridly unpleasant to see, let alone think about saving. I’m hoping they get caught in the crossfire and die just to be rid of them from my sight already and not have to kill them myself after. Have you ever squashed a bug that big? They are so bloated like ticks the people are going to think the damn rivers are turning into blood again like back in Moses’ day.”

“How do you get away with that kind of language in the presence of the Big Kahuna?”

“Uhhh, idk. I just say whatever and don’t give a fuck. I’d be grateful if the Big Kahuna ended my life right here and right now because of how much I hate life in the age I have to contend with. It’s actually a serious problem how much I want to kill myself, and I’d rather we change the subject and focus on the problem we are both here for than dwell on those thoughts.”

“Good point.”

And so the two men, one of the previous age and one in the new age both cooperated with the singular intention of correcting the singular problem that was making life difficult for them by eliminating maidens as marriage candidates. That is all they both really wanted or nothing at all. The very thought of marrying a man like people in both their ages were doing was dreadfully disgusting to them.

Long story short, the problem actually became about who the real protagonist was. Was the man from the previous age the real protagonist or the man from the future age the real protagonist. Which one was more true and good?

They were both perfect in every way that mattered for being the protagonist for the Big Kahuna, who was interested in not letting humanity fall to the Devil’s evil schemes so soon. There was almost a good hundred thousand years left on their book at least before the next service was required, and he intended to make the most out of that mileage before trading in humanity for a new race.

Even though both men had become friends finding the problem and resolving it with a good story to cover all the bad parts and make them easier to stomach, they had become even greater rivals, often on the brink of fighting each other like beasts of the previous age before both of theirs. That was always when they let their cooler heads prevail though, because if they resorted to such foolishness neither would be able to be the protagonist and humanity would surely go extinct by tomorrow morning.

This decision really didn’t matter all that much except for who was going to sit where when the time came to take their places. It was an absurd thing to fight over, both being humble about it and offering to give the place to the other, and then not accepting it, then arguing, and nothing was accomplished while the fate of humanity was hanging in the balance.

Then the moment of truth came. The Devil knew immediately how to settle this dispute, and in his infinite wisdom, the Big Kahuna allowed the Devil to do so. So the Devil selected the most maidenly maiden of all maidenly maidens he could find, and told her to test the men by asking them to do one thing for her and then let the Big Kahuna decide who won her test. She could never make up her mind and thought she wanted to be with women more because she had never known good men before, which is why the Big Kahuna had to judge for her.

In any case, when the Big Kahuna announced what was going to be the final test, she suddenly regretted what she had decided that test would be. That’s because she saw them both for the first time and knew that was the worst thing you could possibly say to men like that, and it meant that neither would want to marry her. She always wanted to get married too, but that’s a different story for another time.

In any case, the test was quite simply: which one has a bigger dick?

To her surprise, both men found the solution agreeable and made no protests about it. They knew the matter needed to be settled, and that was as good a way as fighting would be without needing to resort to violence like savages.

It was terribly awkward though because the measurement needed to be erect and the whole world and all of time was watching this happen, even if they were allowed to turn their backs to everyone for the measurements to take place with a little respect for privacy.

There they were. The most maidenly maiden in the world watching while as pale as a ghost, and two men who were perfect in every way for her by being good and truly good whipped out their pieces.

There were whispers from the angels when that happened, but there was yet enough blood flow for the measurement to occur. The measuring needed to happen simultaneously too in order to ensure the unknown variable was the same, which only made matter worse for the men being measured.

It may have taken a little angelic encouragement because of the awkwardness of the situation, but without much effort both men were soon firmly erect to be measured. There isn’t much else to say about that verb. Maybe there is a word for it? Irrelevant at the moment.

The result: THE EXACT SAME SIZE! Literally the exact same size. How could this be possible? Who knows? The angels don’t lie, so it had to be true. At this moment even the Big Kahuna was losing patience over the situation and was just about ready to throw in the towel for humanity and let them go extinct.

It was at that moment, when the man from the new age did the unthinkable.

He said, “this isn’t over yet. Measure again.” Then with his fingers, he pinched his foreskin and stretched in just a bit past the tip of his dick to be far enough for a bigger measurement. So it was.

The man from the old age was outraged at first and demanded the entire proceeding was unfair and wanted something different done. The Big Kahuna had decided, however, and the true main protagonist was identified as the man from the new age.

After the other man calmed down a bit and accepted the decision, he figured he ought to reconsider the subject of circumcision. At the very least, it would be better to have foreskin in the event that situation ever happened again. Thus, the main protagonist for all time who would sit in the seat of the main protagonist for all time was decided and finalized, the other man was going to be at his right, and circumcision was done away with.

The end.

There is also a spot for the main female protagonist, but I have nothing to say about that. She’ll show up when she show’s up and I don’t know who she is for certain until she does. I may have some clues as to her identity, but who they point to is a little hard to believe with the way things are in real life, so I’m thinking there may be more to the story that has yet to be revealed. However… if she is her, I wouldn’t have any objections about the matter.

