Why English?

Why does the primary language of international economy and culture have to be English?

We have our own languages of incomprehensible nonsense with countless arbitrary symbols to memorize, in addition to Japan’s multiple alphabets of pure arrogance, vanity, and uselessness that serve entirely no purpose! Shouldn’t everyone be forced to use our insanely overcomplicated and inefficient language of least usefulness and incompatibility for everyone else?

No.

First of all—English is the most efficient, easiest to use, and most potentially meaningful of all languages that currently exist or have ever existed on Earth.

Second of all—people who use the English language ended up on top at the end of both World Wars. So… thems the breaks. Or do you want to fight another war just so you can be proven wrong intellectually in addition to inferior in military prowess?

Third of all—your languages aren’t going away, they are just becoming obsolete. Nobody is forcing a change on anyone, but we all have better things to do than waste any time ever. Language is not an expression of beauty, art, or style. The use of language is, but the components and systematic function of language is entirely utilitarian. As a matter of fact, however “artistic” you may think your language is to be looked at, the fact that it is less efficient for conveying meaning, inventing meaning, and expressing oneself in the highest degrees of clarity makes it less “artistic”.

Last— instead of being a stick in the mud about your “culture” going away, just learn how to write your cultural words in English. Then have those added into the English lexicon by using them to communicate. That’s it. In other words, learn how to use the English alphabet to represent the sounds, linguistics, syllables, and consonants of your language, even if we need to add a letter or two under the most necessary instances. Probably could just use an accent mark for those kind of things to indicate the pronunciation of the sound.

So… China, Japan, Middle Eastern Islamastan— quit bitching and accept the future.

Finally— the destruction of circumcision culture has nothing to do with “fate”. The destruction of circumcision culture is entirely about intelligence, reasonable thinking, wisdom, justice, advancement of knowledge, utility, and survival. Circumcision culture is a threat to all humanity and civilization itself because of their irresponsible, unproductive, and hateful evil tendencies to destroy all lawful society and their unwillingness to safeguard future generations. Circumcision culture is not only useless, but it is a threat to all productivity because of the obscene expense of resources, time, and energy that circumcision results in with the antagonism and hostility it produces in a community by adding a needless enemy in the form of circumcised people. Those people never are justified, always are the problem, and their constant inability, interference, acts of terrorism, vandalism, and lack of cooperation with humanity is dangerously unproductive and civilization can no longer maintain itself with the parasite of circumcision still attached to a part of humanity.

Circumcision culture needs to be removed from humanity like the foreskin of circumcised people that they hate so much and never again be troubled by. There is only one imagined human body to represent all of humanity for all time, is not “the Christ” because that bastard is not universal, and that body is grown now. Unfortunately there is a grave medical issue because of too many humans butt fucking in an attempt to procreate with men. As a result, Jews, Muslims, and Christians have all ingested shit into their blood and are now condemned to die by natural sickness and disease. To save everyone else from their vile cultures, we must remove them from our human body so there will be less buttfucking in the future.

In short the bad ones among the circumcised ruined the entire circumcision culture for the good ones. There are 90 percent bad ones compared to good ones, and the good ones are only good because they are just as good as uncircumcised people. That bad ones specifically reject uncircumcised people which is why they are bad and they descend into Hell to be a problem for everyone else on purpose—Jews by definition which is why they were confined to Israel. Do not try to separate them out. That has been attempted, in futility, and failed countless times over thousands of years.

That effort is futile because the problem is that circumcision is fundamentally flawed as unhelpful to anyone else no matter how it is perceived, even in the most self-deluded arrogance. Circumcision is entirely selfish and does no good for anyone else. Women who claim UTI problems are dirty and don’t clean themselves well enough because that is their domain to do something about for themselves, not ours. They need to attend to their own body, not expect men to change ours. If they got a problem, here’s a solution: DON’T BE SUCH A DIRTY WHORE!!!

One last thing about human language, and I’m drawing on a freshman course in linguistics my first time in college back in 2007 for this info. Keep in mind I was very distracted by the cute girl who sat next to me and her cute friend, one of whom I still occasionally talk to.

The range of possibilities a human being has to make distinct sounds is actually quite limited. The complete known range of those sounds is the basis for the existence of the letters in our alphabet. The difference in those sounds is often very subtle too, which is why there are so many letters and not just seven or so. Additionally, the reason the range of possible sounds a human can express are limited is due to the anatomical qualities of the tongue in the mouth that allow for its movement to shape sound in addition to the range of variation our lips make possible. Those are the two instruments we have to make the sound of language. Those two instruments are also the ones that make the magic of a French kiss so amazing, and why the mouth is the king of true love, not the foot, knee, or armpit despite how delicate the sounds of the armpit can be to express the grace and perfection of the highest divine.

However, English is not perfect. The language is a work in progress and is constantly undergoing reform, correction, and improvement. For an example look up some samples of early forms of English language in comparison to what I am writing now. So, if there are features of the English language that you find are intolerably or inconveniently inefficient for your use of language, take the time to explain that in English and offer a few examples so English speakers will understand. Then, someone with a fancy certificate and assigned a special chair at a big table in a library will be able to understand your problem, and stamp their seal of approval on whatever your solution is.

That explanation with the seal official approval will get emailed around to all people who signed up to be on the mailing list for written language updates and newsletters which is now an emailing list to conserve paper. Then, they will start implementing your solution and eventually people everywhere won’t even remember a time when your addition to the human language was not present. At that point you will be forgotten by most everyone except the people with the fancy certificates that are assigned to special chairs because they make it their business to remember the important thing you did to help everyone and why it was so important.

To make you feel better, how about we change the moniker from “English” to something else like, “Bylotean”?

However… if you want your national language to be more well known, maybe ask volunteers in your community to go all over the world and teach it to people who want to learn like English speakers do. That is the best way the treasures of your language will be embedded into human culture for everyone.