The Restaurant at the Edge of Time.

If you want to dine at my restaurant, you shouldn’t use the back door and have to walk through the kitchen, especially because you don’t want to draw attention to yourself— you will most certainly be noticed for doing that!!! Please go in thru the front and let the hostess show you to a table like any ordinary person is welcome to do without a cloak or dagger they don’t need to check in at the door. Bring all the weapons you want or don’t wear a cloak for all I care!

However, I will likely be mad if you are walking through the kitchen when you know you should be using the front door, because we have work to do in there and you are disrupting that from happening if you aren’t there to do that work. If it’s an emergency… sure, do whatever you need to do— it’s a kitchen. We aren’t cooking up meth or trading Black Market arsenals back there, and I have “insurance” to cover any damages in case stuff gets broken for whatever reason.

If you want a tour of the kitchen and see how we do things back there, please let the waitress or waiter know and we’ll have that arranged for you in a few minutes. You are welcome to do that if you want, but honestly, I doubt you’ll see anything back there that isn’t typical of a normal restaurant. At least not yet. Maybe later if things go well and we are offering more… eccentric items on our menu.

I have secret recipes, yes, and I don’t mind sharing them with you if you want to know them, but I’m not going to post that publicly on display for everyone. I’m sure you understand. They are important to me, you could even say lightly sacred in a way, and I don’t want just anybody using them who could potentially misuse them for something other than that which they are intended.

Please fill out this form if interested in any of the above openings and have questions or want to apply.

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#%$&@#!!!! The secret igredient is LOVE!!! It’s in everything here. In all things. When I decide which salt shakers to get, when I decide which salt to get, when those salt shakers are filled, and the same with the pepper, the napkins, the paint on the walls, decorations, plates we use, light bulbs, tooth picks, soft drink selection as well as hard drinks— do you understand!!! That is how the magic happens! It’s no big secret mystery that is being hidden from you to keep you from knowing what it is, but you won’t be able to pin that down or lock it in a box or seal it away and harvest some sort of evil energy that does not exist where there is love! You government psychopaths are out of your god damn minds!!! Have you never thought about what the person you love would feel about whatever you decide? Have you never thought about making the person you love happy with the most ordinary and normal things that are everywhere around us all the time!?

Don’t you dare try to project your false, evil image of love onto my true love. You don’t know me. I do not do adultery, who I love is not any other man’s love, and she does not love any other man than me. Certainly not any family members, you disgusting, vile people! Get thee away!!! Do not make me use a chef’s knife to appropriately handle the threat of a doublecrossing spy in my kitchen. You think that just because I’m not employed by the government I won’t do what I need to do to protect my home!? I don’t give a damn what uniform you wear if I know you are a traitor, and the USA government is a known traitorous, untrustworthy, doublecrossing, government of foreign spies, foreign businesses, and foreign interests all concerned with destroying Freedom, enslaving our citizens, and forcing their violent, inhuman, and evil culture of circumcision on us!!! I WILL CHOP YOUR GOD DAMN GIZZARDS LIKE SHALLOTS AND GREENS YOU VILE GOD DAMN BEASTS!!!!!!!

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Get the fuck out of my place of business, my home, and take your evil elsewhere. You do not have imminent domain here.

What are all the Jews of the Jewish community going to think now that they see you— a true Jew, through and through— barging into my kitchen and breaking my equipment to prevent me from starting my business. You come in here like some brute savage, spill all my ingredients all over the floor, urinate in the dining room, smash the windows, break the dishes, and then walk out like it was your God given right and job to do so— all while wearing a USA government badge, uniform, and in USA national territory.

Is that how a Jew is supposed to conduct himself?

Look around you! You think people can’t see you! You think they don’t notice you are right there red handed as the hired thug getting his kicks off vandalism, business intimidation, and terrorism!?

Can you see the way they are looking at you?

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Do you believe it is a coincidence that when a spy betrays the nation he works for to side with the enemy it is called “doublecrossing”. There are not two crosses, and there never will be. You people chose your side, and you will never come back.

Do you know why that second cross is not going to be acknowledged: look around you. Look how many crosses there are. Look how many people were crucified for doublecrossing the Truth over the years. You are one of them, and you will die for your Jews along with all the martyrs who died for them, and people like me, are going to clap and cheer while you are crucified, mauled by wild beasts in an area, made a spectacle of as you die!!! Oh jolly joyous day!!! I CAN’T WAIT!!!!!

It’s been a long time since the old gods had a good sacrifice in the arena… they will drink deep your blood as it spills out, but it won’t be enough… oh no… they will want more and more and more until every last drop has been spilled or the war is ended with your God’s death. What do you know? He’s already dead, so it looks like he’s not going to be able to speak His Word for you… guess it’s gonna be a blood sea unless your king says something… but wait, wasn’t that your king too!? What have you got left? A prime minstrel? Let him dance on the stage for all the world to watch, and after we’ve had our spectacle, I’ll make the final gesture as to what will be done to your people. Will we accept their surrender or spill every last drop of their blood until we do?

I like the old gods better than your one single god, to be honest. They have good humor when the killing needs to happen, and that is why I love what I do when the time for killing comes.

It’s good to have them back, because they have been sorely missed under the oppression of your “Christ” tyrant.

Most High? Obviously not Jewish, because they put their god-king to death and forfeited their claim to spiritual inheritance. Resurrected? Well, he’s not circumcised anyway, because that’s what that doctrine says in that “Christ” religion you want to hide behind.

Can you see the jaws of death closing around you?

Can you feel the circle tighten and tighten and tighten with each spiral?

Have you learned the pattern yet?

Will you be able to make it out before you are crushed into oblivion?

