Current Openings:
Public Relations Maestro:
The professional entrusted with this responsibility will have the authority as advisor for Way Walker Industries for all matters of public relations. They will be able to decide what is to be published, be maintained securely in areas requiring special access, whether certain content shall be redacted for any reason, and propose any sort of creative activity or business strategy in regard to the relationship between Way Walker Industries and the general public.
The “Maestro” will work closely with the Lord of the Web and the neuromancers to achieve their goals. Those are their customers and who their work is intended for, so they will not be answering public feedback themselves, but will making sure the neuromancers are staying in the know so they can do so.
Pay is salary based with bonuses and will be discussed upon qualifying for the position.
There are no scheduling requirements, and the work can be done at home.
There are no minimum qualifications for this position. If interested, please complete the form below.
Lord of the Web:
The professional entrusted with this responsibility will be fulfilling the role of maintaining, developing, updating, and managing all website concerns and internet functionality. They are not limited in their scope of work, but that is generally what the focus is.
The Lord of the Web will work closely with the Public Relations Maestro and neuromancers and strive to satisfy both of their wants and needs while keeping the Way Walker Industries website groovy and good. That requires good judgment, inventive thinking, and impartiality with their work. They will not be interfacing with the public, but their role is vital to ensuring that the Maestro and neuromancers are able to best achieve their goals.
Pay is salary based with bonuses and will be discussed upon qualifying for the position.
There are no scheduling requirements, and the work can be done at home.
There are no minimum qualifications for this position. If interested, please complete the form below.
Neuromancer:
The professionals entrusted with the authority of a neuromancer at Way Walker Industries are content creators, business entrepreneurs, industry leaders, professional experts, and masters of any sort. They each work independently at their own pace for their own purposes and find a common center of industry for making the most of their work at Way Walker Industries.
The following ideological concerns are less applicable to the Public Relations Maestro and Lord of the Web, but still relevant to them. Those roles work as an internal company utility instead of providing the products and services Way Walker Industries offers for the external community, which is the work of the neuromancer. That makes the neuromancers liable and accountable to the public for what they do. In other words, they have to answer the public’s concerns, but the aforementioned openings will have to answer to the neuromancer’s concerns, and they will work closely with both to accomplish their goals.
As neuromancers we all may have different ideologies, styles, and personalities, but we all agree on the mission of Way Walker Industries, which is three-pronged:
Increase the happiness accessible to all walks of life in the world as reasonably possible, sentient or not.
Reduce the suffering of the human condition (until other species become applicable as part of the mission which will require an update).
Adhere to the highest standards of business ethics when monetizing our work for the benefit of our intended audience/customer/client/patient before our own.
Way Walker Industries is: “The Spine of the Empire.”
The imperial nature of our work is why such rigorous moral and ethical standards are necessary, and all employees are required to meet them with a good spirit—not only in appearance. Those will be further explained during the hiring process if not already posted elsewhere, to include disciplinary policy, but they will not be egregious or difficult. In short: Be proactively good and reject evil. (definitions will be provided for clarity)
There are no company assigned responsibilities for neuromancers unless a collaborative project requires a distribution of roles, otherwise they are free to do what they want, when they want, and how they want. The shape, color, and character of Way Walker Industries at any time will largely be reflected by the work of the neuromancers of that time. Big or small. Fancy or simple. Rational or abstract. Scientific or artistic. Useful or frivolous. Live your dream. Way Walker Industries will help if we can.
Pay is salary based with bonuses and will be discussed upon qualifying for the position.
There are no scheduling requirements, and the work can be done at home.
There are no minimum qualifications for this position. If interested, please complete the form below.
Personal Housewife
This opening is located at the offices of Way Walker Industries which is my apartment where I am the only employee. I need a cute female maid/secretary, or possibly a feminine male who can cosplay as a female, who will consider wearing a traditional maid outfit of a provocative fit and perform various household duties while engaging in normal housewife activities.
The professional who is hired for this noble profession will have equal ownership in Way Walker Industries under terms of employment we both agree on during hiring. They will receive equal pay to anything I receive over the life of Way Walker Industries.
They will assign their own duties, will not have to live with me, but will be expected to do something useful otherwise there is no reason to have them on the payroll.
Japanese Language Exchanger
This is pretty simple. I’m looking to hire a Japanese person who is native and fluent in the Japanese language with a modest proficiency for writing who also knows English, and I want them to join the Way Walker Industries team.
A lot of this work is written, and I am aware that a lot of the readers most interested do not read the English language as fluently as I write. For that, the translation would be easier and more efficient if the translator was working with me personally so I could answer directly any sort of clarification questions or explain small nuances that even most Americans might not know what I’m referencing or anyone who reads English. I make some obscure allusions sometimes.