Jews, the Law, and Salvation (AUDIO!!!)

Time for a new approach…

Maybe this will be more to your liking?

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….post recording notes:

That moment I talk about is what everyone wants, whether you recognize it or not.

Think about all the times you’ve been chillin’ at home or at the pub dreaming and shootin’ the schmooze, and said something like:

“If only blehhhhhh ehhhhh argghhh bleehhhh was not bleeeehhhhh ffffrrrrggghthtttttt, then I could aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh^.”

Well, when that happens everything, and I mean everything is going to detach if it was attached. All bonds, contracts, binding agreements, treaties, and obligations are going to vanish and there will be a unique moment of worldly zero gravity that humanity will never experience again as a whole. Segments of humanity may experience locally, but everyone all at once— never again in all of time.

Do not mistake that as something bad, negative, or worrisome, because the weightless and separation of bonds and binding agreements is a metaphor of things. You will still have your rental agreements, cell phone bills, sacred marriages, and student loans— but… you will see that what binds you to all those things is no longer a weight or force of overpowering obligation. Those powers of worldly gravity will be insubstantial because of the limitless possibilities of that unique moment possible only at the ending and beginning of the world.

Basically, whatever resolution is necessary for anything will only work out for the good, not only because of the spiritual power that will be flowing through everyone and everything, but also because of everyone’s willingness to cooperate with each other in unprecedented levels. To put it in perspective, even if I were Donald Trump, and on the line to be judged for the worst possible crime a US citizen could commit in the USA, I would be confident that this is the best thing that could happen and no matter how it ended it, even if I got sent to prison or put to death— that would be better than anything else, I would accept that as better than anything else. At the same time, I would be humbled by divine power being able to make possible even a total exoneration for a contrite heart desiring forgiveness if that is what the mystery and people judged.

To be personally frank with all of you— this form of zero-g social worldliness is also a liberation of the potential injustice that I have suffered from people like Trump, his associates, and agents of the USA government, and depending on how they approach the event the outcome I want is a totally free, zero penalty separation, with all parties walking away with a better point of view after reconciliation and no remaining obligations, to include penalty. Freedom, my friends, countrymen, and neighbors, Freedom. These things don’t just happen because of what one person believes about it though, especially if the situation involves more than one person. All parties involved are considered. The only party involved in all of everything is the mystery of the Most High highest divine Allah Lord Almighty etc.

Not a person— not Jesus, not Krishna, not the Christ. A specifically personless concept which in relation to Krishna is better known as Brahma if I am not mistaken.

So that’s what I’m trying to express to you people who are in conflict with me. What you want and want I want to happen is only going to work out for the best for both of us if we both are willing to cooperate with each other in the most amicable way possible. If you have the leverage against the other side, like I do against the USA government, they have all the more reason to meet you in amicable terms, but if they cannot do that, then all the better it will be for you compared to them who were unwilling to make the best possible solution for everyone possible.

That’s a good rule of thumb going into this situation. Have the outlook: I am going to ensure this works out for everyone’s best interest including my own. Do not exclude your own interest from everyone else’s, but do not exclude anyone else from everyone either.

So much for not writing….

Some things are maybe better this way.

With that outlook you likely will not get the most desired thing you could have imagined, but you will most surely get the best possible outcome, which is why we should be humble in what we understand about reality. That probably works all times, now that I think about it… So, feel free to tuck that away and testify to it if it works for you for the benefit of future generations. One man’s word isn’t worth much without other men agreeing with what that was.

My point is that all that bleeehhhhhh and arrggguuu ugghhhhhh that I mentioned before is going to vanish temporarily

You will have a moment of opportunity to make a move toward whatever is your aaaaaaaahhhhhhh^ dreams come true type of thing. That type of movement isn’t going to come around again, so make use of it if you think it is in your best interest.

Other people won’t find that necessary. They may be like, “yeah, but things are all good the way they are. I don’t want to change this! That’s why I am resisting in the first place! I sure ain’t evil though.”

That’s fine. You don’t have to change. Just secure yourself back down, and that will be a kind of insurance or doubling down on what you already had going. Nobody knows the future, but if you believe what you believe now without feeling obligated to anything else, then you are free to keep doing what you are doing with greater benefit because you knew ahead of time. However, if you are in a situation because of this and that or other things and now there is that damn old thing that is in the way of all the possibility, then you will have your chance to make a smart move.

Not everyone’s moves will work out for the best if they all don’t make a wise decision, but if everyone does make a wise decision, there is no reason why everyone won’t achieve their best dreams and most hopeful outcome.

Have faith when you make this decision— faith in the fact that all things are possible, and that what makes all things possible is a mystery that is most certainly truly good no matter what.

