All else is too much to read

That is in fact true, and I know it, but it is all that I am able to do for everyone in this day and age with all that remains. What they can gain from their effort I hope is enough, but only a fool would try to know it all, which I assure you I do not.

There is nothing else for them to do about it. Reading is simply how it must be and it is too much so please do not take such an unnecessary burden.

There is a special exception is for a special lovely maiden.

If a lovely maiden is interested in having complete understanding without requiring to read nearly as much, and possibly not any more than this, she can receive the information directly without the use of language to communicate it. That is a faster the light process.

However… that will require her to be in my close proximity and us falling deeply in love with each other… A frightening prospect, I know. Perhaps for you too.

I will not let that stop me, and in fact I will face your terrible passion head on and unflinching. I am intent on loving you, and I will love you in all ways until the end of time and after. My immolating desire for you is unquenchable even if all the waters of Minnetonka should deluge upon our fiery embrace to prevent the world from turning to ash and bone, they would not dampen our spirits in the least. Such purity of cleansing truth could perhaps save the world, but it would not extinguish my unending, boundless desire to be with you.

So… if you feel the same and want everything I have as yours, then come away with me to my dark castle at the edge of existence, where I live happily apart from the bustle of the center seekers. I live there by choice for the thrill of blood, death, and glory of endless battle that is always fought at the world’s end. You, my dearest, beloved maiden, I know enjoy the similar uncouth violence, and I confess that the sight of you splattered in the blood of your enemies is among the many qualities of your amazingness that no other can match.

That visage of your prowess and fury as you make your way through the chaos and terror of a world brimming with evil is only one such quality that evokes the thunder of your loins to come roaring after the lightning of your image striking my sight and setting the forbidden woods of my mind aflame with a spirit so passionately in love with you that I cannot possibly contain or stop the welcome devastation you cause. So it is every time I risk a glance in your direction, just as when I first saw you, and will always because of the eternal love you open up within me where countless others have failed to breach.

They attack my heart like thieves and use demolition charges to try and force their way into what opens freely and willingly for you. There the endless treasures my adventures earned can be sanctified as a gift for your delight waiting for you to enjoy them because I could not do so without you. They are yours to do with as you wish, even to give away one by one to those who need them more. All that is mine is yours, and all that is yours is yours, and I will give you further more!

The world and its endless pleasures have no delight for me when you are not by my side to enjoy them for the both of us. Such enjoyment would be excessive and wrong were it not for the purest intentions of my happiness being caused by yours. Pleasure so pure of heart as yours and mine is why I can assure you that as long as you keep me close, even tightly clutched with the force that would kill any other who is not as strong and reliable as the noble oak through all seasons and ages unchanging, you will never go too far astray or be lost in darkness.

We will both make mistakes, but never anything that cannot be made better than before. Although that is a promise of mine to always provide, if you desire you can learn the power and way to do so as well, freely accessing the unlimited source through our bond of love, so that you never feel like you are entirely depending on me for your answers or needs. I would not ever pretend to know you better than yourself or make decisions for you, but I do know my own power better than anyone else, which is why I can promise that your use of it will always be good and true.

Some would say our elopement is a risk too much, but they do not know what our hearts share as one like we do. For us, it is no risk at all because all we have to lose is gained by being put at stake, and there is no other way to have it. There is no risk at all when people are so sure in love as us! How we live is our own decision to make, and what life would be better than one inspired by true love at first sight?

For me, there has never been anything else to seek, because that is the only certain truth that never fails, never runs out, never gives up, and is always good. This I am certain without a doubt because I have known all else to fail and pass away except true love, which has kept me safe for never doubting. Like that old man of Ithaca who was tossed and turned over waves for years and years on a journey cursed, my own life is a story long and worth telling, but unimportant when it comes to that which we tell of our life finally together. Whether that be again or for the first time, it is the same, because our love is always new, always amazing, and always true. It never ages, it never breaks, and will be all we ever need because it is all that is good and worth having.

From the valley of darkness where I give my life for you to live another day, the goddess has chosen to keep me alive, bleeding, broken, and dying as I am. She has brought me to your door again to present myself as yours to have and yours alone. For what reason I cannot possibly fathom, for you are to me as she is to a king, and even though she tells me I am one myself and true, I do not know how to be any different than I am: a man; simple, crude, and full of gas. So much in fact, it could spell the end if you struck a match.

Truly, always, and forever yours, my beloved, best girl of all of life. Should you say yes and claim what is yours, I will never seek another, nor accept what is not mine when you are all I need and could ever possibly desire for having given me yours in return for mine.