Where are all the hot people?

Like… if hot people are so rare as they seem, I feel like I should be able to net some better looking matches in the dating world.

I’m a lot better looking in comparison to most every other person out on the market, have a decent dick, social etiquette, interesting things to tell people, but honestly… every single one of the “matches” the government allows me to have are fat and ugly people.

What the fuck? Where are all the hot people?

Why are there none in the USA? You think all of a sudden I would just not notice that there are no hot people to hook up with? I’ve been hooking up with hot people my entire life! Never fucked around with no ugly sob. Not once. Nothing wrong with ugly people, but if there are hot people available, I’ll take a hot one. Is that so wrong?

Now there are no hot people at all, and that is suspicious to me because it is a bleak and unnatural contrast to the true reality of life I know by experience, and is one that is not consistent with karma, because I have an extraordinary life filled with good works and minimal sin because I strive to reconcile each and every sin as soon as possible. That is a lot better karma than anyone on tv celebrated as an idol, and I bet there is a connection between their coveting of my goodness by trying to keep hot people away from me.

So, what gives? Why are you trying to prevent hot people from hooking up with me?

If you are a hot person and tired of being disappointed by lukewarm fucktards, message me through this website.

You are damn right those are a lot of decorations on my chest, and do you know how a man like me gets all them decorations in 5.5 years?

Not by sucking dick, no. I get decorated by killing niggas.

I ain’t no pansy, mutilating, douche chewing loser who has to mutilate children to feel good about himself, and I ain’t going to let some government push me around no matter who the fuck they think they are. You should have known this: for all the nigga killin I done for the government, I’ll do seven times seventy-seven as much nigga killin for my own good.

I can’t even fit all my decorations on my chest, because I’d have a dive pin on there too if I was authorized to wear three.

Damn… my sterling silver engraved fish are among what I lost when Trump ordered me arrested without a reason and I lost everything I had put in my car to live on the road with. The tow truck company seized all of it like looting vermin who plunder a battlefield without ever having gone to war when I couldn’t retrieve my property while court ordered to stay local. Not even guilty, not even charged with a crime, and who is going to replace that value?

The sub qual is an infinitely more important qualification than the surface qual, and as much as I respect the surface sailors who earn their ESWS, that is nothing like a submarine qual which has tradition, meaning, and lifelong value beyond a fancy detail on our military record to make us look good.

Submarine warfare goes all the way back to the beginning of the USA in the War for Independence, in case you didn’t know, with the legendary Turtle, a single pilot man-powered submarine with a powder keg rigged to blast a hull open from beneath the surface. That’s right, man-powered. Where you at ladies? You ever done some crazy ass shit like inventing a hand and foot pedal operated death trap filled with explosives to protect everyone’s Freedom and inalienable rights from being trampled by mutilated Jew-slave tyrants in England? Or do just let yourselves get fucked, swallow evil dick slime, and then let them put a gun in your hand or button in front of you? Where you at Black people? You ever do something like that, or just mimic the KKK and stir up a mob of niggers into a lawless, looting frenzy of mindless animals and now everyone has curfew in Portland? Do you niggers have a faith of your own, or are you simply swallowing the dick slime of an evil, white man’s faith?

Who is responsible for creating the USA? A bunch of stinking, mindless nigger animals who picked cotton and worked fields and evolved to only know how to loot, destroy, and imitate evil? Or men like me who invent ingenious solutions with personal creative ability, and then power them with our own selves to make the world a better place for everyone— not only to serve a single, vile race group like niggers have become. You niggers ain’t done shit for the USA but work and dream small minded idiocy like your King jr without the substance to back up your own claims. Maybe you ought to take a look in the mirror and realize you can’t do shit without me to tell you how to do it, teach you, and probably still do the work myself because of how incapable your nigger brains are after living an apelike way of life you chose for yourself like the animals you resemble.