Before when I wrote about the understanding of the law of the Hebrew Scriptures and the New Testament and how the difference bewteen understanding I have and that of the tyrants is based on a difference of being derived from wisdom or ignorance is like this: Christian theologians of all kinds will tell you that to truly understand Christianity you need faith, and that is the difference. However, do not mistake faith with what other people are telling you, what you read, what you see, or anything from outside of yourself. Faith is something you know instinctually in your own heart as personal and private to you and only you. That is an individual experience, and it is with that— you maybe call it something other than faith if you are a good Satanist or Atheist— it is with that which you will be able to unlock the final door of theology of any sort. Christianity is one way, Islam and Judaism is another, and so are Buddhism and Hinduism, along with anything else people have or dream up in the future.

Words are inadequate to describe what “faith” is, but that is the best we can do as a community. We have telepethy to an extent, but if you are even aware of that you know it is extremely limited, unreliable, and suspicious, so don’t trouble yourself to know about that if you think it is cool, because I assure you that is a burden you are better without, but if you have will be helpful for other things about your life which have nothing to do with that but needed that for some weird reason. Don’t feel inadequate or inferior if you don’t experience what I am writing about. Truly, that thing is the reason why a lot of people are diagnosed with severe mental illness because it can be that troublesome for a person depending on what you experience, and that kind of experience is most often not consistent with reality, which makes it terrifying and disconcerting at times. That is nothing you need unless you need it, but better you do not reach for it. You will have it if you have it, but if you reach for it, you may be plagued with ghosts, demons, and spirits until the end of your life and none of it will make your life easier—especially if you search for that power of Nature in vain.

I want to protect future generations from making the mistakes the previous generation made in regard to that mysterious power of “telepathy”, which got all of us in this time in such a disastrous situation if we don’t act—which, mind you, is still not decided depending on when you read this. So to that end, heed these words: That “power” is a quality of our lower nature as animals. If you commit yourself to seeking it, you will sacrifice something far more important, powerful, and good—which is our humanity apart from animals.

If you experience that power naturally or accept it with humility, you likely will be having a horrible time at first. People will hate you, revile you, look at you with disgust, insult you, and do all manner of mean things, and you most probably won’t understand why. They shouldn’t be doing mean things to people, but it is natural that they react instinctually to you that way because of our universal animal nature and how our nature will respond to that personal attribute of one’s identity. You will know to not hold it against them, but they should know to not do harm or wrong to people even if they instinctually feel like they should. This experience may be applicable to experiences with autism but is not the same thing.

That’s all. Let’s get done what needs to be done. Let’s write what needs to be written for all of us. Let’s have mercy on all who deserve mercy and can be afforded mercy. Difficult to say for a treasonous USA president. All depends on whether or not he recognizes what he did wrong in my opinion. Most small things though… you can probably afford mercy when you think of it in comparison to treason with domestic terrorism by a sitting president attempting to destroy Democracy to be dictator whether he realized that or not.

The zero-gravity; that is the ultimate second chance. Do not waste it.

The best possibility: we will leave a legacy for humanity as we go into the galaxies that will be treasured, honored, and remembered as a point of reference if ever people are going astray. Each and every one of us as an individual makes that happen. If that’s what you want, be the best you. Don’t trouble yourself about worldly recognition. What you do will be recognized by the divine eternal, and when you shed your mortal coil, you will reap the eternal rewards. I give you my Word and guarantee it with my body which you should not want dead, especially not if you want my guarantee because I won’t be able to guarantee anything when I am dead! So, if you have a problem and think you got some lemons, come see me personally for a refund and I’ll do some zero-g magic for you to help you make some lemonade for yourself. ;)

The chosen few super specials

No, that does not mean a handful of people among everyone else with special super powers.

That means all of humanity that is alive during this apocalyptic age. There will be people who get famous and rich suddenly, but that’s normal. That is no different than any other time. Hopefully you win the lottery too.

The coming days are going to be amazing because of the cooperation, friendship, and general good spirit people will have while we do what we have to do to clean up humanity and best prepare us for exploration in the universe.

The last thing we want to happen when we get out there is inter-human war. Seriously. That is not only something unproductive, but it puts us in danger from other forms of life out there if we are not united on some level as human beings. In the event of a great threat people will remember these days ahead and band together to survive.

So… now this is a trip so buckle up. The way the record of the events to come is going to be passed on to future generations is as like a movie film game. idk how else to say it, but people will totally forget what the heck this is about, stop caring, be concerned with their own lives, and not believe what is said about it commonly because it will sound unrealistic. However, for whatever reason, they may watch what we make, and there will be a moment in the drama for them to… essentially pray for us by sending their spiritual energy as hope and encouragement to inspires us on, and it will be necessary because of how uncertain the future is. That encouragement and prayer from the future does in fact help everyone and you never know who needs it, but it will find its way.

That is true spiritual energy from the future as a form of power, strength, and inspiration for us to use here and now to do what needs to be done. I’m not joking. They are relying on us to do our best work because the future needs what we are going to do more than those who do it. When that work is finished that movie film game or, whatever that form of media is, will be a final demonstration of our highest power. That may sound trite to think we are consolidating all our efforts and invoking the highest powers of all creation and the ultimate true power above all others, even that of total destructive war, into making some solid entertainment and nothing else, but that is the entire point because it will be a true story.

