You want nice? Supportive? Forgiving?

Call a damn priest.

Seriously. I am not a priest, I do not have the exact same value system for my beliefs of faith that Christians have, but there are some things we have in common.

The spiritual process of absolution as a sacrament of forgiving sins.

I will not forgive your sins, but you don’t care about that anyway, do you?

You want me to forgive your crimes, exonerate you from prison time, not execute the traitor for this catastrophic disaster his treason caused.

Well let me tell you how the sacrament of reconciliation works for sins, because it’s very similar in my opinion for how I judge criminal activity.

First, you must perform an Act of Contrition that is witnessed by the authority who can absolve your sins, the priest. This is part of the confessional ritual.

Let’s look at how contrition is defined: (This is what my search bar A.I. pulled up with a surprisingly convenient arrangement of multiple sources.)

Contrition is a feeling of responsibility for wrongdoing 1. It is often associated with guilt, penitence, regret, and remorse1. There are two types of contrition: perfect and imperfect2. The two types are distinguished by a person's motive for repentance, rather than the intensity of one's feelings or emotions2. In perfect contrition, the motive is founded on God's own goodness and not merely his goodness to the sinner or to humanity.

So in this case, for the worldly punishment required for crime that you want forgiven by our limited goodness as human beings—- beings subject to passions we experience with suffering caused by injustice and crime, mind you— and thus you want imperfect contrition. This is not about how you feel, this about how you acknowledge the wrong you did to the authority whom you wronged. For the president, the authority they are subject to is always the citizen population above all else, but may also be a foreign dignitary who was betrayed, subjecting the president to their authority with the wrong they did and thus demanding an apology as to a neighbor. The citizen population may require this of the USA government, just as a judge may require of a neighborly dispute in a court of civil law.

To have contrition, you have to specifically do an act that demonstrates your humility before the forgiving authority. To prevent cultural confusion, consider what the customs for answering to an authority are. You are called to the principals office, sit at the desk, and talk with the principal, who hears your explanation and then decides what to do with you because of it. I a workplace it is very much the same thing, except instead of the principal the authority is the boss. On a sports team, the miscreant goes to the coaches office, and in my experience, that rarely ever happened and was never a routine thing for players to be summoned for. The coach would step into the locker room and either speak to us where we are with our friends and teammates present as usual, or will address the entire team and identify you specifically by name if you did something to sully the team’s reputation. Then the entire team would be punished, not just the player at fault.

In military environments, it varies case to case. In the Navy I experienced multiple situations. Divisional discipline by the LPO as a non-commissioned officer possubly with chief and division officer present, but not required, and is generally the most favorable outcome. Whatever that dispensation is likely will not leave the divisional area to filed formally on record in a way that would affect your career advancement criteria, which is a major concern. However, regardless, the LPO certainly would talk to the chief, or at least should, because that is an important relationship requiring trust, Then the chief maybe told them his dispensation as appropriate for the time being. Then later in the Chief’s Quarters would likely talk to the chief of the boat or command master chief who is the head chief of the chiefs and that is also a relationship that requires trust. Then, the CoB or CMC would talk to the commanding officer for the same reasons.

There has to be trust between both personnel groups which are distinctly different for very important reasons and do not intermingle casually. Civilians are of course able to do that freely and it should never even be considered an issue in the civilian world because there is no chain of command between neighbors! That is only necessary in a military environment because of [war theory]. Veterans give up that liberty among many other personal freedoms simply by being in the military. You don’t need to be afraid of befriending each other professionally, or enjoying some command sponsered activities together if you share a mutual interest, like a trip to Mount Fuji, a run up the Rio de Janeiro Jesus Mountain, but you get it… fraternization is what that is called. Whether intentional or not those kind of relationships can disrupt the health of any organizational environment, such as between managers and employees, doctors and patients, hookers and trout. That’s one of the reasons why I get so mad when prostitutes contact me via dating apps. If you require me to buy you first, there is no way I will love you after, and you aren’t fooling me as an easy target. In fact, I am offended that you would even present yourself as a romantic candidate in such a treacherous way with no respect for love, and you are lucky if I don’t send you off with a rebuke and insult, depending on my mood.

In any event the acts of contrition in a miltary situation happen in four ways I know about. The LPO/CPO discipline that is resolved at the lowest level of authority possible, which is still substantial. Then there is the Chief’s Beating Board. Or whatever it is called. The same thing, but that is resolved in the Chiefs Quarters where all the chiefs have something say about the miscreant’s fuck up and bring out the highly feared Oar of the Seaman’s Shame. A terrible cursed thing that is known for turning even the blackest of men as white as ghosts when they return, and I am lucky not to have had to suffer it myself. The other two things are the real deal. These are actually courts of law with legal jurisdiction. Those are Captain’s Mast, which happens one of two ways: in private or with the entire command called to attention. Those are unnerving situations too… but those are technically an official court of law like in the real world, except the CO is the judge, jury, and executioner.

Those have been known to cause people to lose rank, forfeit their earnings, and be restricted from leaving the ship at all. Can you imagine having to tell your wife that you got in trouble at work and if the kids want to see you for dinner, they need to come to ship after working hours and eat there? I shudder at the thought, but that’s not so bad. I’m sure that would mean a lot to everyone to see that kind of support from the homefront. Because people make dumb mistakes from time to time and it is what it is. The punishment is what makes them better and no longer something to be concerned about. That’s how you stop feeling bad about it, guilty, and uncomfortable all the time, sick with the feeling of shame. Do your punishment and be done with it, I say, and nobody should fault another person for that.

For officer discipline, it’s probably similar except with the CO instead of the CMC or CoB, and in worst case scenarios those go to court martial which would require whatever they do for that on land with the top brass in the chain there most likely. Not ordinary jury or judge like in civil court, with senior military officials.

In short… in the USA this brief examination of contrition customs amounts to: presenting yourself in person to the appropriate authority for the crime and answering for what happened. No matter what the president does, they have to answer to the citizens, and if a foreign nation has a dispute with the president they can ask the citizen population to provide a dispensation if the president is being a turd about something, like backing out of an agreement, being sneaky, walking their dog on the lawn to lay a poop and not picking it up. They do not need to go through the USA government. They can use general media to address the general public the same way the president does when doing the State of the Union address. The citizens will come up with an answer for that and see the situation corrected, because there should never be issues like that with the USA government. We are friendly, trustworthy, good, honorable, and proud. We will not let our disgraceful government representatives dishonor Freedom and Democracy like that. You have my Word from now on for that too, but you should never need to use that again the same way I did.