So… if you are interested in doing that, feel free to send me an email to let me know and I’ll draw up the forms. As a side note, I also want to have the novel The Shadow Singer translated into Japanese, because the audience is intended for large part Japanese readers. I haven’t been able to find someone to help me with that yet, but I have been asking around. ($$$?) *
Other than English Language Exchanger
I initially posted the above opening because I believe there is significant interest for my work in Japan, and I am happy to make my work more accessible. However, as I was writing that, I remembered that there are a lot of people out there who probably would want some help with translation into their language for the same reasons, so that’s what this opening is for. It’s the same thing, except for languages other than Japanese. *
*For all Language Exchangers: I’m not going to tell you what to write. Write whatever you want. I’m not even going to check it for accuracy unless that is something you want, but you probably don’t need that for everything. I just want to offer my help to explain some stuff that I reasonably expect would have translation difficulty.
If you can put the works in your own words entirely as you see fit because of the cultural differences, I would prefer that you do that rather than write something which people would have trouble with because of our cultural diversity. I guess China would be concerned with that most because of the sensitive cultural situation between their sovereign nation and my own. So, if you’ve been doing that and are concerned about copywrite, I’m saying it’s ok. You are free to do that as far as I’m concerned and take credit for it as your own work. No worries there.
The only reason I am making this employment opening, is because my time is valuable to me, and if you want to share my time for something that is your own interest, it’s easier to arrange that with a business agreement. That will minimize the amount of spiritual slime that may be floating around as part of the nature of this kind of exchange work. Also, I would much rather you do that than go through some needless, excessive labor just to accomplish something with me in secret that could be much more appropriately handled up front.
Seriously.
If you want to dine at my restaurant, you shouldn’t use the back door and have to walk through the kitchen, especially because you don’t want to draw attention to yourself— you will most certainly be noticed for doing that!!! Please go in thru the front and let the hostess show you to a table like any ordinary person is welcome to do without a cloak or dagger they don’t need to check in at the door. Bring all the weapons you want or don’t wear a cloak for all I care!
However, I will likely be mad if you are walking through the kitchen when you know you should be using the front door, because we have work to do in there and you are disrupting that from happening if you aren’t there to do that work. If it’s an emergency… sure, do whatever you need to do— it’s a kitchen. We aren’t cooking up meth or trading Black Market arsenals back there, and I have “insurance” to cover any damages in case stuff gets broken for whatever reason.
If you want a tour of the kitchen and see how we do things back there, please let the waitress or waiter know and we’ll have that arranged for you in a few minutes. You are welcome to do that if you want, but honestly, I doubt you’ll see anything back there that isn’t typical of a normal restaurant. At least not yet. Maybe later if things go well and we are offering more… eccentric items on our menu.
I have secret recipes, yes, and I don’t mind sharing them with you if you want to know them, but I’m not going to post that publicly on display for everyone. I’m sure you understand. They are important to me, you could even say lightly sacred in a way, and I don’t want just anybody using them who could potentially misuse them for something other than that which they are intended.
Please fill out this form if interested in any of the above openings and have questions or want to apply.
#%$&@#!!!! The secret igredient is LOVE!!! It’s in everything here. In all things. When I decide which salt shakers to get, when I decide which salt to get, when those salt shakers are filled, and the same with the pepper, the napkins, the paint on the walls, decorations, plates we use, light bulbs, tooth picks, soft drink selection as well as hard drinks— do you understand!!! That is how the magic happens! It’s no big secret mystery that is being hidden from you to keep you from knowing what it is, but you won’t be able to pin that down or lock it in a box or seal it away and harvest some sort of evil energy that does not exist where there is love! You government psychopaths are out of your god damn minds!!! Have you never thought about what the person you love would feel about whatever you decide? Have you never thought about making the person you love happy with the most ordinary and normal things that are everywhere around us all the time!?
Don’t you dare try to project your false, evil image of love onto my true love. You don’t know me. I do not do adultery, who I love is not any other man’s love, and she does not love any other man than me. Certainly not any family members, you disgusting, vile people! Get thee away!!! Do not make me use a chef’s knife to appropriately handle the threat of a doublecrossing spy in my kitchen. You think that just because I’m not employed by the government I won’t do what I need to do to protect my home!? I don’t give a damn what uniform you wear if I know you are a traitor, and the USA government is a known traitorous, untrustworthy, doublecrossing, government of foreign spies, foreign businesses, and foreign interests all concerned with destroying Freedom, enslaving our citizens, and forcing their violent, inhuman, and evil culture of circumcision on us!!! I WILL CHOP YOUR GOD DAMN GIZZARDS LIKE SHALLOTS AND GREENS YOU VILE GOD DAMN BEASTS!!!!!!!
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Get the fuck out of my place of business, my home, and take your evil elsewhere. You do not have imminent domain here.