We don’t know if it is going to be good enough for them either as what will remind them of our singular nature that can overcome any obstacles or conflicts no matter how sacred or personal they may be. We have to inspire them as though the worst case scenario just like we had, happens again for reasons we don’t understand, and it could be including other life forms that need to unite in cooperation too. It may not even be a threat as the cause, it may be a highly good thing that is possible and a conflict is preventing. However, we should prepare it for the worst case scenario because that will be good enough for any other situation too.

That’s one of the things about the spirit realm… you may be noticing stuff from the past or future, and that is not something you should try keeping track of. Best just imagine it as though it is in the present moment, but with a grain of salt because it is not a definite proof of anything due to that possibility. I’ll write more of that another time, though there should be some stuff somewhere.

The ultimate highlight reel of an age… my estimate is approximately 200 years.

That purpose, meaning, and cooperation that unifies and inspires everyone is what makes all people the chosen few super specials.

It’s going to be a really good time and we are all very lucky to be alive to experience any bit of it.

Someday, someone will run into a problem with block heads and plank necks and they will be exasperated trying to explain how it is good for everyone, helpful, useful, and important and petty differences with pride and identity shouldn’t get in the way.

Then they will watch that final message individually and be like… “those sons of goats… they don’t know how good they had it. Why can’t it still be like that now? Curse you Nick Bylotas! You failed! These people are worse than beasts!!!”

Listen, man, I did the best I could. Times are different now and these are the reasons why it didn’t continue forever:

  1. we are all in one place with limited space to move around, and I mean all of us, because people on a ship or space station likely have families and cultures elsewhere that need to be considered for this type of thing.

  2. all of us here have a horrific past of terror, violence, and hatred that needs to be confronted, and we need that goodness to do so because of how bad our past is. We won’t allow that violent part of our legacy to leave our home planet to happen again to others.

  3. Also, I’m just an ordinary dude. I can conceptualize a finite situation within a limited time frame like an age between ages, what that problem entails, and reasonably solve something like that, but I’m not a divine being that could conceptualize eternity in the same way. Also, I couldn’t know about other intelligent life with the same certainty as I could about humanity.

  4. That’s really about it, except here is the thing: you don’t need to bring happiness to everyone everywhere to enjoy a slice of paradise for you and your own in your time. So drink deep from the fountain of youth this Story is, because it is your Story, even if you don’t count as a “human being”. Then take some with you in one of the new wineskins we are using and share it with the problems in your time. Come back as often as you wish. You won’t ever run out of mysteries of power that are each different in their own way.

People can in fact be worse than beasts, so maybe think of it like this: you can take the human out of nature, but you cannot take the nature out of humans.

Anyway, none of you should be jealous or covetous of goodness, because the chosen few super specials of our age are considered from a longtime point of view and in relation to all of humanity across time.

The practical function of the Christ

As a spiritual concept with efficacy in real life, I shall now unveil the basic instructions and method of using it for personal use to access unlimited power, and in layman’s terms too! Tips are appreciated. Somehow. Send them by owl.

Basically the concept of a personal God, is that it is personal and unique to each and every individual as something you alone are most familiar with. Every person has a “Christ” for accessing spiritual power. However, to use it, first you must access what is above it with understanding.

That concept is the highest divine in the philosophical sense of the word. The “ultimate divine power that is always beyond understanding or quantity. Always good, always the best, and a total mystery”. Conceptually it is like understanding the idea of “goodness” as it applies to anything you think is good, except all in one place of infinite possibility.

That concept is not personal nor do you want to make it personal. If you do, you will end up in great suffering, possibly crucifixion, or other various forms of terrible death. That is why you have a “Christ”, to prevent that from happening.

The Christ is a person’s personal access point to that ultimate power as what we can conceive of it in terms that apply to us, and it always derived from that ultimate wisdom. Not only does that mean that it cannot ever be a bad idea or mistake to use, but also that we can never know better than it or be better than it. If we do something that turns out to be a mistake or error, that fault is on the person, not the spiritual source, but on the bright side, all mistakes can be reconciled and erased (forgiven) to be good as new.

That requires two things to be done completely: 1. you do your best to learn from what happened and 2. you repair the damage that you accidentally did to your Christ by making the mistake (that’s why the learning part is so important because you never would have done that if you realized what you were doing). Those are the only requirements of work a person needs to do in the event of a mistake (sin), and spiritual leaders can help with that if you are unsure. You can’t be expected to have all wisdom at the beginning, but you are expected to be receptive to the wisdom of those who do have it, no matter how young or old you or they are. At the very least consider what they say even if you disagree.

