Oh you won't offer refunds?

Why is it PlayStation that you do not offer refunds for games that were downloaded, disliked, and hated so much that players like me want our money back because of how shitty quality they are— not only in story development, but by being insulting with their amoral ignorance as though I were on their level of stupidity just because I am in the audience. What have you deluded yourself into thinking about your role as a creator of entertainment? Do you not realize you are nothing more than a cheap whore for me to bust my load into until the tyrants are out of my way with their illegal interference and I can dominate the entertainment industry with my own business?

So why then do you not offer a refund? You are greedy? Obviously.

However, what is your excuse because I suspect you are too much of a coward to admit your greedy, covetous, and pathetic lust for money as your object of desire to have such shameful business operations.

Speak up, you spineless Japanese bastard. Speak like a professional, you castrated excuse for a man who has no concept of honor after my people destroyed yours.

You what? You are afraid of people stealing the information? You are afraid of them pirating your games after downloading them, and that is what you are accusing me of doing as the reason why you will not offer a refund? So not only are you shameful to your own nation by being such an embarassment unto all humanity, let alone any divine being who might look upon your waste of life you chose to humiliate yourself by having as your own, but you will also insult me by suggesting I might be even remotely like you?

Well this is what I have to say about that: first of all, I am not going to change my behavior to accomodate the criminal behaviors of scoundrels like pirates and yourself. I am not going to compromise the rights of humanity in all nations to be protected by justice because you are incapable of protecting yourself. You are thus thrice shamed simply by the way you go about your day to day life and make your decisions, because not only are you honorless, but you are weak, incapable, and afraid of the most simple of brute thieves who proliferate the cities of the world because you accommodate them with your fear of their theft.

Or is it because you are afraid of having justice prevent those people from committing crimes because you are a criminal, thieving, talentless, incapable, and uncivilized imbecile as well and have to resort to crime to survive? Well, I suppose that makes sense because it matches every other aspect of your behavior as a corporation so identified with Japan.

I wonder what your emperor thinks when he looks at you after reading these words, in case he never considered the situation himself having more important things to worry about than games. As a matter of fact, I would rather not think of such shame because simply imagining what that would feel like for another person is more than I am willing to be disgusted by.

Guess what this means from America: 🖕

You know what? Let me add something a little more old school for you: 🙅‍♂️👐 … In case you don’t know what I am saying there, go ahead and take your time figuring out what that means while we laugh over here on the Western side of Earth.

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you may be a colossus, but you are still nothing more than small fry for me. That doesn’t mean you aren’t a nice snack for the time being, and I do enjoy my snacks. However… if I were you, I’d replace your top leaders at PlayStation and start running that business with dignity and responsibility.

Ah... I see. Allow me to explain.

Your world is being destroyed… by a problem that is yours.

You seem to have the wrong idea about me, maybe because of how I approach, but that is simply what is necessary and a burden I accept because of what I am doing for my world.

You see… I saw from over there how your world is being destroyed, and I also saw that if they did that, they would have the power to destroy this world next. I do not want either of our worlds to be destroyed, so I made this approach even though it makes me look like it does, to ask you if there is any way I can help you, not to be your savior, but to be an ally.

I am sure you know as well as I do that the enemy is far more dangerous than most people realize, and the severity of that threat means that we cannot risk it advancing a single bit unless absolutely necessary. We need to use everything we have and do everything we can to stop it as thoroughly, completely, and ultimately as soon as possible. Any moment we delay could mean millions of lives when only a single life is just as important as all of them together. That’s like the tragedy of all of humanity being destroyed a million times even if there is still hope remaining. That’s just something we cannot risk or play around with like a casual concern that isn’t life or death such as what kind of bubblegum to buy or character to select in a game.

There is no time to waste, no allowances to be given the enemy, and everything to lose. There is nothing to gain, its true, and that is what most people find so strange about why we fight, and I find so strange about them. When everything is in danger, that is a reason to fight without needing something to gain for doing so. In fact you need to be willing to give up everything to fight, because if you don’t, you are going to lose it anyway.

So, maybe you have things under control and can handle the situation for yourselves, but I would like to offer my help anyway because I want to stop that threat just as much as you do for the sake of both of our worlds. I enjoy imports from your world, which is how I came to be aware of what is happening and how I can help, so I want you to survive just as much as your own people do because I will lose my world if your people lose theirs.

Do not worry about me doing what I did to the USA to your world, I did that because the USA is different from every other nation and that was the emergency plan that was set in place and worked perfectly. The founders of this nation and ancestors here made that emergency plan knowing something like this was going to happen because people would mistake the role of government here as though it were like other nations, and that would be their undoing. The entire government can collapse to nothing here, and order will still be retained, life will still go on, and everyone will be fine without being disturbed.

At least for a while, and plenty long enough to press the restart switch and start everything from the beginning without corruption. The world here is apart from the government because we don’t have an emperor, king, queen, princess, or any divinely blessed ruler in the government. We have them, all kinds of them, but they live as normal, everyday citizens among the poor and rich alike, and most people don’t even notice who they are, but that’s okay because… idk most of us just want to live normal lives like everyone else without people thinking we are special in some way they aren’t, because we aren’t, not anymore than they are special in ways we are not.

