The final word on the new sex law!

Thou shalt not go ass to mouth.

That is the law. However… do not enforce this law or try to separate people by it. Do not punish people if you find that they do that or treat them poorly. This law is only for personal use, and I shouldn’t need to tell you.

The purpose of this law is not to target individuals, embarrass people, or cause problems with the peace or adult sex workers. The purpose is to prevent moral decay of sexual behavior for an entire community beyond tolerable limits. Doing everything else is probably going to be fine, not get you in trouble, not be unusual, and be generally normal, but if you are going ass to mouth for pleasure, I am telling you right now, that you have gone too far looking for pleasure. Have some restraint, please. That is just not right.

That said, if you do go ass to mouth, simply know that you are going against the grain, doing what is socially taboo, and do not expect people to accept you for doing that if you are being proud of the fact. People should treat you with dignity and respect at all times, but if you are going out into public waving an ass to mouth flag and expecting people to embrace you with open arms… you’ve got another thing coming. Namely, pitchforks and torches. Isn’t the enjoyment of breaking a taboo the fact that the taboo exists? If every one finds such behavior normal, acceptable, and fine, there is no taboo.

If you are breaking a taboo, you ought to know that you are being naughty. Being naughty generally comes with some sort of punishment, and that is your responsibility to take care of for yourself in this regard. I certainly forbid people punishing others for sexual behaviors that aren’t criminal or the other kind, but that shouldn’t stop you from saying what you think or feel about things if you want to. That isn’t a punishment. That is expressing spirit.

Behold! The law in technicolor vision, brought to you by Kevin Smith:

That ain’t your Moses’ tablets, which I think is the sign from ye’ olde Zion you’ve all been waiting for.