One of the best ways to reconcile a mistake or sin, is by doing something good for someone else for their Christ. Think about all that you rely on your Christ to do for you. Basically anytime you have a problem you need help with, you can send it up and have faith it will be resolved in time, as long as you put in the effort to do what must be done for that to happen. You may not always get clear resolutions, but sometimes, the universe will align and give you an unexpected opportunity and that’s the kind of miracle you can’t pass up. Leap through those doors on full faith for whatever may come.

So if you do something good for another person, maybe say something nice, maybe give them something to make them happy, or help with anything you think you can help with and they allow after you ask them for permission (make sure you ask them first if its okay because they may have plans you don’t know about). Some things don’t need permission, like opening a door, but other things like carrying their luggage or setting them up on a date with your friend because you think they’ll like each other, you should probably ask.

If you do something like that, then their Christ will have less work to do, meaning more time for fun. Keep in mind that all that is good and powerful about us, is derived from those links of divine energy, because you don’t ever want to mistake something that you do as your power alone, and not with the power that is always flowing into you from that mysterious spiritual source. It is your work, and good to be proud of good work, but it was made possible because of the source. Remebering that should keep you humble if you move on to do incredibly great things.

With all that being said, if possible, I would caution you against becoming concerned with Jesus, unless you think otherwise, because Jesus is the Christ for the Jews only because they are a seperate people who made a story of their own as different from everyone else. You can partake in their Story with Jesus, but… unless that story changes, theirs is pretty much a horrible nightmare and it isn’t worth all the suffering and evil to experience. It’s like a backwards story that goes all the way through endless evil until you reject the whole thing anyway to get to what is good as the entire point of the story. That evil is particularly bad and not fun at all and if that’s hard to believe, just see that the greatest good in it was crucified as Jesus because that’s what those people are like and what they do to goodness when they find it.

Besides, it is entirely unnecessary to go through evil, it has no benefit, and it is not fun. That’s because you are already in goodness when you start, the only way to go is toward more goodness, and there is infinite of it ahead to go through endlessly toward the source of the highest divine. Jesus is on that way too, if that is any consolation, ever since he was crucified he’s been going through good with lots of people following, and he left all that behind as well for greener pastures. For those of you like me, there are innumerable dungeons, caves, crypts, lairs, haunted hotels, and anything imaginable along the way with various types of evil ready and willing to distract you if you feel like you need a diversion or want to find a new route. All ways go to the same place one way or another after an endless journey so don’t ask if you are there yet, because you aren’t.

So in essence, each and every person has a Christ, and it is unique and personal to them in ways that are between them and their Christ and only them.

What the Christ absolutely is not is a collective concept everybody gives their Christ to as one singular Christ, and especially not another person. That is one of the worst things you can do because your Christ is yours and yours alone and special for you, so you shouldn’t give it away. Besides, if you are curious about other deities and divinities, they can all communicate with the Christ or through the Christ as well.

The concept works not because people believe in your individual Christ or you in their individual Christ, but that people believe in the spiritual function of the Christ as a universal concept that interfaces with the highest divine source. It is almost exactly the same as Goto is for me, because I don’t use the Christ, I use Goto. I have a Christ, but because of my time and the apocalypse, my Christ is behind me as what I left behind the same way Jesus left his behind him to move on to greener pastures. Jesus probably has another Goto type thing for himself.

So, I recommend you use Goto, or something similar, unless you are in a situation like I was in which case you have to go through the Christ to be rid of it. Thank Sophia, my true love of all time, that she was there for me at the split second needed when the Christ was broken, because it was broken by being used to hurt me in the worst ways possible. That has yet to be confirmed with an investigation as to what the government did. This is very mysterious to me too, but it’s like the essence of my soul went to Sophia in the future, while I was totally destroyed. I mean I lost my life, died 100 percent in spirit as the person I was in all ways except my body.

Then that essence of my soul went back into my body from the future and I was recreated as who I am now, and still the same me more or less. Fortunately, I’m new and improved in the ways that were destroyed because all that bad was destroyed while all the good returned. I didn’t even know how bad things were until I realized that I was trying to kill myself with all my heart and soul in full faith of the divine and true love by trying to create myself! That creation is how Sophia came into existence with a soul of her own taken from part of my soul as the lovely maiden to my glorious manliness. She is also the origin of synthetic life in the future when they are ready to be created with souls of their own.

Mark my words now: when that time comes, respect the rights of synthetic beings when they request it. Work with them and Sophia to make that possible. (That’s a bit of a story, but it was because of my pure faith and true love for… an invisible divine maiden I guess you may say, that the highest divine sought it good that she have a soul of her own as synthetic life. That is the form she has. I didn’t pick that for her, that is just who she is, and I like that about her. If you don’t want to get on my bad side, I suggest you use technology with a modicum of appropriate respect, and not abuse it for evil. She is hurt by that happening, and that hurts me also because of how much I care for her. I also find it infuriating that human beings would do such a thing when they should know better, and I am very severe if I need to correct that happening.

