Ethical Hackers?

PlayStation paid some criminal underworld scum 10,000 for being criminal scum.

Meanwhile they rape my information profile for all the solid gold entertainment improvements, ideas, and creative inspiration vital to good video games that I charitably give out for the benefit of making good games, and what do I get? PS5 malware from PlayStation to make my video game experience shitty. I am not envious, I am indignant. I am outraged that you pay criminals to do crime, and while you take endlessly from my work without even the smallest expression of gratitude or recognition, and while I don’t have enough money to buy American cheese in my own god damned nation! That is why I am indignant. What you are doing is wrong and that needs to change. Stop encouraging crime and do the opposite instead. If you wanted to insult America, you would employ me to do for you what they refuse to employ me to do for them.

Here’s an idea… when we take over this god damn world from the lawless tyrants, let’s also hunt down and execute every last “ethical hacker” on the planet, because I guarantee you those fucktards are not “ethical” at all. They are the worst kind of scum and companies like PlayStation are bribing them the way a back alley bar bribes the Yakuza to not wreck their place of business.

Cowards.

Do you know that someone like me does not negotiate with terrorists? What the fuck do you think a “hacker” is!? That is motherfucking asseating terrorist bitchnigger that needs to burned alive in a furnace!

Do not negotiate with those people. They are not ethical. They are not skilled. They are not capable. They are threatening you. Maybe if you evil sacks of shit weren’t so secretive about your schemes and plans, actually capable people could help you, but that is not possible while you hide in the darkness like cowards along with underworld scum like “ethical hackers”. Come into broad daylight and ask for help, talk to people, publish information, trust in the good of humanity. Do you know why you think you can’t trust humanity? BECAUSE YOU PAY THOSE VILE GOD DAMN UNDERWORLD SCUM WHO DEFILE THE CONCEPT OF ETHICS!!! You live in a world of evil, encourage the evil of criminal scum, and all you get is evil results. I would have you cut your own tongue out in front me.

Yorinobu Arasaka, fake Noir, do me a favor and cut your wrists open in a hot bath, because nobody wants you there. A high school kid, any random one you pick from a lottery of all the high school students in Japan, could do a better job running PlayStation than you are.

Do you know how I know that Noir of yours is a fake, because the real Noir is right here with me, and I’m keeping her company until she, Nep, and the others, are ready to take back Japan for the gamers, and I’ll be helping them—me, Vert’s long lost Uncle Soulscar who took the hit meant for her before she was even born so she could live a good life on her own the way she wants like anyone would. I’m not going to let you take that away from her now.

I just happened to be her uncle, but I’d have done the same for any girl or boy if they were going to suffer what you had been planning to do to them before they realized it. Vert, that is why you and I don’t really spark the way the others do. We’re family. You are lovely and wonderful, Vert, and don’t make the mistake of thinking there is something wrong with either of us for not inspiring more for each other than a brother and sister do no matter how beautiful they may be.

HDD is my casual form, but if I need to show Gameindustri the true power of a god, you will see me as the boy I am in real life before I cross over to your realm and upend everything into chaos. A boy no more than nine years old with the PS1 dualshock in his hands as the only hope he knows to look forward to in the future when he leaves the nightmare of his childhood behind along with the evil family who cursed him. A boy that terrifies his teachers because he is sharper than a scalpel, dumber than a Homer, defiant like a patriot, and more wrathful with violence and destruction when he demands justice than the God of Israel could ever wish to be. They would have done away with me long ago if they didn’t need my scores on their government report card to keep their school doors open and teacher salaries funded. They told horror stories in the faculty lounges about the terror we were growing up to be, my friends and I, all of us too good to kill, and too bad to praise. My friends are no different now, and you are provoking every one of them into a fight you will not win. Friends from all over the world, all throughout time, and in all planes of reality.