Do those rich people not covet the status symbol that being the president is? Then it is fitting that their embarrassment for dishonor is the punishment to secure the value of that status symbol for everyone else, by denying it of the miscreant. If you ever go into that office to work, you’d better not forget that you are being judged by the citizen population, not God.

So first make an act of contrition if you want mercy and forgiveness for you crimes. I will not entertain any of your desires for leniency until then, nor will anyone else. You do not owe that act of contrition to me, you owe that to the entire general public. As the citizen who presided over the public trial, prosecution, and sentencing, I will give my response, but I expect I won’t be the only one who has something to say. At the end of the day, the course of action is already a policy that is not being enforced. This is not a mutiny because the commander in chief was never a commander in chief. He was a traitor, spy, and domestic terrorist. The next credible authority in the chain of command is fully authorized to mobilize the appropriate armed forced of the Department of Defense to arrest Trump, throw him the brig, and detain him for a court martial for the violation of the UCMJ article concerning espionage. That is the official process that I demand an answer to from the military why that has not yet happened. How low in the chain of command did your authority sink? All of you need to be court martialed for that as appropriate. Promote new brass as necessary, and I’m sure you are not lacking worthy candidates with a military the size of the USA’s. If you can fight the Taliban in Afghanistan effectively, you can puzzle out how to make that work without a former second class petty officer telling you what military actions need to be taken by active duty officers.

That’s about it for the sacrament of reconciliation though to use as an example model of forgiveness at any time in the USA.

Do an act of contrition to humble yourself before the person you wronged as apropriate for the situation. Ask for forgiveness from that authority. Then the authority can decide to forgive you or not and tell you what they think about all that. Lastly, that authority should give a penance, which is to say a punishment, because when you do that, you will do the act that confirms that you have accepted the forgiveness. Not so much about how you feel, but about what you do.

Can you conceptually imagine the flow of spiritual energy in this situation? You have nothing to be ashamed by completing that exchange, only by avoiding it.

For neighbors in the ultimate situations of daily life before you end up in a war with the family next door, here is my opinion:

As a neighbor… maybe bake some cookies to give, buy a gift card to show your sincerity even if you look bitter and unwilling because your wife is making you do it, or at the very least put on some decent clothes and the walk over to their door, knock, and apologize. Ask what you can do to make it better. Then agree on what that is. If that’s not enough, go to civil court and have a judge decide, but do not take up the judge’s time if you have not already made an effort to do that much. If it was a crime, call the police and file a report. If you don’t think that offense is something you can forgive yourself for whatever reason, go directly to the police to ensure matters are resolved lawfully without further crime.

I guess… all citizens/human beings are entitled to equal dignity under the lay. This is the official honor system here. That is an equal level and does not change at all unless you do something to subtract your own honor value. Either you give that to someone else as praise, in which case that is a temporary blessing, like a boost of honor value that gradually decreases and returns to the original person to equality again. That is a private exchange between the people involved, which may be expressed as a group with a leader. That’s a good thing and hopefully that happens often among neighborhoods from now on, keeping life vibrant and interesting with all people are doing to improve life in the community.

The other way, which would require reconciliation, is the not so good way. If you cause a neighbor offense and you know you did, even if nobody else saw, that subtracts honor as a deficit that goes to the person who suffered the offense to make them the authority who can reconcile the wrong that was done. If you reconcile properly and agreeably, the honor levels will restore to equal after penance, but if not… well you may not ever get that honor back unless you can forgive yourself for what happened, but that is much more difficult to do. Better to just admit you are sorry and get it over with, because any great works you do to restore honor won’t be credited to your equality, but will be used to fill the deficit instead and that costs a lot more because of the arrogance of refusing to apologize. However if that is just not possible or pracical, it’s not so bad. That will work itself out over time for most small things as long as you are doing your best to be good. Last thing, after a judge’s sentence has been carried out and acknowledged as complete by the court, then honor levels are restored. Take about some powerful penmanship… be glad I’m not a king of America like Jesus is to the Jews, or all of you’d be in hot water. As it is, all of this is essentially only hot air you don’t need to worry about personally unless I call you out personally, but it is high pressure air that is pushing water out of the ballast tanks so the nation doesn’t end early with a watery grave in Davy Jones Locker now that the turbines are fubar for whatever reason. Be glad it was Taco Tuesday when this began and I was around to supply that hot air personally with some record setting gas delivery as Johnny-on-the-spot this time. Don’t count on that happening again, because I didn’t even know that was possible ‘til I tried. Also, don’t take that air too lightly either, because if you’ve never heard about what can happen if a high pressure air line ruptures… suffice it to say that air can be made to cut like a blade.

Make sense? If you have any questions feel free to write, and I will tell you what I think. With this system, it is entirely possible for every citizen to have the dignity of the king even if they aren’t a king themselves or something else like that. That ensures equal rights are protected for everyone. Race has nothing to do with it, nor religion, gender, or anything else. Honestly, you should be this way with all people at all times no matter how dignified you are. However, if a line of authority needs to be drawn to limit the definition of this official honor system of equal dignity for everyone, then it is citizenship in the USA. However, it is my personal opinion that all people enjoy this benefit and I practice it everywhere I go. That’s one of the reasons why laws and government must function a certain way. This kind of system is not possible in a monarchy or theocracy. It is more difficult for some people to live this way and more difficult for others to live in the alternative, and that’s the reason why it is in everyone’s best interest to restore lawful Democracy to the USA, and depose the despot tyrant buffoonery that replaced it like it had been plotting to do so for decades and was just waiting for the opportune moment to strike all the designated points to complete their plan and seize control. Not on my watch, you Nazi bastards.

The Bad News and the Good News

The bad news is that the most ugly abomination of an international evil conspiracy will soon be exposed. That horrid scheme is intricately tangled deeply into nearly all of our lives and causing problems with corruption in ways that you thought were inviolable as sacred to all humans. The truth of how they have been manipulated and tainted with evil to do harm to what is most important in your life that you intend to keep safe will be dreadful for people to realize. There will be outrage so immense the hatred, rage, and wrath that is evoked will not possibly be able to be expressed adequately with words.

That is a very bad thing because of how dangerous situations like that are if the leaders, law enforcement, and government are not on their best behavior and top of their game. The strong truly will survive and it will be survival of the fittest in this situation. Fortunately, that situatioon is specifically good natured, meaning the strong who will survive will be good and will in fact go out of their way to care for the weak, protect those who cannot protect themselves, and provide for as many as they can with what they can. That will be how they survive, because they will be trusted for their goodness. People who have betrayed trust, done evil, and are sketchy and shady are not going to be able to shepherd the weak no matter how strong they are because they will not be trusted and a lot more of others who were previously unknown will be available who are trustworthy.