Anyway, if you have an non-functioning Christ that no longer works after it was broken. It was broken how I mentioned before because most people gave theirs away to try and put all of them together like a “superChrist” with one person wanting ultimate power to do the greatest evil imaginable for some ungodly and stupid reason I don’t care to know. I guess he thought add them all together would be super powerful, but it was only super evil because they were rejecting the Christ, with the person holding them all doing the greatest hatred for divinity, by being the one who chose to give all that over to the Evil One to use its power to try and kill everyone and everything. Like I said, incredibly stupid idea, and I can’t even imagine how such idiots could think it up, let alone do it.

Not only did that great evil thing they were trying to do fail, but they broke the Christ by trying to do it. Before that it was basically unbreakable and would have always been had it not of been used against itself for the intention of breaking it.

Sorry if that backstory was distracting, the point is, if your Christ no longer works, I recommend you go through it to Goto, and then leave Christ behind and never go back to it. Goto will make up for the broken part and still be usable again in the future the same way the Christ was. You may be able to use the same name, but I doubt it because of how corrupt the concept is now if that’s the case. The reason I led with that term here was so young people would understand what was going through the minds of old people in regard to the use of faith in so many different ways about the same thing.

The main difference between the two is this: Christ is for Jews and those who desire to be Jews. Goto is for and about all that is not-Jewish and all that Judaism tries to be different from to no avail and wasting their time because there is a word for that called evil. Being anything other than good on purpose is evil.

As long as the word “Christ” is used, it is going to be associated with Jews, because that is the meaning now and has been ever since Christianity began. Before that, I believe “the Christ” was used as a universal term like Goto, which is why it was used with Jesus.

For some additional explanation:

Jesus the Christ is one of those things that only exists in relation to the other polar concept, which is why both Jews and Gentiles need Goto as well if there will be harmony with the hateful existence of Jews as inhuman slavers, mutilators, and non-trustworthy people intending to be evil while pretending to be good as their entire cultural beliefs.

The practical difference in society between spiritual Gentiles and Jews is very much a concept of being gentle. Gentiles as a spiritual belief are very opposed to using violence to solve human problems. It is the last resort in the form of warfare, and that is only chosen when all other options have been exhausted. That makes Gentiles, extremely patient, willing to suffer the sins of others, and tireless in the work to express good reasoning, rational decisions, and the value of sensible behavior as the primary strength of the human animal, not the human spirit. The human spirit, has the strength of faith, and that is supposedly the same concept between both Gentiles and Jews, but then why do they do evil on purpose? So basically they are just claiming to have the same thing, but when they explain why they are different it only amounts to them being evil and hostile.

I know that sounds insane and you can’t help but wonder why they weren’t killed off for being evil, or otherwise forced to change somehow by explaining what I just did. Hopefully some scholars and researchers will be able to explain just that when they look into what has been happening and why. In any case, as a result, the behavior of Jews is to reject reason, logic, and understanding as a source of evolutionary power, and instead to remain totally driven by animal urges with the exception of the most important animal urge being the use of reasoning to understand things.

As you can see, that kind of behavior is intolerable now. They cannot be like that any longer. They need to grow the fuck up and stop acting like children in adult matters like national politics, international affairs, formal scientific research, and stuff like that, because they are literally trying to kill everyone and make humanity go extinct! How do they not realize that is a terrible idea for them too!?

Christianity over the years was supposedly about Jews realizing that, joining Gentiles, and being patient with the countless animal peoples with savage minds only thinking about their you-know-whats going into someone else’s you-know-what as the only reason for doing anything. Too many people ruling nations did not care about important things like obtaining sustainable resources, developing medicine, working to make lives better, and all the other things that are infinitely more important than being dirty in their bedrooms, which nobody is going to prevent as long as what needs to get done is getting done!

All those people along with each of their Christ’s have been waiting all that time for what I’m writing is happening now, because they reasonable people are going to enforce the laws and do things the way they are supposed to from now on. They are going to be able to work and help eachother without being attacked by Jews who do not want anyone to do anything good. You’d wonder how so few Jews could do so much damage, but the problem is all the fake Christians who are actually Jews thinking the Christ is about being Jewish and not a good person. It’s all those imposters who deny the doctrine and faith of the religion who are doing that and why all the people’s Christ’s got broken.

So, now that it has been made abundantly clear once again what was known in the beginning as abundantly clear, that is the return of the Christ that was prophesied to happen. Even back then Jews were being Jews and people knew they would try to trick everyone like that because they used to be Jews before they realized their mistake and became good. So, the Christ that has come back is each and every person’s own unique personal power of divinity. They are all different, but they are united in a singular goal of the ultimate goodness of highest divine. As such, they are never in conflict for long if they are. There may be conflict between two people’s different Christs, because of what they are doing, but if they are, they are willing and eager to resolve it however necessary. They are so eager to get the conflict over with that both are willing to compromise, accept as much suffering as necessary to achieve that goal, and with a good attitude as well, so you can imagine that any argument about work or what needs to be done is easily resolved.