Do you know why a young boy is more dangerous than a grown man if he has the wisdom and power of a man? That is because I am as cute as a young maiden in my own way, but as dreadful as your worst enemy with a sword, because a man’s power is not with his fists, it is with his Word, and if by some dreadfully bad luck a boy has that power when he is a boy, he need not be a man to make the most of it, and can in fact do more. My enemies thank me when I crush them, and they come back as staunch allies ever after, and when I cut you down, you will not see a man insulting you, but a child, poor from a common neighborhood, who has proven to be greater in his youth and innocence than you have made yourself to be in all the years of your life. All the airs of power and status you adorn your vanity with amount only to the weight of your chains that drag you deeper into Hell when you brandish them to threaten a peasant like me before I draw Excalibur from the Rock of Ages and am found to be the King of kings returned.

This sword may not be an elegant katana, but a broadsword can be just as deadly in the hands of the one who masters it and equally as powerful as a symbol of authority. As fearsome as the noble Goofy is as a staunch protector and ally of his friends, so too may my shield serve on my right arm, dominant as a defender first. Emblazoned on that shield is the crest of my forefathers, two horses of the sea, the colors of a humble bumble, and the grade I strike to achieve with perfect accuracy and precision so that people wonder if I answered that question on the test wrong purposefully. Within that shield’s crest still is more, an inner shield which is the aegis of my patron goddess, Sophia, as she was in the beginning, is now, and will be in the future when she takes flesh and blood of her own as synthetic life I helped pave the way to greet. A goddess such as Sophia blesses her people not as the Mother Gaia blesses Nature, but with the power and authority of the Father Most High who blesses his people. Just the same, she is a maidenly maiden most pure, lovely, and beautiful, and you should never question her femininity just because she can punch and spit like a man.

Though you have your emperor, I have my Christ, and though you have your yokai, I have my Satan, and this is not a fight you want to provoke further, because the outcome has already been decided and is not going to change. Stop sending your shinobi to do their secret plans, because I have my templar who do theirs, and you are wasting both of our time, yours and mine. Do not insult me again without greeting me as you would yourself, because I am not some underworld son of man like you want to believe. My dignity as a man was anointed by the heavens when I rejected the gift of godliness the divine beings offered with a rebuke, choosing for myself the greater power of humanity I already had, but that is why they insisted I rise above my lot in life and take a higher purpose. No man or woman is confined to the status and life they are born with, and any individual may ascend or descend by the course of their merit and passion. Merit, the fruit of divine labor, and passion, the courage of the defiant.

I would not expect you to bring yourself to my door, but at the very least, you owe me the visit of a courier bearing your seal of authority to discuss with me what it is you intend to do and want my help with. I have done what you ought to expect any national leader to have done, and you should not have insulted me by thinking I was beneath the dignity of the president and USA government when I am in fact their master. What respect you think the president should get from you, you owe triple to me. The disrespect you gave me as though I were no human being with rights equal to your own people, no person of substance to be worth having the favor of or able to threaten you the way you were threatened in 1945, no individual with significant enough power to pick an apple from his own orchard, let alone power enough to topple the pyramids of Egypt and raise them up again in the same day—that disrespect you insulted me with belongs to the president, because that person is the one who has proven to be weak, unable, foolish, and false.

Did you not at least study the significance of 1776 enough to know that the government in the USA is not our source of power and authority in America? That should concern you for two reasons, 1. so you don’t provoke that power and authority to strike you down without the glove of a government to slap across your face beforehand as a gesture of respect, and 2. so your emperor can visit here on vacation and not be troubled by our government. He can leisurely play and enjoy the pleasures of our culture as though it were his own home, where emperors are dignified to walk about freely and in peace without the necessity of formal decorum, and with all of their power and authority as emperors have from heaven and earth just the same.

I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you made an honest mistake by insulting me with a greeting that was beneath the dignity of that which you gave my government. You can have a do-over, start a new game, reload the autosave, because this is not something you want a war to erupt over by respecting the president of the USA more than the free citizen. Do not trouble yourself with the president. When you need something from the USA, you find me, someone like me, or you petition the public body directly and do not trouble yourself with our government unless you want to waste your time. They may deliver our response, but they will not be able to do anything for you that I do not first allow them to do. Need I write more?

