Population Control Plan

In the event of overpopulation follow this procedure to eliminate human waste:

First, exterminate all politicians, as they are the most useless, the least skillful, and the most insignificant scum of the earth in any society. There will be absolutely no impact on the functions of civilization or the community without politicians or the elected offices which they are put in to shut them up so we no longer have to hear their annoying sounds.

Second, exterminate all stockbrokers. Stockbrokers are equally as useless as politicians and serve no purpose in a civilization while only being detrimental to the economy by increasing inflation and lowering the value of currency, but they are whom politicians leech off of, which means they have some manner of economic insight which politicians lack. They could possibly be redirected to something more useful other than being an economic pest, but who has the time to lead those imbeciles by the hand through every god damn decision in life so they aren’t useless shit suckers?

With both the politicians and stockbrokers exterminated, there will never be an overpopulation problem because those two occupations are the only reason there are ever problems with a nation or civilization.

As a rule of thumb, if there are ever any civil problems of injustice and you don’t know how to solve them, just start assassinating random stockbrokers and politicians with no discrimination between any of them. They are all useless, they are all unhelpful, and they are all traitors if there are possibly problems in a society that result in injustice.

Take these actions immediately to save all of us time and improve the conditions of the world. Thanks.

As a corrective measure to the obscene and perverse arrogance of politicians in the USA, all occupations of elected office will gain the additional suffix to their job title: “servant”. “president servant”,. “senator servant”, “representative servant”, “mayor servant”, etc. This is not up for debate and is irrevocable.

It is as they say: “those who can’t do, teach, and those who can’t teach, teach P.E. Well, those who can’t teach P.E. suck public dick for their job.” That is how politicians get elected. The. suck the most dick and enjoy it more than anyone else. The office of the president is pretty much the champion dick sucker who was most willing and able to gorge themselves on public cum for the handout which is their wage.

I personally find such human behavior loathsome, and you could not possibly convince me to be employed in such a shameful disgrace of an occupation as that of an elected official like the president. You could not pay me enough money. You could not provide a good enough reason. You could not give me anything that would make such a job worthwhile. I would never take that office even if all the people begged me to.

That’s why I don’t really even need to know anything about someone like Trump to know he is a coward, a pussy ass bitch, an uneducated idiot, and an incapable and powerless imbecile. Not having any power, ability, or brains is why someone becomes a politician and not anything else. You should never trust them, never rely on them, and never expect them to be useful. Just give them something frivolous and useless to do so they stop throwing temper tantrums if you won’t execute them like I would.

I’ll demonstrate for the benefit of humanity and all civilization to come, that you do not need government authority to make a difference in a civilization, a nation, or a society. You do not need any of their occupational power to use the power that shapes and improves society. You don’t need to be a king, a president, or a dictator to change the law, change culture, and begin or end wars. You don’t need to be a general in a military to take the battle into your own hands and win the war when they are incompetent for doing so. I will make happen all that people are relying on their government to make happen, but I will not be employed by a government in any capacity. I will not have a special title, special privileges, money, underlings who carry out my orders, or any of that shit that they find so essential for the most mundane and simple tasks.

That will never change, and you should never respect world governments because of that. They do not have power, they do not have authority, and they do not have any worthwhile ability as human beings that could possibly make them threatening. Never have faith in a nation or government. Never trust a nation or government. Never rely on a nation or government. Make use of them and take advantage of them as much as is possible, but do not come to depend on them or rely on them to do what you are better suited to do yourself.

Just because they will give me money they owe me doesn’t mean that I am relying on them. That is just me making use of what I am entitled to receive. That is not being dependent, that is being frugal with my time and energy because I have better things to do than waste any time making money.

I realize not everyone has the ability or talent to be useful for other people or do something worthwhile with their lives that is of benefit to other people that makes them worth having around, but… there is no shame in that. That’s why you people make money instead. People like me give you money so you can be useful to us for what we are able to do. That way you can enjoy the same usefulness that I am doing, even though you are not responsible for it. You get all the benefit without any of the liability. However, if I’m capable of doing something useful, then I cannot be bothered with things like money which are for useless people who don’t do anything with their lives other than what they are told to do.

Just keep in mind that if you are a useless as a human who only does what they are told, then you’d better do what you are told correctly. That is all the more important if you are so useless that you cannot even do something skillful when you are told to because you have no intelligence or aptitude for work, such as a politician. Those people are most useless and are told exactly what to do with their very lives in the most constrained and limited ways because of how unreliable they are as people. If they fail at doing what they are told, such as the politicians in the USA currently, then they are not only useless, but they are thieves, and there is no reason to allow them to live, and every reason to murder them in cold blood.

So, hop to it if you are so useless that you do what you are told. I am telling you what to do to be useful: murder the politicians. Murder the government officials. Murder the senators, representatives, president, vice president, and all their cabinet. Kill every last one of them that you can and do not feel bad about it. Put all the responsibility of your actions on me who is telling you what to do as a divine authority greater than the world and all its nations, religions, and governments.

Don’t bother yourself with concerns about which one to kill. Kill any that you have an opportunity to kill and those first. If you see they are vulnerable to be murdered, murder them and do not worry about who they are. They are all “G.I.”’s. government issued products that are defective and need to be destroyed. Kill every single one you can as soon as you can. They do not get to enjoy the liberty of being a person when they are a government servant. Just think of them like machines who have a virus like rabies and need to be put down. They are no longer capable of using human thought, human reason, or a moral compass to know the difference between good and evil and why it is important. As soon as those defective and obsolete machines are gone, we can install new ones that will not require to be murdered.

If any of those imbeciles valued their lives as people, they would break any and every rule necessary to get the hell out of their jobs before you or I get there to remove them from their jobs with brute force.

That’s the thing though. They know they are entirely useless and undesirable as people. They are not wanted around in any way, and do not value their own lives, which is why they don’t value anyone else’s and have been doing what they have. They are quite literally the worst possible abominations a human being could descend into and no longer be human. They will be most happy to be murdered, but everyone else will be grateful too, so it’s fine. There is nothing to worry about when you murder them. This is for the best.

Does anyone else find it surprising that such worthless and unproductive people who are the embodiement of unhappiness and failure even have spouses? What kind of person would want to attach themselves for life to a person who would even consider being a politician, and then stick around when they prove to be entirely incapable at something so trivial and easy!? Their spouses are not in office, nor their children, but why they have not cut off the ones who are from their lives is probably a symptom of their own stupidity by choosing to be associated with such an undesirable human beast.