Ethics Inspections
Way Walker Industries is the standard of moral definition as applicable for all ages to come after superseding the previous standards of morality which were flawed and inadequate for our own purposes. That is why we are the first to set the universal moral standard in reasonable terms that are independent from theological myth and entirely practical for supporting a prosperous economy and nation.
No matter where you come from or what your faith is, you will find the moral standards Way Walker Industries adheres to as the highest standards available. We do not tolerate evil in the smallest amount, and at present no other organization in the world can say the same. Even if they did, you would know they are lying because they cannot explain how they identify evil and annihilate it satisfactorily in a reasonable and productive manner.
Whether you are the first business to receive our ethical certification or one of the countless others who will enjoy the benefits of being trusted by the public as honest and good to do business with, I encourage you to schedule your inspection at your earliest convenience. Let’s face it, after such a corrupt and treacherous national conspiracy was exposed, people will by hyper attentive to the moral standards of all whom they do business with, because as they will soon realize, even though they were not aware of how the government was manipulating their power against them for evil, they are guilty of sins the government committed without their knowledge anyway.
That is a horrible feeling, and atoning for something you did not realize you were doing makes it all the more humbling of an endeavor. With an ethical compliance certification people will know they can trust doing business with you because of the integrity of honesty and lawful behavior that is maintained with perfect continuity from the beginning of the supply chain, all the way to the customer’s purchase, and in a good spirit relative to the communities involved and the type of industry.
As I’m sure you know, there are many times where people can make a loose claim of being legally compliant but are unquestionably criminal, lawless, and evil with their behavior. That particular thing will not pass an inspection and I will find them out wherever that occurs. I have a keen sense for hunting down evil like none other. Until I can train some disciples in my secret teachings, you can trust that I personally will perform the entire inspection.
What do you need to have one done? First of all, to not waste my time. Second of all, to have your doors open to whatever I may require to examine and ask about, and to that end I will sign a non-disclosure agreement if desired. I’m not going to be invasive in everyone’s business, but I will need to see what happens in the office, on the floor, at the line, understand your policy, and talk with employees and managers when they are available. Nothing crazy.
At the end, I will meet with the appropriate business leaders and provide a comprehensive report of my findings. I will address not only problems that I find intolerable which will require correction before certification can be granted. I will also identify areas that are at risk of having an intolerable problem and why. Certification will still be possible in those situations as long as the relevant departments can identify the line of intolerance on their own and guide their employees and operations away from it while having a plan ready in case things go wrong. Additionally, I will also address areas that are exceptionally good and why they are good. Everywhere there are people who go above and beyond without being noticed for the big difference they are making with a small gesture they do without being told, and that will be made clear so the leaders can know who their most reliable people are.
Unless there is a severe safety issue a business is refusing to acknowledge or criminal activity going on, I am not going to take any action against whatever findings there are either. This is entirely for your own benefit as a company to maintain a healthy workplace with happy employees and productive industry. It is not too much to expect for employees to be happy to be at work, and if you can create an environment where that is happening, your business will thrive in the most productive way possible, which means more profit without crossing the line of intolerance.
If you would like to schedule an ethics inspection for your business, and it doesn’t matter whether you are a sole proprietor or an international mega-corp, fill out the contact form with your request and we can begin making the arrangements. Do not concern yourself with my fee for this. If you are worried about how much this is going to cost, you do not have the correct attitude to be asking for an ethics inspection from Way Walker Industries. Take some time to inspect your own place of business first if that’s how you feel and make sure that what is “good” is more important than cost. You will be able to afford this service, it will be inexpensive relative to what is required, and the peace of mind you will have is invaluable. You will be confident knowing there isn’t what my LPO used to call a “poop rocket” hidden somewhere in your company without you knowing and just waiting to go off when you open a random drawer for whatever reason.
That’s the kind of thing my work is about eliminating at the source of the problem, not the specific situation. It is a special talent not everyone can boast having, so I encourage you to allow me to put my skills to use for the good of your business and the greater good beyond your business.