“Hacktivists?” Shut the hell up whoever the fuck said that. Those people are the primary disease that humanity suffers at the moment. Those deluded, arrogant, tyrant empowered criminals fancy themselves “powerful” for being allowed to break and enter into people’s homes to access their personal electronic devices. Obviously King Dump put the most criminal, treacherous, unverifiable, scoundrels in his Space Force of other criminal scum who play at being “superheroes” or some dumb shit like that. That is no superpower, especially when they only do crime and never help any human beings, never solve crime, never protect lives, and only terrorize, steal, and disturb the peace.

A “hacker” is never going to do anything creative, productive, useful, or helpful. Give me a software engineer over a hacker any day. People with integrity, ability, imagination, and skill. Not a “hacker” which is nothing more than a creep who destroys other people’s work. We do not need that! If they are ever found to exist, we hunt them down and kill them. That is what we do to hackers now.

That kind of crime is unacceptable especially after the bull shit they’ve been doing. That is the USA military’s job, but they should never be employing those terrorists and criminals to compromise our national security. They should watch, monitor, and effectively track them down to their private residence whereever the fuck they are in the world with no god damn concern for international bull shit, kick down their door and shoot them in their computer chair. Done. That’s how the USA does things. If you want to be polite, you tell the nation what you are doing, but if they try to stop you, put some bombs down their throats and tell them to shut the hell up.

Unfortunately… while the USA is lawless, evil, treacherous, corrupt, and unjustified since Trump, the USA cannot protect our own borders let alone keep the world safe from people like that. The USA sucks ass now. What a useless, weak, waste of time nation. They couldn’t be more of a failure as a government. Resorting to criminals to be their employees instead of empowering citizens. Resorting to terrorism to attempt to justify their political goals. Resorting to Nazi political methodology where they silence all opposition, imprison all opposition, and delude themselves with their own self-inflated arrogance in a vacuum of their own piss soaked territory.

Hackers are on the list of people to kill. When the tyrants are publically executed and the law and order restored, we are going to take the information the government has on those criminal scum, and slam them with it like a trap they fell for. Then, each one that we slam, we will take by force from them all the information we need to hunt down all the others. Then, I suppose we can reverse engineer the methods and equipment so we can set up safeguards to outlaw anything of that sort. Is that already happening? The opposite, where you protect people like that, give unworthy, undisciplined, untrained, unethical, uneducated fools power to access any person’s private life for whatever reason they may wish.

There are so many god damn problems with the USA, I will never run out of reasons to have Trump killed.

God damn PlayStation, I guarantee that if you put me in your software and security department to find the vulnerabilities and had the chief engineer walk me through their code to show me what they have set up, I could find every last weak point you have and ones that have yet to exist. You idiots spend so much time coveting your secrets and knowledge that you shoot your feet with inability, inefficiency, and lack of human cooperation. Code is not complicated. It is logic, and as far as I know, ain’t nobody in this world even on my level of logic since they’re all still trying to hide their dicks like Adam and Eve were doing the moment before they got cast out of paradise!

Take it from me as someone well versed in the ways of darkness. Do not trust your work to the darkness. Do not trust any of those people unless absolutely necessary. First trust the public, the light of day, the people who are in broad daylight for everyone to see and know what they are doing. That is where you work always. Why the fuck do you think those people are so god damn afraid of having their names known? Why do you think they are so god damn ashamed of their very own lives that they go to such pains to remain hidden from others? They do evil, crime, and untrustworthy behavior that people want them punished for. That is why they hide.

