Sexual/Spiritual Therapy 

That’s right! I am now offering sexual/spiritual therapy in hopes of making a few extra dollars to help fund my video game needs and desire to support my favorite porn stars until my disability appeal can be heard and hopefully approved.

Anyway, here is the advertisement and link. You can also book my services online here.

Sexual/Spiritual Health Services - health/wellness services - craigslist

Are you suffering from lack of sexual expression that is causing severe mental illness like depression, anxiety, and suicidal ideations? Do you lack friends, family, or the social skills to date? Are you ostracized by physical limitations that have resulted in endless rejections by people who cannot see past those limitations? Do you find that these problems are having a negative impact on all aspects of your life, mind, body, and spirit?

Then consult with sex master and divinely empowered religious leader Nick Bylotas. This is not a sexual service advertisement, but a spiritual service as a matter of personal health and well being advertisement. I am in fact a master of sexuality and spiritual power and you will receive the best therapeutic care that is uniquely designed for your personal needs. My rates are entirely flexible as willing to accept whatever is affordable for payment and the range of services I provide are without limit or inhibition, including physical therapy exercises for spiritual health involving sexual concerns, conversation, and more. Additionally, all clients are guaranteed to have client confidentiality to ensure discretion and personal identity security.

There is no personal need that is too humble to employ my services for. There is nothing too awkward that would be embarrassing in my company, and nothing you would be judged for needing help with. Your personal health is a priority and modern services are highly inadequate for providing all the needs a person has. That's where I can help you as a spiritual healer who has transcended social perception.