If I were rich enough to employ the necessary professionals:

I would make this video:

Satire— Political Campaign Ad.

Afro Buttkisser for president. He cares about the common working man. He guarantees you will be cared for by the administration. The sacred, holy, infallible administration of Uncle Sam. He has a giant dick you can imagine sucking on. A circumcised dick, and he spurts out gallons of goo. Your favorite.

Just look at how he interacts with the common peasants of Sandusky Ohio.

“Yes, who else wants to comment on my amazing cock?”

“Oh Buttkiss! Your dick is the envy of all dicks! I wish my pathetic uncircumcised husband had a dick like yours. Just look at him. You tell by the look on his face how flacid and lifeless our sex life is.”

“Thank you miss Wineberg. You are a true lady. Come see one of my attendants after this meeting and I will assure your support with my unprotected gratitude.”

“Anyone else have any comments to say about my amazing giant, circumcised dick of magic powers to save you all from sin with my sex life?”

“Yeah! I’ve got something. What’s the deal with Nick Bylotas? Have you ever heard of that guy? He’s been saying some crazy shit about the government—”

“You, you. Now.”

Two suited g-men roughly grab the man and haul him out of the meeting hall.

“Does anyone else want to ask questions that will get them detained and put in terrorist prison for the rest of their life? … I thought not. Now, let me tell you about my amazing health plan for common working people. You can’t afford it. It’s only for rich people. Isn’t that great? You can sacrifice your personal health for the needs of the rich and know you are doing the Christian thing.”

Vote for Afro Buttkisser. He’ll be on both ballots.

This message paid for by Nazi Jew party of Friendship with Evil.

Why am I on the terrorist watch list?

I don’t know. It doesn’t make any sense. There is no valid reason whatsoever.

The fact that the USA government is condemning any and every person they find politically disruptive to their schemes is rather typical of a lawless government like a dictatorship of Nazis and tyrants, so it’s not all that surprising when you think about it.

So, from that perspective, I can get a little bit of an idea as to why they are so insistent on criminalizing my life without justification. How they could ever hope to justify my very life being a crime, as if just being alive is a criminal act of the most heinous sort? That kind of injustice is beyond human understanding, and not in the good way. They are so irrationally illogical and unreasonable that they are less intelligent than beasts for behaving in such a self-destructive way to their own lives as humans while acting like beasts with their human faculties.

They are perverting the reasons for their actions with corrupt reasoning that neither helps their human interests as non-physical beings, nor does it help their animal interests as creatures of flesh. They are clearly opposed to any sort of moral righteousness or lawful behavior considering the brazenly criminal and evil nature of their hostility toward me, so what is there to say about them?

They need to be done away with before they get people killed with their incompetence. As far as I am aware, that kind of imbecility is like the typical senility of old people who have lost touch with reality, to put it bluntly.

I guess the simplest way to describe their antagonism toward me is that they are afraid that if the public is aware of who I am, they will lose all of their public image and reputations simply by being seen in contrast to someone like me. So, they not only recognize that I am good, amazing, and awesome, but they recognize how criminal, inadequate, and unworthy they are for the government occupations they have volunteered for. If they knew they were such unworthy people who could not do that job and would be a high risk of suffering mortal consequences for failing, why would they even volunteer? If they were aware of their own inadequacy, why is it a surprise that someone in the public is far superior to them?

Admittedly I am rather remarkable, but it doesn’t require a lot for any person to look like a superstar in comparison to the president and former president. They are both so inadequate as human beings, that just about anyone who simply avoids criminal activity out of fear of going to prison, but does no sort of charity or applications of hard work with self-sacrifice for others, will look vastly superior to them. I’m talking about the most apathetic and lazy human beings who simply get by with the bare minimum of life by not being criminals. I’m not that kind of person, and I do not condemn those people, but those people aren’t much to boast about having as citizens. If the very fact that a person is not embroiled in horrible criminal activity is all that is required to make the president and former president appear to be worse than human excrement, then you don’t need to look far for a suitable replacement for them.

Seriously. You could kill them and replace them with someone superior if you grabbed the first person off the street you saw and said: congratulations, you are now president.

What can a guy do when he has been condemned for the rest of his life as a terrorist without a trial, without a conviction, without evidence, and for no reason other than being rightfully opposed to Jews as the enemies of America they are in plain sight and by definition? I guess I just wait until they realize that all their schemes attempting to harm me are actually working against them and if they keep going they will accomplish nothing else but killing themselves.

What a waste of time.