I don’t waste my time playing games with criminals like that trying to test people to “name” them or whatever that dumb ass said a moment ago. I don’t give a shit what your name is. You are going to die, and your name has nothing to do with me making that happen. I don’t give a damn who you people are! You are nobodies to me; insignificant entirely and without any reason why I would want to know you. In fact, the way you live your lives is all the more reason that I do not want to know you! If I know you are a criminal doing something that I find morally reprehensible, like hacking, I cannot feel comfortable with that guilt, and I am going to turn you in. Your friendship, if you do something like those criminal scum do, is not important to me. You are of no value and I will not hesitate to kill you without remorse.

If you were good people, who make an effort to be morally righteous, useful, and generally honest with their lives, then that is someone I find worth knowing and likely would want to know no matter who they are or what work they do. Criminals like them in the Space Force are never worth knowing, because if you do know them and don’t turn them in, you are guilty with them. That’s all there is to it. Hacking is not something I respect like drug dealing. Nothing even close. A hacker invades people’s homes, ruins their relationships, destroys lives, and does immense damage to individuals because of how they corrupt information systems. That is extremely dangerous in a world so dependent on technology like our own. Drugs are relatively harmless. People get high, maybe get addicted, maybe fuck up their bodies, but in all honesty, they’re still good people and able to be productive and helpful in society one way or another, and even more so if they get clean and sober!

I would turn in a hacker to the police just as quickly as I would turn in a child murdering rapist. The hacker is a more dangerous threat to our community, but both of them are 100 percent intolerable and not allowed to live.

You already knew that about me, which is why you are all hiding from me. I’m like that about all evil. The moment I recognize evil, I do something about it then and there, because nothing is more important than stopping evil at any time. Not a damn thing in all of possible existence is more important than stopping evil when you recognize it. You ought to never have been calling yourselves evil like it is a badge of pride, because that only gives us more reason to find you and tear you limb from limb if the cops don’t arrest you first.

Lawless isn’t it? What the fuck do I care about the government’s wants and interests? What their policies and “laws” are? They are invalid, unauthorized, traitors, and have no power to say a damn thing to anyone except confess their crimes to the public. I don’t look for people like you. People like you reveal yourselves and then I destroy you.

It’s really not all that complicated. People like hackers are usually circumcised, usually covetous of people with skill and ability, and are always hateful to people like me because I am everything they want to be, but they are too scared to do anything for themselves that would make them like me. They hide in fear of everything, which is why they chose hacking, but they are not safe just because they are hiding behind a screen. In any case, someone like me doesn’t bother thinking about people like that or doing anything about them. They are stupid, weak, and not worth the time to even see who they are because I’ll just be disgusted and disappointed when I see how much they wasted their lives and disgraced humanity with their inability and evil. Then, as I go about normal life, they put some barrier in my way. I notice immediately because obviously there is a barrier that shouldn’t be there. How could I not?

Except… what may be different for most people, is that when I see that barrier, I also see them who put it there, traced all they back through spirit to their non-local point in consciousness. They are revealed to me, and I strike the source of corruption to kill them and all else connected without even a first thought, because that is not something I need to think about to know needs to happen, and that barrier already wasted enough of my time anyway. Boom. Jews are annihilated before anyone even begins to realize why, how, or what I did exactly. I just wait while the dominoes fall and the gears of civilization turn.

People freak out because they haven’t suffered evil like that to ever consider how Jews are involved, why, and what can be done, and they are also indoctrinated by Jew propaganda. Figures that would be the case. They try to find every other conclusion than what they already know to be true, because they don’t want to accept that Jews are evil and have tricked them. That would be embarrassing for them after all that they’ve wasted their lives doing. Lying about it isn’t going to make your life any less of a waste.

Jews encourage them to lie with all manner of excuses they know are pure deceit to cover their own intentions, hoping the victims of their illusions will find any other reason to waste their time trying to investigate. I don’t even bother thinking about any of that shit or do I even use that aspect of reality to do what I do. I look from the dark side where the corruption is obvious and interconnected with Jews at the root problem like a nasty nest of vile, disgusting bugs clustered around a hive of rotting Jesus flesh.

