The Evil Within: final review

Score: 6/10

The beginning sequence of the game was interesting, sensational, and fun, but the game dragged on with the same scene over and over and over until it became monotonous, dull, and boring. I couldn’t end the game soon enough but had invested enough time that I wanted to finish it… the result, an unsatisfying feeling that I now wish to denigrate and insult the creator about wasting my time.

The game is quite obviously mutilator propaganda, a typical circumcised imbecile whining about the lack of skin he has, while also deluding himself about some sort of imagined importance which does not exist. It’s embarrassing to see them struggle vainly with such a pathetic effort of futility, but they there are. Not only is the antagonist like that in the video game, a moron with no concept of human consciousness or personality as relevant to the study of science, despite his pretentions about being a scientist, but the video game creator is quite obviously the same person, and his game is the identical representation of the a pathetic waste of time.

The monotonous scene that repeats was the protagonist running down a narrow corridor and never reaching the end. There would be some disobedied pointless drivel from some character who doesn’t say anything of substantial value he is chasing after, and the hallway would collapse, he’d fall into a pit, enter another dream environment, and the same thing would happen again in a few minutes. So, I guess that is the nightmare they wanted to envision, but one that I have no experience with or concept of fear for. The idea of running toward a goal but never being able to reach it? Maybe if you weren’t trying to mutilate the world into stupidity you would be able to reach your goal. Maybe if you didn’t reject human reason and logical inquiry if it contradicts your mutilated fantasy you would be able to use science. Maybe if you realized you were an ordinary human like everyone else you wouldn’t be disappointed to realize you are not special. That’s why they have that nightmare, and that’s all the game is about. I suppose the futility and Sisyphean effort of that nightmare becomes a kind of masochistic obsession of theirs they imagine has supernatural value, the same way any simple caveman would think of a person with a flashlight as having supernatural power.

Human beings are the people with the flashlight, and mutilators are human beings who have reverted back to the animal nature before reason was useful for survival. They only know how to smash things with a club, but not create anything useful, and it will be well when this knowledge is no longer suppressed by them trying to hide their embarrassment like the typical examples of the primitive humans who sinned against God. I suppose to them I would look like a god, but that is only because they are pathetic and mentally retarded due to their obsession with a delusion about mutilation. They have become less than human, which is why they think human beings are gods to them… sad really.

In any event, that’s basically the game. There are some characters, but the characters are all hollow, insubstantial, and frivolous. That is another indication of the creator’s hubris who has no concept of personality, individuality, or humanity. They delude themselves as some kind of god-mind, but are nothing but an uninteresting blob of gray matter that has no intelligence or use. The characters have no importance to the story and by the time you get to the end, it is obvious that your time has been wasted by the creator because the game is nothing more than a self-indulgent fantasy where the game designer wants to feel superior to the player.

Well, here is your answer game designer: I played your game, for free, and it was garbage. You suck ass at storytelling. Your plot was uninspired and your characters are empty props without personality— which without a plot for them to drive they give an pretentious illusion of significance, but it is just nothing bumbling around in nothing. The game amounts to little more than grotesque imagery that is crude and uninteresting because of the lack of meaning it has without plot and character to make it significant. It is just unintelligent displays of grotesque without artistic value which makes the grotesque interesting in works of art.

They get at least six points because the beginning was interesting and wanted to see how the game was going to unfold, but it didn’t unfold at all. There was nothing to it. It was just the game designer’s pretentious fantasy about himself being “god” in a video game he designed. Boring. No fun. Go jack off elsewhere, you stupid, mutilated freak. What a waste of human talent you used like a “happy-sock” to bust your load in. You obviously have no talent to create and did not code the game, likely did not write the bulk of the story, but probably came in after the fact and mutilated the story to take out all the interesting parts and make it just as uninteresting and boring of a person as you are in real life. Then, because of how arrogant and pretentious you are with your delusions about being special, you think that boring image of yourself is interesting, but that’s only because you are so egotistical and self-centered that you don’t notice other people existing around you to see how beautiful human individuality is. If you did, your characters would have some of that personality, but they don’t…

The game was a waste of time.

I could do better telling the story of your mutilated self-delusion and I’m not even one of your fucktard number. Their delusions are impossible not because they are flawed as individuals, but because they choose to be flawed as individuals. They try to attain a goal which is indeed possible, and I have proven, but they use methods which are counterproductive to that goal, which I refuse to do. Thus, they can never get to the end of the hallway they want to reach because they are always running backward with their unscrupulous, unethical, and dishonest methods of an imbecile’s deranged mind while they pretend to be a scientist.

The best way to deal with people like that: let them have all the money, let them get in the position of power, and then watch them fail, embarrass themselves, and then laugh at them.

Boom. Problem solved and you didn’t even have to do anything. They were in fact able to destroy the bad guy as the hero and be the bad guy at the same time, killing two birds with one stone and ridding the world of their unwanted existence. Just like Jesus. Every single time. Fucktards.