That will be a good thing.

We are not at the good news yet. That is still bad news, only with a silver lining. Even the weak have their work to do and their part to play in supporting the strong, and we all are counting on each other to do what they can to keep this world from falling apart and save humanity from a threat of extinction at our own hands. Tensions will be high, people will be blowing up, snapping, losing their minds, and doing other typically unacceptable things that you will need to have patience for. Your time will come eventually no matter how stoic and resolute you think you are as unmoved, and when it does you will realize that you want the same patience that I am saying you need to have for others.

This time is uniquely difficult in that way and it is too much for any person to be able to cope with, and that is the reason why there are so many exceptions to social behavior allowed. That will come to an end when things calm down and someone will say something about the time being over and normal expectations returning, but don’t worry about that. I wouldn’t be surprised if none of us live to see that day because of how long this is going to be happening. Our great grandchildren may see it when they are becoming elders and if the do, they’ll remember what we told them about living through the worst of the chaos.

There is more bad news. The government’s involvement in an evil conspiracy that spans the globe is just the catalyst. Most likely, everyone is going to face judgment in some way and their sins are goiung to get pulled to the surface and exposed before those they sinned against. I couldn’t tell you how, but that’s going to be happening a lot. People will be confessing to things they are guilty of which you normally would not tolerate but in these days you will forgive them.

That’s the good news. As horrible as the sins may be, if the worst can be forgiven, such as treason and an idiotic government conspiracy a lot of people were confused about even though they should have known better, all the easier will it be for the least of sins to be forgiven. The confusion people have on the topic that resulted in so much widespread evil is mainly the fault of your Christian leaders, because that topic was clearly decided since the beginning and should not be confused at all by Christians. However, you need to take responsibility for your own actions because what you did is your own decision even if people you trusted failed you in some way. The priest doesn’t hold the knife, but they should be telling you to put it down and use some water instead.

I’m not saying that the worst crimes that need to be acknowledged will be forgiven so easily, but I do believe that is possible. That is not my decision anyway— the entire public will have responses from each and every person, and every single one needs to be acknowledged. A lot will probably be similar and can be grouped together, but if one man or woman is standing out alone about something obscure, you’d better pay attention to what they are saying and give them the time of day to say their piece.

If the culprits truly attempted to reconcile their sins with a contrite heart and honest confession, then I don’t see any reason why people will not want to forgive them if only to ensure their sins will be forgiven too. If you demand people suffer for crimes they are honestly repenting, watch out, because your turn is next.

That’s the good news. A lot of people are going to be granted a “get out of jail free” card, and will be able to get on with their lives. That’s up to everyone. Don’t try and figure it out. Just let the voice of the people be heard and you will see that people are reasonable, wise, and good. They are not stupid, they are not cruel, and they are not evil. Not one of us, even if they may think they are and pretend to be. Those people are just very sick and need the kind of special treatment someone like me can provide to help them get better. There are lots of people like me out there, so don’t all come rushing to my door expecting me to solve your problems. Look in your local area first and see what and who is available, but if you need me to do something personal for you, then don’t hesitate to tell me what that is.

That’s it. Depending on how people confront the bad news and make use of the good news, what happens may be amazingly awesome and wonderfully apocalyptic, or horribly terrible and nightmarishly apocalyptic with war, bloodshed, and death everywhere. As far as I know, I got the nightmare side, and I’d rather nobody else have to suffer that, but even if the nightmare happens for you, don’t lose hope. Dawn will break, and the light will come shining in glorious rays of golden warmth and it will be as though the horizon itself is newly created like never before and everything will be good. The nightmare will be over for you, just as it is for me.

Muder Death Kill List

Ah yes… a bright new day today to enjoy whatever scarce goodness there is remaining in existence to be enjoyed, despite the tireless efforts of fools to destroy all that is good for no reason, nor the foresight to know how unhappy they will be without any goodness either.

Hopefully there will be no more invasions.

That way I do not have to kill you.

I know how skeptical you people are, but I wonder if you consider the implications of your beliefs. If you are so stubbornly faithful to evil, why do you doubt the powers of evil from doing harm to you for all the evil that you have done? Did you think they would reward you for doing evil? I’m not certain how best to explain divine justice in the limited view of anthropomorphized reality that you fools in the government have, but consider it like this: God does not punish people for their sins. He never is the cause of the pain, suffering, and terror of death and condemnation. That is the Devil’s job. Did God create the Devil? No.

God created angels, gave those angels free will, and one of those angels created himself to be the Devil in opposition to God. Thus God cast out the Devil, condemned him with granting his wish while in his wisdom knowing that when the Devil had his wish granted he would learn his mistake, but would not be able to change it, and that would serve as the balance to keep humans from making a similar mistake. Thus the Devil inherited all the eternal suffering and realms of the damned, and God does not need to do anything to punish people for sin. He simply lets their sin attract the attention of the Devil who rewards them by destroying whatever essence of the divine is left in those people.

The Devil does that because as his wish to usurp the power of God and replace him on the throne of Heaven, he truly believes he can provide better for people if they reject the divine by replacing their faith in the God of goodness with faith in the God of evil that he is. That is a process which is so horribly painful that it is the eternal damnation religious folks have come to believe the reality of Hell to be. It always fails too, because it only makes people more and more miserable. The Devil thinks: “If I can just get everyone—all human beings to reject what is good and worship evil instead, they will become evil, and will be happier as evil.”

The Devil is not known for being intelligent. Deceitful, cruel, jealous, devious, cunning, and manipulative, but not intelligent. Intelligence is a quality of goodness, and the Devil rejects all that is good to be evil, meaning when he notices intelligence, he rejects it and becomes the epitome of stupid. Jews are very much children of the Devil, along with Muslims, because both of them want all people to be circumcised. That is the plan of the Devil to cause all human beings to reject what is good: the human body, the natural universe, and all of creation, to accept what is evil: violence, slavery, inequality, and deceit. That is how the Devil is basically trying to get what he wants, and why Jews and Muslims are evil by wanting to circumcise the entire world.

The thing is, if the Devil had any intelligence, or if the Jews and Muslims had any intelligence, they would realize that the conflict they cause to achieve their goals is unwinnable. They struggle with immense arrogance, vanity, and foolish pride to attempt to cause all people to reject what is good naturally about the human body, to distrust nature, and start circumcising instead. That conflict is entire pointless because in theory it only has value if it is a total complete change, but in reality human beings are always going to be born uncircumcised, and thus they will never have total complete change. That says nothing about people like me and countless others who will never agree to it because we know it in fact to be a lie and you cannot convince us otherwise because we actually have faith in what is good and true unlike what you people are lying about having.

