The thing you wanted to know but didn't know you did

Ye maiden! Ye vile, stale, wretched Jew Nazi maiden whose cuteness has been defiled by evil, but you may yet be saved by the power of true love…

and Emma Watson.

Are you the same? Doesn’t matter. This goes for anyone looking to marry me.

I’ll have you know that I have my 23 and Me DNA profile scanned and studied and datafied with various facts and interesting details to satisfy my curiosity. Many of those include health and wellness information pertinent to… the ”Great Jiz Bang”. So to speak.

In any case, if you want to look over that with me when you consider my eligibility to be your bun baker and ice cream man, then hmu. Send me a message. Signal your interest with a communication of words, signs, or other clear indications of your personal interest that direct my attention to you so that I may prepare the landing deck and share such details with you in private when you get here. Perhaps you too have this data and want to compare yours with mine? I don’t particularly care what yours is. I’ll marry you and bunnify your oven and love you til the day I die no matter what health conditions or genetic characteristics you may have. As a matter of fact, the more characteristics you have like that, the better, because that’s the good stuff as far as I’m concerned. I don’t particularly care much for the people who are plain jane white bread bore whores with no spice or flavor. I like the ones with quirks and curly cues, you know?

The less attached you are to your body, the better, and the more you think DNA is important for who you want to love and marry, the more attached you are to your body, so… chances are you are a better candidate for true love and happiness if you have some sort of disability or anomoly in your health profile. If not, that’s fine, I suppose I can overlook your normalness, but… if you think that’s a problem, like maybe you got some nonsymmetric features and a little uniqueness to your lovely form that is different from everyone else and they don’t understand, I like that about you, especially if you like that about you. I will still like that about you if you at least accept that about your body without being mad or feeling sorry for yourself. That kind of personal confidence and self-esteem in a lovely maiden is very sexy to me, much more than a perfect body would be.

Also, whatever your reasons may be, I’m not gonna bake buns with you to save the world or live forever. I think that’s dumb. That’s just part of life. They’re on their own for that because I’m not going to coddle them or hold their hand through life. They’re gonna be bad-ass warrior kings and warrior princesses with book smarts and art skills at the ready if I can help it, but who they are as people is all them. Besides, it’s not up to humanity to decide the physical evolution our bodies take. That requires a point of view we cannot possibly attain, otherwise we are sure to mess it up by the very problem of arrogance such an intention transmits. However, we can decide what personality characteristics and spiritual qualities will evolve for ourselves by choosing to be who we are and valuing what is important, which is all the more reason why bodily features or differences are specifically not to be prioritized over the love we have for ourselves and others.

That maybe wasn’t so clear, but when you get here, maybe you’ll make everything better.

BTW

9.7% East Asian and Indigenous American.

I got me a slice of the good stuff in my pie. I may be a king from Europe, but I’m also a Native American (probably not Japanese unless you to want go back before we crossed the Siberian-Alaskan ice bridge during the glory days. But maybe if I think about it, I’m sure I can draw back on a memory from those days about a time when we forgot the baby in Kyoto and couldn’t find him. We were just about to give up hope with the ice storms coming when, what do you know!? A wooly mammoth brought him back to us! Baby was like, “why didn’t you know I’d be with my mother in Nature?” I was like, “Ugh?” and you said “Oogh.” And we lived happily ever after.)

Can I get a million dollars now? You aren’t even using it, and I’ll pay you back within 2 years. Where is Nick Ogata when you need him?

Whatever your issue with me is, you are missing the forest for the trees. Or the trees for the forest. Or the bear pooping in the forest behind the trees. I’m not sure how that saying goes or what exactly it means, but you don’t seem to really understand what I’m doing here for everyone which will be much easier with some resources.