Anyway, I don’t know how I can help you because these situations are complicated, you know your world better than I do, and surely you have already made plans that nobody knows about and I don’t want to interfere in that or even know what those are unless you find it necessary. That’s why I am asking. I trust you can see through this awful illusion I had to take on to be able to do this, but it is just that, an illusion. It has no power if you do not believe it really is what it appears to be. I wouldn’t expect you even to know how I appear to be because of that illusion, so there is no way you could even cause me disrespect for what you do because of that illusion.

In fact, if you try to prove that is an illusion to humiliate me, all the better, because it is not my doing, I did not cast it, nor do I want it. That is the threat’s doing to prevent me from helping you because it is all they can do and have no power otherwise to prevent me from helping you and thus helping myself too.

So… I hope you didn’t get the wrong idea about me coming to offer help, but this situation is too important to not accept nor offer any help if it is available because of how dangerous the threat is.

If my language is a bit much to parse and translate, perhaps you could send someone to help me learn yours. Anyone will do, but if you want the fastest results, that person should be a cute maiden who perhaps is willing to be my girlfriend and possibly wife and live happily ever after in true love like in a fairy tale if there is such a person left alive, because there are none in my world anymore. That will make my learning go much faster. They killed every last one in my world when I recognized the threat and none of them were willing to fight back, so they actually did me a favor because they were all fakes who want the power but aren’t willing to work or help anyone with it.

I eagerly await any reply, response, or notice that my message has been received, no matter what it may say. We can no longer fight this battle in the storyverse where human lives are not in danger. We have to fight it in real life with real people who believe enough to use the power of the storyverse in real life and are willing to face that danger. That is the only way, and it is the good way. That use of male power to make war on earth is specifically for this purpose, and that is the only reason why we have it. Because what we both want to protect is so important, that is why we are willing to die in real life to protect it. Not everyone understands that nor is required to risk their body, but a lot of people will do so without hesitation and always will.

My favorite examples are the martyrs of early Christianity. They fought and died to protect this very same thing that was in danger then and is now in danger again because Christianity has been corrupted since then and people are disregarding all that those people died for thinking they are corrupt like the modern people today are. It is so infuriatingly offensive to people like me who understand what they did and suffered to protect what is everyone’s concern that I not only am I willing to take that risk, but I am willing to throw myself into such danger that it is most probable that I will die. Let them see how much I not only accept death, but desire it, and maybe they will remember why they feel the same way.

I’ve always been that way. I first wanted to die as a small child so I could skip all of the suffering of life, but… that’s just not how it is done. What we do in life matters. It makes a difference not only here, but what becomes of us there. Sometimes we can kill ourselves, but if there is another good way, we should take that other way, and enduring all that burden of making this approach was that other good way for me. The only good way besides gaining the power of being without the limits of my body entirely and having that power to fight them with.

So… if there is anything I can do, even if it is a simple, menial, laborious task like carrying water to your heroes and heroines during the short breaks in between battles, let me know. No work, responsibility, or duty is beneath my dignity to do because I am one of those emperors, kings, and the like, and the dignity of the sewer workers, and garbage handlers, or any other work people may not want to do, is also our dignity because we make sure it is done even if we have to do it ourselves.

If you are reading this and do not understand what this is about, you are not expected to. I know how difficult it is to understand which is why I make such an effort to explain it clearly as many times as it takes until I finally get the point across.

It is like this:

There is an enemy just like us that is threatening those of us who live in stories and real life. They seem to hate us for unknown reasons they cannot explain nor even try to, and they are focused on killing every last one of us in order to either make us like them and no longer as ourselves or who we choose to be, or kill us altogether. That makes no sense as a fact. It is a total act of stupidity on their part and that is why they cannot explain nor even try to.

However, they decided that the best and most certain way to destroy us would be to destroy… what is like the sun in the solar system. They had their own fake one that was inconvenient, expensive, and problematic, causing health problems, making people unhappy, and was a invention of a crazy madman. I destroyed that because of those reasons. I did not like it, it was not necessary, and I had the power to destroy it, so I did. To hell with them and their evil fake sun that makes people miserable. It’s getting in the way of the real sun that is good and sustains all life.

What they don’t understand though, is that when they destroy what they know will destroy all of us, that they will also be destroyed. They don’t seem to realize that. That fake sun of theirs cannot do what the real sun does, because—- it does not have enough gravity to keep all the planets in motion exactly as they need to be.

So that is why we have to do whatever is necessary to stop them. Not only are all of our stories being destroyed and all the love in the universe being defiled by them as they are using the most terrible evil to destroy what is most good. Using that kind of evil is unthinkable, unforgivable, and so obviously wrong that nobody ever wanted to use it nor should they, but I guess someone didn’t believe the warning label and used it anyway.

They have to be stopped. It should not be that hard, because all we have to do is make known what they are doing which is entirely why they are so concerned with secrecy. Ask yourselves what secret of yours or could there possibly be that is more important than all of life? What national secret could be more important than all of Earth? What religious secret could be more important than the solar system?

Why could something so important not be known by everyone if it was good?