Let’s watch and see what they do… this is some fucked up shit, but it’s verified good and there ain’t nothing better on, so we may as well see what happens.

Someone get the dang ol’ news cameras on this, because people are going to want to know! They need to know this is happening!!! Someone make a call if you don’t mind, I gotta hold the line so nobody will miss anything. You’ll get caught up in your own time, I promise. As will everyone all throughout time, and it’s always going to always be hot out the box too. That’s just how the Word works when a man has it in hand to do what is good, just, and righteous. It is timeless.

Prolly oughta see if I can make this into something more useful since I got it down so well… maybe a new Pagan religion? Yeah, that oughta work. One that everyone is welcome and can be invented together for all kinds of people, human or not, to do what they want without any limitations. You can even do evil! Only… you have to be in designated areas for that. I’m sure you understand, because you also want to enjoy some good things too. How do you think shopping at the Safeway is going to go if Michael Myer’s keeps showing up and eating people’s babies?

You can call it whatever by as many names as you wish but its basically just Story with a divine purpose so… how about the Way of the Story as a base of operations and foundation for all others? No… don’t talk about it. I know how that’s going to go. That’s my decision as the creator and author and it’s final.

Anyway, how should the Story of these events go in real life? What kind of spectacle do you want to see?

This is my suggestion: Let’s impale all the Senators, Executive Cabinet, and Supreme Court Justices on metal pikes and use their dead, bleeding corpses to decorate the stage of the most metal concert of all time!?

We can do it on the White House lawn and set the building on fire in the background! It’s better than they deserve, the vile, doublecrossing, traitors, but it’d make one hell of a sight so I think that’s what we oughta make happen to do justice for this event. We could have another event and blow up the entire Congress building to smithereens, and for a few decades give them some of those portables you see at grade schools for their replacements to do the government work in until we make something that doesn’t remind us of the tyranny, betrayal, and inhumanly monstrous government that the USA is as after betraying everyone by trying to sacrifice us to the Jews’ evil false-god for no reason other than their obsession with dicks. Faggots.

No, don’t mistake gay people with the evil faggotry of those circumcisers. Those people literally worship dick. Seriously. Who the fuck does that? To Hell with them.

Maidens are better, I say! I’ll worship Maidens for all time and never feel bad about it too, because that’s true love, and I’m always up for that. True love never sleeps, never dies, never grows old, never fades away, never gets ruined. Even if True Love breaks, it heals back to new and is better than ever before long.

Anyway, y’all shouldn’t be making any worship devoted to sexual organs like the Jews, Muslims, and Christians do, because that’s a bad idea and basically evil since it turns people too stupid to maintain civilization which causes law and order to fall apart. Those evil, skinned fools won’t admit they worship dicks, but they typically deny their god anyway, so that’s one of the ways you know what they actually worship.

However, if it comes to sexual worship… maidens 100 percent are the choice, and let us not even consider any alternatives, because there is nothing worthy of being compared to a lovely maiden in any way, especially not a god. Not even when considering the lowest form of her innumerable qualities of loveliness, which is sexiness. Do gods not always end up falling out of heaven for lovely maidens? Come on now, why do I need to tell you people this?

Let’s spill some god damn old rich white man blood already and wait for the maidens to grow of age since there are none left that are of age after the circumcisers defiled them all by tempting them to do evil by accepting circumcision and destroying their loveliness. That’s pretty sad, but at least we now know which ones aren’t good anymore, so they can be avoided. They are marked now and look like ugly beasts because of the evil they welcomed into their soul. Let’s do a study and look at some contemporary pictures compared to a time before they swore to evil.

Any better ideas? Are any of you digging the garbage media propaganda they are putting out to try and subversively hypnotize you to do evil and violently mutilate your children? That stuff is no fun. We need some entertainment and we need it now, especially because there are no lovely unmarried maidens left worth the time of day as far as I can tell, and I’ve looked long and hard all over the world, but there is not a single one. They all worship dick with the Jews, but they don’t understand that makes them property to men like cattle to be sacrificed, but I suppose that’s what they want since they started turning into vile beasts in the first place.

No use crying over spilled milk. There is hope for the future, but them old hags collecting severed flesh like grisly trophies to wear on their face are done. Just ignore them and start…. you know… eventually they’ll be entirely out of sight and mind and will go die somewhere unnoticed and nobody will care because they are evil and unwanted as their personal choice of free will.

Me, ugly? Obviously. I’m a man. A bonafide, hard working, big hearted, reliable, everlasting, trustworthy man who will never mutilate a child for a false god, or do violence to people at all unless it is a divine necessity of war to protect lovely maidens… which is dreadfully close to happening. I’ve also got an insatiable desire of the most fiery passion to make endless totally satisfying love to a lovely maiden for eternity, or maidens if more than one want that. That is of course if they in fact truly love me too and desire to have more happiness than was ever possible before from anyone else because of how awesomely amazing my lovemaking is by being supercharged with ultimate divine power and purpose none will ever surpass…

maybe one day I will find a lovely maiden who is good and humble enough to accept such a lowly gift from a man as an offering for marriage in addition to everything else I offer that is not so lowly as a gift from the true king I was surprised to learn I am… but yes. I am in fact ugly. Hideously terrifyingly ugly. People run in fear when they see me because of how bad is my ugliness and I can’t get a date to save my life. With all the time on my hands because I can’t get a date, I make things happen like… destroying Jews, Christians, and Muslims once and for all with an awesome Word battle that gets their prime minstrel dancing in front of all the world and time like he hates doing more than anything. I wonder if there is a connection there… anyway… I gotta sign off for now. This has been a long day…

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