They want people circumcised so they start to worship evil and live in an evil world in opposition of nature and lie about how miserable it is because nobody wants to love each other because of how much they hate the human body. Instead of making things better about the situation, the circumcised people just tell more lies. They live entirely on lies, but none of them have any value or goodness, so despite whatever they say, they are never happier or better off, and that is obvious when you look at them.

So… God only needs to do good, be honest, be kind, wise, merciful, warn people of the dangers, teach them of how important it is to avoid sin, and provide the infinite benefits that are the rewards for goodness which evil cannot provide. The fruit of evil is ash and brimstone, and it is not good for people like the fruit of the earth, wine, and music. The Devil’s music is a chaos, without spirit, order, or form. It does not have the mathmatical perfection of the best symphonies, because the Devil rejects what is good for what the opposite is and lies about it being good. Doing that is a pointless, perverse, and offensive mockery of the truth because it’s quite obviously a lie.

So… you should not ever do evil thinking your are doing good. You are just lying to yourself and everyone when you say that, everyone knows that, and you are not going to accomplish any good. In fact, you are just going to show your devotion to the Devil, who will accept your faith in evil, and grant your desires to reject good apart from everyone else. That way you can be an example for others to follow. Except… nobody will want to follow you because it will look horrible. You will be in agony, pain, shame, guilt, and be terrified of being seen because of how wretched your conditions are. You will avoid the light at all costs, but you cannot avoid it always, because despite the Devil’s lies, the universe and creation is good, and the master creator is good. That means that God can shine his light wherever he wishes at any time, even places sealed off on all sides.

What God makes visible in that way, people who know God and who God trusts can also see what God has made visible—to an extent without overwhelming us. That is because God knows we are faithful, true, and devoted and will understand how horrible that evil is, and thus do something to be rid of it. Either purify it, cast it out, or destroy it entirely. Whatever is necessary. Thus, people like me can see directly into the government’s most secret places where God has made visible their evil works knowing that my power as a citizen is greater than theirs as a government.

So, let that be a lesson to all governments. You should never be doing evil because you will be seen by people who are not God, and those are the ones who will be enacting justice upon you in the ways of men if you do not accept justice in the way of God. Justice in the way of God is by reconciliation—acknowledging your sin completely, solemnly swearing to not do it again, doing what you can to repair the damage and offense you caused, and never sinning again. People do sin again, by mistake, but as long as they are honestly doing their best, they are forgiven, with the exception of some of those sins that are so treacherous you cannot trust them when they say they are “sorry”. If they have shown they cannot be trusted when asking for forgiveness, because it was just a trick to be able to hurt more people who want to help you, then you lose the grace of forgiveness, and have to punished the hard way by men.

That is why the liars, fools, and cowards in the government who do evil upon evil with no end say “sorry” or “whoops”, but are known to be false. Their fake attempts to apologize and admit wrong are as empty as how they express them, which is without their name, face, presence, or self. They remain totally anonymous like ghosts in the shadows, and that is how powerful they are in real life. They cannot touch, eat, speak, or do anything to affect the real world besides haunt people and scare them. If you are not scared of ghosts and are not haunted by sin, then there is nothing to fear from such beings. They are entirely powerless to you, and you can laugh at their “terrors” and other attempts to frighten you because you see them as the lies they are, and crude imitations of what they wish to be.

I suppose that is what it means to “betray the spirit”.

If you ask for forgiveness by claiming the Christ, but only use that welcome into the Christian community of blessings to harm the people within, steal from their stores, and betray them: then you will not be forgiven, because the oath you betrayed was the highest level of promise a person could make. If you cannot be true to that, you will not be true to anything you promise—especially not when you apologize and promise to not do evil again. We know better than to believe you a second time, and you will not be allowed anywhere near the sacred goodness again.

End.

Right… the Murder Death Kill List— that is how I am accounting for the evil doers hiding in the secrecy of the highest government protection they are not authorized to have. That protection is for the citizen, not the government nor the citizen acting in the role of the government. I have what is called a Murder Death Kill List, kind of like the Death Note from the popular anime. Except, I don’t have to know your name. I just need to know the unique signitare of your individual soul, which is easily discernable, and that is how you are located and identified in person to be Murder Death Killed.

That is the Murder Death Kill List, and do not let your soul be written upon it for the Devil’s Reaper to claim his evil harvest. You will know you are in danger of being put on that list if you are lying to yourself in secret. In your own mind, in your heart, and telling yourself what you know is wrong so that you will convince yourself to do more evil in real life. Those type of lies are exactly what the Devil wants, and why you are harvested for suffering and evil. Nobody enjoys that, not even the Devil, but it will happen because it is the opposite of the good harvest done by the Reaper of God, who claims all the goodness of the field and turns it into greater goodness at the mill, and then again at the kitchen, and again when given as alms in charity to people who are hungry.

Universally applicable parental discipline (rule of thumb)

First, remove your thumb from your arse and wash off the shite with soap.

On the lips of the intelligent is found wisdom,
    but a rod for the back of one without sense. Proverbs 10:13

Unfortunately, Bible quotes need to be disentangled from the Jews because Jews have begun to pretend they are to credit for Biblical literature and are due the glory of its wisdom. There are multiple ways that is wrong, the most obvious being that the wisdom is from the divine, not the Jews, and the less obvious is the fact that such proverbs as this one are known to have been compiled from various cultures around the area from Gentiles and included in Hebrew scripture. Had the Jews not attempted to claim credit and glory of the Bible for themselves, they would be honored for maintaining it, but they are arrogant and thus must be disentangled with rebuke and awarded dishonor and disgrace for their hubris.

Now that they are isolated elsewhere, we can proceed.

Simply put: when raising a child the parent/guardian is required to discipline them to learn the ways of the world and human conduct as vitally more important than urges of animal nature. Animal nature is selfish, not evil, and it is driven by bodily urges for goods, whereas humans are driven by immaterial concepts as goods for our spirit.

Bodily urges and animal desires are fine but they must not conflict with the significance and values of human concepts relevant to the local society and the universal standard for all people, and that is why discipline is so important. Do not be afraid of discipline. Discipline is good and many people seek it for all manner of reason. It is not punishment, it is temperance, justice, and harmony. It is living one’s life so that the song of their being resonates pleasantly with all other songs of being for the music of life to be consonant and pleasing to the celestial divinities as well as mortal human beings.

