The Anti-Joke

Other information is available on the internet about this subject, or at least there was 10 years ago when my barracks roommate at sub school brought up the subject in conversation.

I only want to add some amplifying information.

Example of an anti-joke:

Q: What is the best way to kill a Jew? A: Throw them into a vat of acid to dissolve, and don’t forget to wear PPE.

An anti-joke is best used when you want to kill the mood on purpose for a good reason, and then followed with something to say.

I supposed what I have to say is written in the refractions: The Bugger Jew, The Stiff-Necked Jew, and the Anti-Hero. I truly have something very important to tell people. It is news that is both bad and good, is something that concerns everyone’s safety, and is potentially going to increase everyone’s happiness in daily life tremendously, including Jews. Think of it like a very bitter pill covered in chocolate. Eat it or you are going to die.

The bad news is: you are sick with a previously incurable disease that is nearly always fatal.

The good news is: I have a cure for you, and that is what this news is all about.

but wait there is more bad news: the cure tastes horrible, but I’ve done what I can to make it bearable.

The summary of all the news: EXTRA EXTRA Read all about it!!! Crabby hermit crawls out of shell and starts the new religion everyone is waiting for: The Way of the Story! Read it all right here, free of charge! That’s right, free of charge! He paid me to give all this news out to you for free until it’s all gone, so hurry and take one because I got plans later.