The ransom

It’s not my intention to hold all people as hostages and make demands for a lovely maiden to be my friend, but… that’s just kind of the way it is. That cannot be helped. Without the company of a maiden, there is nothing to diffuse the wrath, rage, and heated passion of my rebuke, insult, and destructive use of language.

I’m not going to pretend like there is one because they have betrayed me far too many times to believe there is any sort of substance to their spiritual reality. So, to hell with that.

If you have a problem with the increasing devastation of my hatred for human beings, please encourage a lovely maiden to try and befriend me. She can merely rest her hand on mine, touch my shoulder, or simply glance at me and all of my wrath will be consumed by my desire for her. I will not find it necessary to release that wrath, hate, and destructive will outward toward others who are responsible because it can be infinitely more efficient serving the pleasure of my true love Princess Panty Pie.

Is that not the way it is for others? It is not because I am trying to be angry, but I am constantly provoked by disgraceful men and women with no respect for themselves or anyone else, and that vile nature of indecent, uncivilized people causes a natural result of wrath, rage, and hatred. Being in control of your emotions doesn’t mean turning off your emotions or denying them, it means expressing them as you intend and the most appropriate way possible. When provoked, the wrath that results is extraordinarily tremendous because of the horrible life I have had up until my death and resurrection. There is only one place I will release that, which is toward the offender and cause of the injustice where it belongs.

If you do not like suffering those things, then maybe try to make my life a little better so I am not so provoked by hatred, insult, offense, oppression, and all that is unjust and inappropriate about human social behavior. I certainly don’t like having to destroy people with insults, mockery, and hard truth but… well I don’t feel bad either and I will make use of the rewards I gain from their loss. That would not be necessary if I could express all of my wrath, hate, and fiery passion through a healthy marriage bond where it is best suited.

For starters, maybe stop intentionally trying to make my life miserable, but do no more than you would do for any random person because that would be bad too. By being so cruel, you are bringing upon yourself such suffering, wrath, and condemnation that you cannot possibly comprehend the extent of pain it will cause you already and only get worse if you continue. That oppression and injustice should never happen to anyone, and least of all caused by the richest and most socially, politically, and economically affluent people in the world. Those people need to have more responsibility for their actions and be held accountable to at least the basic standards of the poorest man. They cause vastly more harm because of their influence with the smallest of sins because of how many lives are directly affected by their actions, to include all the indirect affects as well.

In short, there is no excuse for the president or any elected official to ever be exempt from civil justice as applicable to everyone else. That needs to be corrected in our Constitution and retroactively enforced because it was never okay for such crimes to occur. At the very least, all known crimes need to be brought to light and answered for. Have professional discretion when doing so, but leave nothing out and ensure the job is done thoroughly so there will not be any rework later.

Ransom regarding Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift,

By the mysterious ways of mystical romantic arts, it seems that something of yours has come into my possession. I don’t expect the peanut gallery to understand, nor do I intend to explain it, but I trust you know what this is about and will want that back.

I am not unwilling to return it to you, but I am unwilling to go out of my way to find you considering how much red tape there is between infamous commoners like me and adored celebrities like you. I find red tape to be particularly loathsome and among the top five most hated things in all existence, likely the top three, with evil being number one, slavery being number two, and red tape being number three.

So, you will have to present yourself to me if you want that back, which should be considerably easier for you. I have no use for that anyway, and it is doing no good with me, so you ought to retrieve it anyway.

You do not have to do anything lewd with me of course, as much as you may enjoy that, because this can be exchanged over a platonic conversation without any sort of romantic intimacy.

Come however you wish. I don’t care. Your kind cannot do anything more to offend me and lose any more respect I had for you as a creative artist, because there is none of that left. So, no need to worry about that more than should already concern you by doing nothing.

You will have to go back to your most dreaded self, before you were adorned in starlight, and approach me like a common girl before a common man. That is if that is even possible anymore for a harlot whore like yourself, flesh worshipping, blood sacrificing, pagan idolator of evil ignorance incapable of comprehending human nature because you only understand yourself to be an animal like those wretched men you slave for.

Make haste retrieving this thing of yours, because not only do I not have use for it, but I do not want anything of you in my presence because of how you lost all of my respect, which includes the base amount everyone is alotted.

Fire whatever useless interference you have hired to obscure, occlude, and manipulate the information you receive in an attempt to control your life. That dude is doing you no favors.

Until then, I will continue to use you for target practice.

Sincerely,

Nick