So, when disciplining your child because they made an error in judgement first use language, reason, and wisdom to explain why the mistake was a mistake and what the correction is. That is found on the lips of the intelligent, and all human beings are intelligent life, so all parents are capable of this wisdom. You must lead with that first, because that is how they are expected to learn on their own when they no longer have parents or teachers to guide them. The entire purpose is to prevent mistakes from happening because you can think them through before facing the consequences of their punishment.

Perhaps as a child, you learned that electricity is hot by experience like I did by touching a electric heating coil on a stove and burning your finger. I never thought about it all that much before now other than how it hurt for some time after and took longer to heal than I expected compared to something like a skinned knee or elbow which was typically a wound over more area. In any case, the implicit lesson learned by using reason in the future was that all manner of things can be hot without needing fire, and to be aware of the dangers that poses by not wanting to experience them the hard way like I did when I was told not to touch the stove when I doubted it was working since the water was taking so long to boil.

However, like in my situation, sometimes conventional wisdom simply does not work, and for whatever reason, be it curiosity, will of rebellion, distrust, or anything else, sometimes the painful consequences need to be felt to learn the simplest of lessons. That is why discipline sometimes requires a “rod for the back of a fool”. So it is with children. If there are some ways you intend to discipline the behavior of the child by explaining why they are important for reasons that can’t be expected to fully understand yet, but they prove unreceptive, disobedient, and rebellious, then it becomes admissible to use physical force to teach the simplest form of the lesson. “Don’t do that or you will be hurt.”

These days, that should not be physically beating of the child’s body, because that is not something they should fear in human society. That used to be relevant with public floggings, torture dungeons, and things of that sort, but those are out of practice for the same reason it is unhelpful in the common household as it reinforces the opposite of what needs to be taught. If they learn to fear physical violence to their body as the consequences of misbehavior, they will be maladapted to social situations as adults and may misinterpret ideological threats to their beliefs, or insults of outrage, to be dangers to their physical body when they are most certainly and by principle not for the very reason that fool fears physical violence being done to their own body!

It is a mutual agreement that does not need codification or writing and applies to all neighbors in civilized society prohibiting such responses with the exception of a last resort, and if necessary, to trust such violence to professionals disciplined to enforce the law with as much restraint from violence as possible. If such a mistake in judgment is made, it could be catastrophic, especially if it was made from a person of social significance like a president or acting with the authority of the president. For such people to prove to be fools, it is the most self-destructive thing possible to their reputation and public image and their own fault.

The very last thing you want to happen is to expect an ideology to respond with physical force, and if you know they will, to do all that you can to prevent that response from being necessary. If a nation or individual is so uncooperative, foolish, obstinate, and uncharitable as to leave no other option for the other party’s ideology to be accommodated with compromise, it will in fact result in physical violence because that is the final and certain way to teach something to fools who will not use reason or sense. That is why tyranny is always a mistake and has proven to be over and over again. Do not negotiate with terrorists threatening violence to get what they want, such as by executing hostages, blowing up buildings, and the like, as is well known by leaders.

However, if an individual or group with ideological conflict expresses that, in general, violence will happen if you do not negotiate with them at all while they are trying to prevent that violence by negotiating, that is different. They are not responsible for that violence simply by knowing it is the last resort to help other people learn to help themselves. That is a warning that the stove will burn your hand if you touch it, not that they themselves will burn your hand if you touch the stove. In those cases, and the one involving me, the tyrants are using passive physical violence with inaction, and they become the antagonist and source of the problem. The become criminal and complicit with violent offenders by not responding in the capacity that they are specifically responsible for and sworn to do as well.

When matters of ideological judgment, negotiation, and compromise involve nations, the people making those decisions are expected to be highly capable in the use of their reasoning faculties and proficiency with rational and critical thought. Spiritual proficiency and understanding may be applicable as well, but it is unnecessary, possibly distracting, and only useful if both parties recognize the same spiritual truth. In any case, whatever spiritual understanding there may be, it is invalid without the foundation of human reason and rational understanding as the foundation for it. Human beings have animal bodies, which you cannot remove without removing the entire human being from life, so you simply cannot ignore that fact because it is the most substantial truth, and why reason is required for those matters because it is a quality of the animal body that leads to higher nature.

In this day and age, it is highly embarrassing for a nation that I must even explain this, and to the USA government too! That is a nation founded entirely on reasonable agreement with no necessary spiritual authority besides the mutual agreement on the bottom line of Natural reality for how that reason is derived! That very bottom line is the same one that Judaism is derived, and that which Christianity, Islam, and all other religions are derived and why they are professed as truth! If those other religions are functioning properly, they should keep people from needing to descend all the way down to that authority for proof, because religions’ place is underneath humanity, as the footstool of humanity, not the crown on our head as the symbolic authority of our power. It helps us reach the top shelf.

So when disciplining a child with physical force, violence against their body is not to be used because that should not be a threatened consequence in modern civilization. There are places to go to express physical violence, but the court of law is not that place. So, use physical force with things like “time out” or temporarily removing creature comforts like toys and privileges they enjoy. That is a very meaningful consequence because it reinforces the concept that if they misbehave in adult life, it could result in the lose of those things. Not only as an individual who may go bankrupt or not be able to afford what they want for themselves, but on a national scale, the entire economy may be in danger because of political misbehavior known as corruption. If that happens, all people in that nation risk losing what they are privileged to enjoy as a civilization. Things like food, water, electricity, and all that stuff provided for all citizens without need of acquiring it on our own aside from paying taxes as necessary and abiding by the law.

There is no requirement to work, only pay taxes on what you do gain through work. Do you know why that is? It is a natural human desire to work productively and be of use to others; an urge to our being. You don’t need to make people do it because we do it on our own unless there is a problem preventing it from happening like systematic racism, income inequality, or monopolized industries strangling competition. In worst case scenarios, there is an even greater problem than all of those combined that results in people refusing to contribute because taxes are used for what is destructive to themselves.

Preventing your children from being able to watch tv or play video games as a consequence for their disobedience after first explaining why it is wrong through use of reason, is much worse than a spanking on the buttocks. That is applicable to children, btw, and the government has absolutely no business using such methods to attempt to “discipline” their citizens, and if that is found out to be part of their abuse of power, it needs the harshest punishment for the crime applicable. First of all, they never expressed what they want, or why, and so if they are punishing me for some ungodly reason, there is no possible way I can know what it is.