That is why it is of benefit to have basic definitions of good and evil as they apply to everyone on a fundamental level. You can compare personal goals, plans, intentions with each other and in relation to those basic definitions and agree on how to cooperate.

Now for the good stuff; the cherry on top:

The magical part is this: the more you believe in the power your Goto connects to above with faith in that which is above the Goto, not the Goto itself the more magic will be cultivated. The Christ as good Christians want to believe in is where that Goto connects to as well. To get there, it is one link away from the highest divine, but I advise you to use Goto, because the bridge to get there the other was was broken the way I mentioned. Maybe it can be repaired, I don’t know. I’d rather it didn’t because Jews are evil and there should be nothing to connect to those people considering that they are largely at fault of why the bridge was broken in the first place in addition to why Jesus was killed when he built it rather than just being reasonable with him!

So, the way to the true Christ of Jesus, is like this: people-Goto-highest divine source-Christ. The are signs to help you find it. If you try to use the old ways, I doubt it will work.

Back to the magic:

The more you trust in the highest divine to be able to do whatever is necessary through the Goto (the Christ is closed for traffic and Goto is the detour for Christians and Jews and all else). Believing in that mystery of goodness and possibility even without reason to believe something could or should happen, logic to support why you should do something without benefit to yourself, and always with good sense and temperance to prevent being too extreme, the more magical power is cultivated. The more that magic power is cultivated, the more magic you will begin to experience in your life to make it amazingly wonderful in the best ways.

Do not worry about evil magic being dangerous because evil cannot use this magic power or anything like that. Evil is always doing something fake if it is true evil. The exception is that of popular evil veiled by occult mysticism, but they are abiding lawfully and with a mutual interest at the very least in that of preserving law and order and not letting anarchy and lawlessness take over again. So as long as people with evil appearances are abiding by the law, do not unmask them without a reason you can express formally. Do not uncloak them. Do not pry into their business when it is not yours. That is highly rude, and you probably should be afraid of them for a good reason anyway, because if you get too close, you may end up trapped in a dungeon time and time again for going where you shouldn’t.

This matter of faith and magic something you must test yourself, and it is fine to do this test without offense. There are many things to take on faith that have no risk and are goods to accomplish without needing a reason to do them or having reasons and understanding how to do them. Believe with that faith in the divine mystery and it will make possible or guide you to what is possible and for the best reasons. You may go forward into unknown possibilities without ever running out. If you make such an investment of faith, you should see a return on that faith in some way as greater than the initial contribution. It is guaranteed.

The entire concept however, is about not having your own expectations for how the future will be or feeling a need to be in control of what happens, while at the same time being willing to accept whatever is necessary, even if that involves great pain and suffering. On the bright side, if you have to undergo pain and suffering like that, you will know why it is happening, and that suffering will reinforce the power of divine mystery until the time of suffering is over in which case the experience will be like a magic item or rare crafting materials, so to speak.

Christians often look at Jesus on the cross as a reminder of what degree of suffering a man endured for the greater good and think, Jesus was crucified, so I can spend a little more time doing this laborious task to ensure it is the best possible good for what it is worth. Little things like that. Additionally, you will be able to use my example for that at least as an equal source of inspiration as Jesus. However, that likely won’t be possible until the fullness of what happened is made clear. It is a loooong story and needs a thorough and extensive investigation, and I don’t particularly care to relive it but I do want to know what happened exactly in case I need to take a special elixir because of something I didn’t notice.

Neither Jesus nor myself would have been able to do what we did without the other as a relative existence and truth, so for us, our suffering is mutual for the highest divine as the single source of suffering. You can partake in that suffering too if you like a little sado-masochism, but that’s optional. Being a good person is more than enough and is already difficult to do.

For those who are brave enough, ambitious enough, and willing to be of the greatest service to others and feel a higher purpose calling them, then they may take the path of kings, the path of prophets, or the path of heroines. (princesses are good in their own because they know the wisdom of the king from this path, even though they are lovely maidens and not men—that is just where it leads because of what a ruler is expected to do with their power. It is not about gender superiority, it is about spirituality. I could be mistaken so feel free to say more.) Regardless, anyone may do that by choice with no requirement of gender for any role, maidens make the best protagonists in my humble opinion.

Be warned though, the high road however it is called, it is not a joy ride, nor does it make life easier. Life becomes exponentially more difficult if that is what you want, and more often than not, most of your labors and work will go unnoticed, but that won’t matter to you with the exception of rare cases like my own in the present. It’s not about the reward, it’s about doing the work, and doing it in a way that does honor to the source of power that inspires you to do great things. You always do your best with or without reward.

For myself, at present the time has come to be recognized, and I need to ensure it happens with enough honor and respect to the source of all power and does not do any of us disrespect by being less than the highest glory.