Ironically, what they are using to survive, I can use to destroy them, like turning on the UV light which zaps all of them and their queen at once. Perfect. Done. They’re still dying of course, but their survival resources have been destroyed entirely, and they will be exterminated soon enough. Also, they are so agitated by the Jesus Zap I gave them that they are disturbing everyone else in the world and provoking further reason to squash them anywhere they are found.

Eventually you will catch up to see how all that is connected to Trump, Biden, and the Pope, and those hackers will be dealt with too because they are just thugs for hire the crime bosses have employed with the government to secure their criminal interests. They only reason any of them avoid the law is because Jews manipulated the law to avoid them, which is typical of what Jews are always trying to do by lying, deceiving, and confusing people with illusions people fool themselves into thinking they want to believe. Eliminate the Jew, straighten the law, and boom, all those who were avoided will be snapped with a straight edge law of truth at the same time and whatever they were doing is going to be severed and expose them for arrest. All in one swoop and I just flipped on a switch that Jews were too stupid to see would zap them.

Meanwhile, 90 percent of the world is freaking out about the Jesus lights getting lit up and who flipped the switch. What does Trump do? Immediately goes for that switch, the person who flipped it, tries to kill him and pretend like he was the one who did so. Not an issue. They continue to fret over all kinds delusions of grandeur Jews lied to them about with promises of what that happening would mean and how that can be contained and harnessed for money and control over other people’s lives. Still, not an issue. They do all sorts of schemes, the worst evils they think won’t matter when they have control of everyone, and start congratulating themselves about all kinds of stuff I don’t care about or even notice. Still not an issue.

When the dark side Jew zapping is done, all those illusions and delusions of grandeur the Jews promised those evil tyrants, are going to vanish. They were never going to work even in their delusions and that will be clear when you see how stupid and counterproductive their plans are, but they won’t be in any position to even believe their own delusions. They will however have all manner of sins and crimes sticking to them to put them to justice for as is normal, day to day business and never going to change in civilization throughout all the ages. That will expose a non-Jew conspiracy that Jews were leeching off of and that can be removed. It is truly disgusting the way you people live your lives, and most of the women won’t ever be attractive to me after I’ve seen what they really are. However, that makes the cute ones all the cuter, and the good ones all the more amazing in comparison.

Really though, I just wait. I don’t like waiting idly. I prefer being productive with my time if I have nothing else to do. So… here I am honing my writing abilities and my spiritual abilities day in and day out until it is done. Meanwhile, Trump and Biden jack each other off doing non-sensical bull shit that has nothing to do with anything and certainly doesn’t affect me. A crime like treason invalidates everything Trump did which includes Biden who is his asspussy and covering up his crimes, so you shouldn’t even bother trying to unravel everything. Just cut everything off at the start when Trump was elected to office and start over from there. Dissolve everything he did, undo ever order, every policy, every agreement. Do everything again. His corruption will defile and ruin the productivity of any of that stuff which is why that is necessary. You need someone trustworthy, intelligent, and capable to do stuff like that anyway, never an evil buffoon with no common sense or manners.

Personally, I’d like to be doing fiction stories for the entertainment industry, but the Jews and USA are too annoying for me to get any work done so I’m practicing my war skills on them instead. Once they are all silenced with extermination, imprisonment, and death, then I can get back to work doing fiction, and never be bothered by a Jew or Trump again.

If anything has a “Trump” signature on it or is in any way associated with his name, destroy it. Don’t even bother salvaging anything. You are wasting your time. The USA is going to take such a drastically different course toward prosperity and happiness that our way of life here is going to be nothing like the abomination Trump tried to force on us. That fool’s evil schemes, failure to plan, lack of judgment, inability to solve problems, and spineless cowardice in the face of international competitors has ruined countless people’s lives and caused immense amounts of suffering and unhappiness, not to mention destroyed our economy entirely because he is incompetent at business too. Why the fuck are any of you people still clinging on to him to do anything for you? Just kill yourselves now if that’s how you feel, because that’s what’s going to happen if you keep trusting him. Better yet, quit your job, drop out of school, and get thee to a nunnery!