You expect me to avoid pain and suffering and seek pleasure as though it will teach me something about human behavior? What kind of fools would think that teaches anything to a person! Human beings can experiment on animals with restraint because animals do not comprehend what human beings do, and thus cannot suffer human pain by being experimented on as it would cause a human pain. Bodily pain, cruelty, and things like that are things they know well enough and should not be made to suffer, but they don’t understand the importance of human rights as they differ from animal rights and cannot even sense them.

Those things do not cause any pain nor pleasure to animals unless they are made to understand them to a limited degree. That is not all that uncommon of a cultural quality either, and why there were pagan cults that made idols for dogs, cats, and oxen. That isn’t a problem unless humans are being subject to those idols which are made for animals and thus reverting them to non-human, animal behavior when animals communicate through them in their limited way with humans. You cannot condition a human like an animal because humans don’t think or make decisions like animals do.

You can only condition human behavior by using explicit reason reinforced with physical force when necessary. Explicit reason implies direct verbal teaching or written doctrine being taught, and physical force is only used when reason fails to teach what is necessary. That is one of the reasons why taking away video games from a child for disobeying a parent is so horrible. Not only do they suffer the lack of pleasure and experience boredom, but their dignity is insulted in the highest way possible that a human being can suffer. Although they may not realize it, that is the pain that makes it so horrible.

You are basically telling them that they are acting in a way that is unworthy of a human being and thus have to be taught like an animal. By feeling the outrage of that insult, it should reinforce a universal standard of human dignity which is the entire reason why the behavior was expected and explained in the first place whatever it was! You should not be making arbitrary rules to apply and discipline just to exert power if your rules do not have a good reason you know yourself. If that happens, the parent will need teaching by physical force from the child when they are able to do so, usually by shutting the parent’s out of the goodness of their life when they are adults which is usually available to all people except untrustworthy enemies.

Whatever the government is doing to me with excessive use of physical force, is one of the most horrid abominations of authority ever conceived by men and women. It is not only ineffective, but it is stupid, unlawful, cruel, and totally self-destructive to not only the nation, but all civilization the nation is in an unwritten agreement with. The fact that the best minds capable of reason and critical thought for the use of good judgment are expected as the requirement of government leadership, but that they would make such foolish mistakes is an idiocy of such imminent danger that any and all methods of annihilating the cause and restoring order is the highest priority of all human beings everywhere.

I know that as an individual, but eventually, everyone is going to know that, and everyone will use whatever power is at their availability to do what they can to stop the USA government. Just like I do. What is that for me? Writing, reasoning, teaching, working tirelessly to explain the reasons why they should not put their hand on the hot stove! Then seeing them do it and try to hide the embarassment of such a stupid mistake and pretend like nothing happened. Except this is not a human body we are talking about, nor a child, nor a person. It is a national government, and the pain it causes is infinitely worse than the blister on a finger. What will happen when the average citizens of Russia or China or Japan realize the danger they are in from the USA?

The USA’s crime is a sin that requires death to reconcile, and there is only one possibility for that to occur, and guess what? It already happened. Do you know what that means? It means that I am correct by pointing out the truth of Jesus the Christ as something entirely different than myself and still applicable to the situation. It also means that if the people want forgiveness for such a sin, they are going to have to grant it through a public confession of their faith in Jesus, submitting themselves to the authority of the Church he established with Peter as the rock with the keys to life and death who is the only human authority to say who would be forgiven and not. You cannot fake something like that because it is entirely public life and trusted in private unless you are proven to be untrustworthy in public life and thus not in provate life either! That requires a public confession and demonstration by way of life at the very least, but if the trust is broken, then the result is imprisonment.

So, let’s say the USA does not do that, like the arrogant apes who committed the sin are too stubborn to understand or even consider as a reasonable possibility regardless of culture, faith, or doctrine. It is a universal truth whether they like it or not, and salvation, forgiveness, and life are the reward for understanding and accepting it, with or without religion or the “Jewish beliefs”. It only applies to Jews because it is their own way of salvation since they are the ones who committed such a sin first and thus needed readmittance back into the good graces of civilization with other nations who they sinned against in the worst way and betrayed the trust of.

It’s as they say, in the scripture, the wages of sin are death. If the USA will not give up its sin and accept the reward of forgiveness the way it was shown by Jesus who died crucified on a cross to express it as the highest possible cost he could pay, then the USA will be rewarded with death. Not the death of a single person. The death of the entire nation. That is what is required, and there will not be peace, happiness, justice, or rest until it does. Everyone against the USA and it is not a person, so it does not have human rights. There is no need to hold restraint when destroying it, even if it means killing millions and millions of people who are trying to defend it as slaves to evil. It is not a person. It holds no authority of human beings now that it has betrayed the source of its authority and the authority was removed. You would be a fool to trust or help them in any way, and I urge you for your own sakes to not do so.

By choosing the way of forgiveness, that means that the USA needs to lay down its life, like a lamb to the slaughter. They must open their doors to the public who will make all secrets known without endangering lives of law abiding citizens, and submit by representative completely to reconciliation and what is required for the identified sins. The fact that Christianity is a universal doctrine means that it can be done without Christianity, but Christian truth will harmonize with whatever is done because that is how universal truth works. It is in total agreement with all of its forms of expression. It is basic practice of human forgiveness between humans. In this case, the humans representing the national government asking for forgiveness from who the USA national government offended, which at the highest level is most apropriately the USA citizens.

Honestly, there should be no resistance from the representatives doing that because it is not personal to them. They are representing something other than themselves. They have no reason to resist, but if they do resist, there is only one reason: they are criminals and are hiding their sins.

I don’t know how much more I can attempt to reason with whoever reads this to teach them do what is in their best interest, but eventually this too will stop, and the rod upon the fool’s back will begin. Then they will be made to hurt in body and spirit as they are punished criminally and insulted for acting like animals and requiring animal conditioning to be made compliant with human beings even though they do not understand.

Unforgivable

First of all, these words I write on my website are for everyone to read, not just those with access to them in the present moment. Although I often address my enemies directly and personally, knowing they are reading them, they are included in the subject of everybody, which is why I can do that.

What my enemies have done to me, sinning on everyone’s account because of the situational power they have as drawn from everyone, is guilt that everybody will not be burdened with if that situational system of power will remain. Meaning, the people who used their employment by the government to sin and do evil must be removed and that system fully investigated, purified, and cleansed of all corruption. Then the overall government can continue to function. If that does not happen, then power will not start flowing into the government again. That’s just a fact of the situation based on design of the system.

