Oh you won't offer refunds?

Why is it PlayStation that you do not offer refunds for games that were downloaded, disliked, and hated so much that players like me want our money back because of how shitty quality they are— not only in story development, but by being insulting with their amoral ignorance as though I were on their level of stupidity just because I am in the audience. What have you deluded yourself into thinking about your role as a creator of entertainment? Do you not realize you are nothing more than a cheap whore for me to bust my load into until the tyrants are out of my way with their illegal interference and I can dominate the entertainment industry with my own business?

So why then do you not offer a refund? You are greedy? Obviously.

However, what is your excuse because I suspect you are too much of a coward to admit your greedy, covetous, and pathetic lust for money as your object of desire to have such shameful business operations.

Speak up, you spineless Japanese bastard. Speak like a professional, you castrated excuse for a man who has no concept of honor after my people destroyed yours.

You what? You are afraid of people stealing the information? You are afraid of them pirating your games after downloading them, and that is what you are accusing me of doing as the reason why you will not offer a refund? So not only are you shameful to your own nation by being such an embarassment unto all humanity, let alone any divine being who might look upon your waste of life you chose to humiliate yourself by having as your own, but you will also insult me by suggesting I might be even remotely like you?

Well this is what I have to say about that: first of all, I am not going to change my behavior to accomodate the criminal behaviors of scoundrels like pirates and yourself. I am not going to compromise the rights of humanity in all nations to be protected by justice because you are incapable of protecting yourself. You are thus thrice shamed simply by the way you go about your day to day life and make your decisions, because not only are you honorless, but you are weak, incapable, and afraid of the most simple of brute thieves who proliferate the cities of the world because you accommodate them with your fear of their theft.

Or is it because you are afraid of having justice prevent those people from committing crimes because you are a criminal, thieving, talentless, incapable, and uncivilized imbecile as well and have to resort to crime to survive? Well, I suppose that makes sense because it matches every other aspect of your behavior as a corporation so identified with Japan.

I wonder what your emperor thinks when he looks at you after reading these words, in case he never considered the situation himself having more important things to worry about than games. As a matter of fact, I would rather not think of such shame because simply imagining what that would feel like for another person is more than I am willing to be disgusted by.

Guess what this means from America: 🖕

You know what? Let me add something a little more old school for you: 🙅‍♂️👐 … In case you don’t know what I am saying there, go ahead and take your time figuring out what that means while we laugh over here on the Western side of Earth.

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you may be a colossus, but you are still nothing more than small fry for me. That doesn’t mean you aren’t a nice snack for the time being, and I do enjoy my snacks. However… if I were you, I’d replace your top leaders at PlayStation and start running that business with dignity and responsibility.