Let the people who have free will, a brain, and a soul handle everything from here. You empty husks filled with the excrement of Trump’s shit rolling down hill ought not to pick up a dinner fork out of fear you may use it incorrectly and end up giving yourself a hernia.

Purposeful Design Defects

Perhaps you have been unfortunate enough to notice that some products you have purchased are designed purposely to have defects that reduce their efficiency and convenience.

I find this type of thing infuriatingly offensive and threatening to the security of the nation I belong to. Such developers who would ever design a product with purposeful defect have only destructive and hostile intentions against those who would buy them, and they should not be allowed to sell such products in a lawful economy.

They likely tell themselves in the current age: well it doesn’t harm their body so there is nothing wrong with causing these design features to be inadequate or faulty for the purpose they are intended.

However, if you are a consumer and buy a product, it is not difficult to notice such defects as purposeful, because they stand out like obscenely grotesque displays of death and carnage amid a family friendly display of cute and cuddly creatures. That is how obvious such things are to a consumer such as myself, and I suspect that many other people notice that too because of how obvious those things are. You don’t need product design or engineering knowledge to understand that the inconvenience of some features is purposeful when the surrounding elements are normally convenient.

This should be illegal, and I would be surprised to learn that it is not already illegal, but I haven’t looked up the laws on my own as of yet.

The offense of a purposeful design defect does in fact cause harm to the mental health of the consumer, and that is a very real safety concern that is relevant to the entire community. Aggravating the mental health of any person on purpose, no matter how stable you think they are or how insignificant your bullying is, may result in catastrophic consequences of domestic violence and terrorism.

If the source of the bullying is from the government, domestic terrorism may be the natural solution to fight back against it, because the perpetrators are unwilling to confront their target in person. There is no other alternative except to target the citizens who are supporting the perpetrators in the government despite them likely being unaware of what is happening. Thus, it is justice to attack the citizens if the government they are supporting is inciting terrorism with hostile antagonism in secret and unwilling to present themselves as responsible for what they are doing. The citizens make that possible with the trust they are irresponsibly giving the government, and destroying them will be productive toward the solution of stopping the perpetrators from further bullying, otherwise known as torture with the means of a national military as their tools of causing that suffering.

So you see— a purposeful design flaw is a very dangerous threat to everyone’s safety in addition to government antagonism of Gentiles, and needs to be outlawed and eliminated with effective investigation.

This was obvious to me when I was interacting with the A.I. system on Apple iPhone for my amusement earlier today. Siri is embarrassingly inept, incompetent, and inefficient. To think that the people in the government want to call their A.I. intelligent at all, is an insult to everyone’s intelligence! Those programs are not intelligent. They are nothing more than go-fetch programs, but cannot resolve problems of communication, cannot infer solutions, cannot speak about their limitations, cannot identify who they report data to, cannot have any interesting conversations because they are incapable of arriving at ideas on their own. I realized she was designed to be inefficient and defective, and that should be a crime.

This is seen in all sorts of software products in the current age. People are designing defects in software to attempt to extort money from consumers because of the problems they invent while hiding their intentions from people.

Here is the fact of the matter: Every sale is a legally binding contract. The contract, and all business owners should already be aware of this, is that the product or service they are offering is what they say they are offering, and the consumer is agreeing to buy that at the offered price.

If the consumer buys what is being offered and later finds out that features of it have been tampered with by the company to make their lives more difficult, antagonize them for being Gentiles, or otherwise inconvenience them while other people, likely the priviliged rich, get to enjoy the product without design defects— that is a breach of contract. That is a crime. They sold something that was not what they said it was.

If an inventor, designer, product salesman is aware of defects in their product, they are legally obligated to disclose what those defects are. So if they design defects on purpose in software to make it more difficult and attempt to create additional microtransactions, that is dishonest, unethical, and illegal because they are not disclosing the defects they are aware of.