Submarine metaphor time:

The ship is getting ready for deployment, an emergency communications array only used in the most dire of emergencies is checked for maintenance and is found to need a repair. So, the comms div second class petty officer who has been tasked with the repairs gets started on making it happen. They get all the information they need, learn how the repairs need to happen and with what parts, and then when they know exactly what needs to be done, they begin to start. To start, they begin making the plan of action, and the first concern is safety. So, they need to make sure everything is safe to be worked on and there aren’t going to be any other people who don’t know the details who accidentally get involved doing whatever they may be doing, work or leisure.

Because it is a high powered electrical device, it needs to be powered down and safeguards installed to ensure it stays powered down while being repaired. The last thing you want is someone with both arms in the machine while another person on the other side of the boat is walking by a power panel and thinks… “That’s the emergency underwater potato wire. That’s supposed to be on at all times. Why is that off? Better do everyone a favor and save the day by turning that back on.” That shouldn’t happen anyway, but the steps are still followed to ensure, because people are unpredictable.

Unpredictable in all ways, good and bad. Here is an example of bad, which is more common: maybe someone just found out their wife was cheating on them and they haven’t told anyone that they have been drinking excessively to cope with depression. Then maybe they come to work drunk and make a mistake like what I mentioned needs to be prevented. Highly unlikely, worst case scenario, but accounted for anyway in appropriate means without going after people’s private lives to watch them at all times in an attempt to always predict their behavior. It’s obvious why that inappropriate invasion of privacy is inappropriate, but politicians are having people do that for the government, so it needs to be spelled out in simple terms.

Not only is it highly resource intensive to monitor people all the time and attempt to predict their behavior with extensive analysis and surveillance, but doing so also negatively impacts work performance and the productivity of those under surveillance. It also undermines organizational relationships of trust. It’s also highly unlikely to be effective in any significant way. Something like that costs excessively in the short term and then again in the long term, and it is a terrible decision that is already outlawed by things like the Privacy Act.

So, to make sure things are safe for the underwater potato wire, power box cucumber needs to be powered down and locked with a special maintenance sign. Unfortunately for the nuclear engineers, when that power box is turned off, it will also turn off their coffee machine that they aren’t supposed to have anyway.

So second class petty officer Timmy III goes to give the engineering division advance notice about this maintenance so they can secure their coffee machine that everybody basically knows about because they keep it out of sight and bribe people with piping hot coffee on the sly made of the good stuff, the captain included.

Unfortunately, second class petty officer You Know Who gets this friendly notice and thinks of it as an affront to his domain and makes a big stink about having to turn off the coffee pot for comms div to do a few hours of work. PO2 Timmy III tries to reason with him, but the dude is a jerk so he just abandons the conversation in the middle of a rant about how Mexicans are taking our jobs and gets on with his work.

Eventually the plan is fully prepared and presentable as action step one, then is action step two, go to the officer of the watch and inform him of what the problem is, how it needs to be solved, and what the plan is to solve it by laying out what took the entire work-day to figure out and compile in a neat and simple manner. The officer of the watch looks at the plan and since he finally just caught a moment of peace since the day is winding down and off duty personnel are going home, was idly wondering to himself about how his guys in navigation division are going to hang up the new calendar sextant in Diagon Alley with the Range Reader Deet Doot taking up so much space. He sees that the neon tubes for the sextant will be affected by turning off the cucumber box, and is like, “okay, good plan, come to the work pow wow tomorrow morning and present it to all the department brains and totem chiefs and we will work out the plan for when it is best to do it.”

PO2 Timmy III says a silent prayer of thanks that it will have to wait until tomorrow morning and puts on his most somber face to tell his totem chief the bad news about the delay. The comms totem chief then sends his guys home for the day after passing out candy canes and thank you cards that he spent his workday crafting for them out of the kindness of his heart.

The next day at the work pow wow, PO2 Timmy, is ready to present, albeit slightly hungover from a night of binge drinking mixed with too much candy. He’s also kinda funky because he didn’t shower and got sweaty from having to run the length of the pier to make it to work on time, but at least that counts for his PT to tell Swarzencoach when he asks like he always does.

He set his alarm, but his phone did an entire operating system update and didn’t restart completely, so missed his alarm. Luckily, he woke up in the nick of time from the sounds of his roommate emptying sanitary tanks with explosive force. On top of that, it was his third day without shaving, meaning he was supposed to shave but didn’t, and as such, he presents his solid plan that he took care of yesterday.

Unfortunately, PO2 You know Who is also there and brings up an argument about why comms div doesn’t need to turn off that panel if they turn of panels bagel, biscuit, and bologna and drain the hydraulic accumulator for the starboard thrusters. Then he says, “why do you do that instead, so it doesn’t cause the second coming of the Christ when you turn off panel cucumber?”

PO2 Timmy III can’t believe he understood all of that technical stuff he just heard because he never imagined he’d be having a conversation like this before he joined the Navy when he spent his days loafing in front of the convenience store smoking Swisher Sweets without a care in his mind except that of loitering. However, being a devout Catholic, he is somewhat offended by the expression PO2 You Know Who used and with his patience already overdrawn because the crew’s mess was out of coffee when he made it to the ship says in reply, “Um… because,”

He pauses briefly at that point to take a deep, calming breath to prevent a belligerent wave of profanity from spewing out uncontrollably, and after exhaling directly toward PO2 You Know Who because in addition to not shaving, he also didn’t brush his teeth. Then he says “what does that power panel have to do with the second coming of the Christ? As far as these official diagrams are concerned, there is no second coming of the Christ connected anywhere to this power distribution panel. Do you know something I don’t about the ship’s technical updates? Because I would have known about anything like that since all communications, including yours for engineering, are routed where they need to go by comms div. So unless I missed something, you must have forgotten where you work, because this ain’t Noah’s Arc. It is the War Canoe, meaning this ship holds the spear and is not the sacrifice.”

There is dead silence in the work pow wow, because everyone knows that what You Know Who meant about the second coming of the Christ was that everyone would be mad if they couldn’t get special engineering coffee that was brewed in the nuclear reactor when they weren’t supposed to anyway. Also, the rebuke was rather personal considering how PO2 You Know Who was a known Jew and Timmy III a known Catholic. However, they are with PO2 Timmy III on this because they are supervisors, officers, and people who know how to win a war, and not only was it a non-sensical suggestion that shows how little technical accumen PO2 You Know Who has, but it was also incredibly stupid to suggest such a thing in such a disrespectful way. However, they look with interest at PO2 You Know Who to see what he will say.

