It's just one little ear lobe

If you women want to have the right to vote in the New World, you are going to have to give up one of your ear lobes.

That’s not asking a lot. It’s just one tiny bit of flesh. You don’t even need it.

Now… you do want to be citizens with a right to vote and protected freedoms instead of being the property of men like me, don’t you?

Then let’s get out those scissors maidens and start snipping them ears!

We can make a fun game with a song for the kids to play.

You won’t even miss it when it’s gone. In fact, you probably will be much happier, because men like women with only one ear lobe. Didn’t you know? One ear lobe is the way to go!

I’m not telling you there is such thing as super powers… but if you only have one ear lobe a lot of people say they can hear a lot better too. Just saying…

There is no greater perversion of Christianity than when a person believes that you owe something because of why Jesus Christ died.

Now… reach in that bag and find my wallet.

W-which one is it?

The one that says “Bad Mother Fucker”. …. That’s the one. Now open it up. See all that money. Keep it. It’s yours, because I’ve had something of a epiphany today about changing the way I live, and am not going to choose violence. However…. this case here: …. you can’t have this. I went through a lot of trouble to get it for someone, and will make sure they have it safe and sound. They are the rightful owner and always have been, and it should never have left his home.