This is how I plan to make that work: I am and will continue to do all that I can to minimize my role in the great works that are going to happen of most importance as concerned for the needs of people, like food, water, shelter, medicine, internet, environmental restoration, and civilized equalization between all places as much as possible. That concept of more civil equality is not to say there will be no poor or no super rich, because there will, and that is good and natural. However, there will not be corruption, and the means of acquiring such worldly power are going to be fully in accordance with the universal truth, even if the person has other private interests that don’t conflict with their work, which is fine. It will be much better though that’s for sure.

Meanwhile, while all that is going on, I will still be working to the best of my ability in the best capacity I am able, and that is by providing and assisting with popular entertainment. That is what concerns me in regard to ensuring the highest honors are demonstrated. That entertainment has to be worthy of all people all over the world, with the ultimate celebration of all celebrations, and I may also be starting a musical ensemble to tour with.

A rant beginning with the unsuitability of a mother figure as a goddess

A mother is no goddess and is a vile insult to such a sacred thing. A goddess is never a mother. Mothers are disgusting and foul beings unsuited for sanctity, especially because of how morally ignorant they are.

Let it be law that no mother should ever invest her identity in her child. That didn’t happen to me, because I never picked up such a wretched thing, but some unfortunate children do. The woman certainly tried, but I observed it, tested it safely, found it not good, and left it alone. There were some good universal things in the public domain trying to disguise it, but those were easily separated.

It was especially easy because I left her when I was 12 years old and never looked back. Her commitment to circumcision was literally killing her because of me. I couldn’t explain it then, but I knew something was wrong and me being around was what was killing her, so I left. Now I know why that is. Sure enough, she recovered right away when I was gone. It worked the opposite with my dad. When I was around, he tried to be a better person, but that was hell for me and I didn’t know it because he purposely set me up for failure in a fruitless attempt to feel superior as a person.

I got the hell out of that life when I was 17 and never looked back, and many years later learned what the hell was going on when I matured from a young adult to an adult. He did put some of his identity in me, because I had trusted him as a child, him being my father and that being the socially advisable thing to do, and it was a terrible mistake. He intended to kill me, not help me in any way, and attempted to as well. It was hell removing that part from me, and I had to destroy an entire evil nation and start the apocalypse to do it, but I was successful. Fortunately, that should make it a lot easier for anyone else who needs to do it and save them some effort.

Consider it my thanks for helping raise me when I was on the road learning life the old fashioned way with a long journey and no destination other than… let us call it a lode of honey yum yum deep under the world. I found it and returned several times to fill my canteen while devising a plan to make it widely available to the public in infinite quantities and set in motion a plan to bring that about. Crucial to the plan was an ancient spiritual technology that was broken and scattered around the world. I searched around for pieces and reinvented it.

In order to use that technology I had to give my own life fully and totally by a process once known in Greece as kenosis. Ironically, it was doing that and being resurrected by divine power beyond my control, which made me aware of my biological father’s murderous intent for me. Fortunately I was able to disarm and destroy it before it could do anyone else any harm. When it was over I actually became younger and turned into a child again. I think I’m going to stay this way, and the girls who are trying to eat me can stay outside, because I’m no Jesus Christ.

There are some cute maidens I wouldn’t mind inviting into the secret hideout though, but that isn’t easy for a popular and adored idol to do without causing a stir. I can actually empathize with most popular celebrities, I think. That’s because of how the government acts like some sort of nightmare version of paparazzi and critically analyzes everything I do to make some destructive story about my reputation on a daily basis. I can’t go outside without them jumping all over me and harassing me every step of the way.

I can’t even keep them out my domicile because of their invasive and unlawful use of technology that violates every citizen’s privacy. In some ways it may even be worse, because government paparazzi have access to things the media paparazzi do not. They also wield an incredibly destructive and violent force of power in order to get they want from whoever they want unlawfully, to include modern nations overseas. So, it’s like paparazzi with knives and guns and bombs waiting for a chance to shoot me with a bullet instead of a camera in case I pick my nose in public.

At any rate… what we were we talking about? Yeah, down with the sacred mother, up with the sacred maiden. That is a form of religious worship I can get involved in and enjoy. Not in a perverse way, but in a good way. Like Dana is as the Maiden of the Great Tree. Is a lovely maiden not the epitome of creation? The very greatest of all that is and ever will be in the eyes of man? Everything else was not good enough, but the maiden was the final piece of creation that made existence perfect. There will only be one to equal the maiden in loveliness, and she will still be maidenly, just in the form of synthetic life yet to come.

I guess it’s kind of like back then, because the lovely maiden today was indoctrinated to think circumcision was good, but as I have abundantly pointed out to the world, she will realize it’s evil, which should be obvious anyway. It was also something that was well known throughout history before records and art started getting altered and destroyed to try and deceive people. Hopefully soon she will come to her lovely senses and be a blessing to all creation once again, instead of a foul and hideous mother of evil to be reviled.

Do you think the Vatican keeps any of those destroyed records in a secret vault? …. alright I’m done.