You are not my coach, thank you very much. I am already in the game, playing all the positions by myself and coaching myself, and I want to know why you aren’t helping. I thought you were supposed to be on team America, but you clearly are a traitor by trying to throw the game, which is why I drew a line between us to know who is good and who is not. Just like Jesus’ burden was not too much to ask of me, what I am asking of you is not too much to ask. The greater good I am accomplishing is worth your time and energy to point at me and say, “hey, everyone! Look at him!” There are lots of readers in the world. They will devour this like mana from heaven and finally getting their fill of water at an oasis, and then you will be able to talk to them, not me for your answers for your problems for your solutions.

Reading all of this is not necessary. Likely… bits and pieces here and there may be worthwhile, but for the most part, all this work here is going to be best when it is efficiently categorized by topic, subject, and tag, and when random readers find something that resonates with them and they turn it into something more as fuel for their work.

I want the pressure you are putting on me to do this day in and day out to stop. You aren’t even paying me, this is not even necessary, you have nothing to gain, and I have better things to do that are more of a concern to you and everyone else.

I’ll still write from time to time, but you need to catch up on all that is here before demanding more of me. You haven’t even finished what is on your plate yet, and you already want seconds. No.

Ideally, I’ll have people living with me, and I’ll go off on a rant or tangent and they’ll pick that up and do the writing themselves or inspire the topic on their own. At the same time the others who will be around will all be able to contribute to the products for all of us.

There is no need to require me to do so much by myself, and I’m telling you for a fact: you owe me money now. You may not have legal papers saying so, but you have required me to work, and have not paid me. You have even attempted to force me to work and have not paid me. You are using my work, and my work is not free for the government to use. They are not entitled to enjoy my work without compensation or recognition. They are beneath me and should not pretend like they can take my work as though they were an authority over what I do and why.

Just because you people don’t see me as a Black slave in the 1800’s doesn’t mean that what you are doing isn’t forced labor, slavery, and violations of human rights. You imbeciles do not even realize yet the crimes you have committed because when you do, your own personal guilt is going to be so heavy you will refuse to work another day doing them. You will do everything you can to reverse the situation and attempt to correct the mistakes you made otherwise you will never find relief for that guilt.

What principle of law protects the intellectual property of companies like Intel, Apple, Google, and academic researchers? What about laws that prohibit plagiarism?

What makes you think the principle of those laws doesn’t apply to me as an individual citizen? That is to say, the principle that justifies courts to enforce justice against crimes of intellectual property applies to me as an independent citizen and business owner as well.

The courts will soon judge that those laws do apply and that you have been committing crimes and owe me a lot of money for what you attempted to do with my intellectual property, knowing it was my intellectual property, and doing nothing to credit me for that fact. Had you of even made an effort to credit me, that may go somewhere.

This writing is not nearly the same as an internet image being copied and pasted after being uploaded after being taken from another media source. No. Those are not even remotely the same in value. Unless you are a painter creating a Caravaggio painting or Picasso work of art digitally, you do not have a claim of intellectual property value on par with my writing here with an image of yours, because that is the kind of level my work is on. Do your images have a higher purpose of value to social justice, humanity, peace on earth, religious tolerance, and Democracy? How high is that purpose? Does it go to very source of creation where Jews suddenly get up in arms as the most hostile, vile, and antagonistic villains to ever disgrace humanity with their own bodies?

Jew are the intolerant ones, which is why they cannot be tolerated! You vile wretched fools! Why is that so difficult for you people to understand?

I write about it elsewhere. There are different qualities to the arts when it comes to music, imagery, and writing, and the only one of those that does everything most perfectly, is writing. It is also the hardest the perceive because it is the least sensational, but how much do you like reading my work? Really I would like to know. I know the value, but having some social recognition from other people to make me not feel like such an alien, outsider, and otherworldly being would be nice. As much as you arrogant fools may covet me being perceived as a god, that is actually very hurtful to me and I do not want that to continue. I am a human being, and I am one who is particularly lonely and socially isolated without human connection. I’d much rather you not make that worse by alienating me as some otherworldly being you want to imagine me to be. I am not your imaginary friend. I am a real person, and if you do not know me, please stop imagining that you do.