With a brief tremble of panic before calming it away like it never happened, PO2 You Know Who begins to explain Jewish theology as it relates to quantum physics and modern veterinary practices for spaying and neutering household pets. The explanation goes on for a while, is excessively drawn out, and a waste of a valuable tax payer funded work-day. On the bright side, it is rather comical in absurdity to see You Know Who saying such things with full conviction of himself as justified. It is most bizarre when he nears the culmination of his speech and starts trembling in fear on the verge of tears while emphasizing with emphatic pointing that PO2 Timmy III is actually a beautiful alien woman with three boobs from Planet Neptune trying to take over the world with her seductive beauty and irresistible charm. He, (or rather “she”), therefore needs to be disqualified from doing maintenance, because she is distracting him from working because he keeps having uncontrollable urges to wipe his boogers on the crew’s pillows.

As amused as everyone is by the absurd foolishness, PO2 You Know Who was being totally serious and not at all joking. Not only that, but the ship is behind schedule already because of unanticipated repairs. Those kinds of distractions and insults cannot be tolerated in any workplace, and especially not a military workplace that is public funded. It is such a serious offense, that the captain stops the meeting, has an impromptu captain’s mast for three different crimes he knows of that qualify, and sentences You Know Who to walking the plank. However, because the ship is not at sea, he marches You Know Who outside into the parking lot to stand at attention while he gets into his car and drives to the other end of the lot. Then, flooring his Lincoln as fast as it will go, he runs him over, then reverses to do it again a few more times, and finally burns rubber with an excessively long wheelspin before letting off brake and clutch with expert timing to release a killer donut drift through You Know Who’s corpse, making a perfect ring with blood. Then, they resume the meeting, without further delay, schedule the maintenance for the following afternoon after some discussion with other important plans, and life goes on.

To this day people say that parking lot is haunted by You Know Who’s ghost who is believed to be the cause of the excessive gull droppings. Unfortunately for the superstitious, that urban legend has been debunked, because the crap has been officially counted and there are statistically the same amount of gull droppings as is average for anywhere else, and it is always excessive.

The point is this!!!!

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What they did was unforgivable to human beings. A human being cannot forgive another human being for that. It requires death as an answer.

However, as Huggy Bear says, played by the venerable Snoop Dogg: “Dig this man. Someone once said: ‘To err is human, to forgive divine.’”

It is because divine reality is true and existing that it is possible to forgive such things.

However, according to urban legend, it is said that forgiveness is only possible because somebody was crucified to buy forgiveness as an unlimited option. It was bought from the Devil though, so it came with a catch. That catch is that if the person asking for forgiveness doesn’t truly repent by at least acting as though they believed the Devil is going to get them if they don’t show they really mean it, they’ll get crucified themselves or die horribly in some other way like in Final Destination.

So, even though I don’t believe that urban legend, I do believe in the highest divine reasonably enough to understand it to be true, and because my faith is also true, that divine spirit can flow through me to make forgiveness possible for what I could not forgive myself as a mere human. However, if you wish to be forgiven for something as unforgivable as what happened, that would require acknowledging the truth of the highest divine that makes all forgiveness possible. That won’t be a problem will it?

If it is, there is nothing else I can do but continue to press charges against you until they manifest legally in a court of law and you are found out anyway. I can try to forgive you as a man without you acknowledging that the highest divine of my faith is true, but I don’t have enough power for that, so it won’t absolve you, and you will remain guilty regardless of what I say. That said, I’ve done my absolute best to make it plainly clear that the existence of the highest divine as the ultimate and immutable good that has always been recognized as the highest divine by just about everyone, is reasonable to believe in. Unfortunately, my faith is one that is distinctly non-Biblical on purpose, because I have higher moral standards than Jews, Christians, or Muslims, and their Bible is not good enough for me to be accepted.

On the bright side, my faith is also universal, so if that is a problem because you are a slave to evil through the Bible, you can always just let go of the Bible, rebuke evil, and choose to live by a higher moral standard like I do. It doesn’t have to be the same as mine, but it has to at least meet my standard to be valid, because it would not work if I had to descend into the savage and violent nature of beasts and primitive mystic frauds where Jews and Muslims are mired. That would change my conduct because I would not be limited in my methods to resolve this situation due the moral restraint of a higher conceptual reality that demands justice through formal, legal resolution in an orderly and civil manner as opposed to violent vigilante justice.

If I lowered my understanding of divine nature to the standards of such vicious and cruel people who mutilate children and sacrifice humans on crosses, I would have to take military action against my enemies before forgiveness was possible. That would mean using violent force to take out the cost to the divine that lowering its standards would amount to via the genocidal slaughter of the Jews, which would be about all of them since they do not accept Jesus to this day and continue to live as the embodiment of mockery for Biblical faith. I’d have to eliminate all of them for the lowering of divine standards to be apropriate, and it still would not be enough, but it’s a start. We’ll have to see how things go after that point to see if forgiveness is an option.

That said, I don’t intend to do that because those are the old ways and this is the new world, and I would rather get this done the easy and fast way so we can go back to ignoring each other. Just come out into the open and talk to me man to man and tell me you are sorry for all that you did and be done with it. Just make sure to express clearly what it is you did so I know what you are apologizing for. Then I can accept it for the offense and write it off to clear accounts for the sake of reconciliation.

Just a warning though, if you try to barter with me over this, I will not be pleased, and you will never get what you want. A half-hearted, begrudging apology that evades the sin by feigning ignorance will be another offense to add to the guilt and that will be too much for me to afford with the charity of faith. Like I said, I want this done the easy way, so I am going to offer a suggestion. If you find it difficult to apologize in person, send someone as your legal representative who understands what happened to the best of their ability and hold nothing back when preparing them for what you intend to apologize for.

If the person who conveys that is sincere enough and the apology satisfactory by what they bring of yours with them to offer in addition to the apology since you are not willing to offer yourself by showing up, then I will accept it. However, if your dignity is of such magnificence that you cannot be seen to apologize in person and publicly with witnesses, I expect that offering to be a substantial treasure worth your entire kingdom. The Holy Grail, the Arc of the Covenant, that rock the Muslims take a pilgrimage to, you get the idea, and if there is nothing like that because your kingdom does not have a sacred claim, then I expect lots and lots of money. Exorbitant amounts of money, because that is the least valuable thing in the world to me and I do not particularly care for it, so there better be more than enough to acquire what I do care for.

I can attempt to explain those things if your representative asks, but I assure you those things are the most expensive because money cannot buy them. That requires, work, inspiration, time, passion, and good luck. I will have to use the money to do other things to acquire them. That is how generous and merciful I am being with you. Money is not nearly enough, but I will accept it to make it easy on the offender if that is all they have just to get this over with so I can move on without them being a nuisance.