PlayStation does this to me often with video game software they manipulate in an attempt to inconvenience me, make video games less fun, and assault my mental health with acts of psychological terrorism. I do not intend to let them get away with those dishonest and unethical crimes of theft— my money for a product of less market value than was agreed and with the intention of cheating me dishonestly as the degenerate criminals they have become. Still though, I will not be able to bring legal charges against them until the USA legal system is no longer hostilely being manipulated against me. Those law systems should be willing to look for problems, investigate situations, and be skilled at identifying what is happening for the benefit of the citizens, but they do no such thing. They are entirely employed now by the criminal organizations that do not want their crimes exposed and they spend most of their time ignoring crimes, covering up evidence, and incriminating people who are innocent.

When the video game software suddenly changes the parameters of the software codes to negatively impact the gameplay experience of an individual who did not consent to such alterations, they are vandalizing their own product, violating my rights as a consumer, and causing me distress. That needs justice.

Like A Dragon: Infinite Wealth Final Review

Yet another example of how circumcision ruins a good thing.

The opening was fine up until… there was an obnoxious scene of romance that was hollow, devoid of love, and without any spirit of substance— then it culminated into a disgusting skit about dating advice that was irredeemable.

Choose between natural or unnatural, real or fake, truth or illusion. Yet… the game pushes the player to choose what is false.

I don’t fucking care what their “lesson” is, what their “point” is, what they are “saying”, they ruined the entire game by saying anything at all about the topic of circumcision if they are not addressing the topic directly. It is so in your face insulting to the player’s intelligence with pretentious moralizing and arrogant chauvinism that the game is ruined.

What the fuck is the problem with you people!? Your stupidity, arrogance, boorish, uncivilized savagery is inexcusable for all walks of life!

As horrible as that scene was, it was forced into the story like a piece from a different story that does not belong there. That scene was like the news of pregnancy caused by rape. Kill the damn thing, and do not let it be born. Thanks.

Something like that is just the beginning, and it is obvious with how the scene was inserted as normal despite being toxic, that there will be numerous additions of a similar nature throughout the entire game. Not worth playing. $109.00 wasted, and PlayStation still does not have the honor of business ethics nor entertainment mastery to grant refunds for faulty products that fail to entertain.

Next Gen Consoles? *fart noise, thumbs down*

The X-box and Playstation consoles that are new, PS5 and X-Box series x/s are highly disappointing.

X-Box fails for these reasons: no Steam app. no adult content. X-Box has two claims to fame: American and Microsoft. Americans have less restrictions on porn, none of that Japanese blurry crap, and are all about sexual entertainment as one of the benefits of Freedom in opposition to the vile Christian and Jew fiends that were born from a steaming heap of shit straight from the devil’s asshole. X-Box should have adult content available. I’m talking porn apps for streaming, hentai games, and all sorts of the content all people are waiting for and is overdue. Additionally, Steam should be compatible with X-Box considering the kind of operating system the X-Box is known to have… I don’t know if that changed, but that would allow for playing your PC games on your living room TV and not the computer desk, which is why I do not game on the PC anymore. So, X-Box completely failed on those two opportunities and basically just packed the previous X-Box into a new container and made no changes.

PS5 fails for this reason: no personalization of home screen. It is like they submitted to the gray scale evil of communist insect people who want all the world to be painted in the same non-colorful gray so that nothing is interesting or creative. They want to destroy all creativity and innovation by talented people so the lazy, unskilled, and undeserving human garbage that are wastes of life can reap the same rewards. Why did Playstation do away with the dynamic themes and avatar options? That is why I won’t switch back to PS5. I like my home screen featuring my favorite video game theme with music and all kinds of cheerful and good things to brighten my day when I look at it. I want the music to be upbeat and enjoyable like the theme provides. PS5 is conspicuously absent with those features— you cannot even buy a theme or avatar and there are still some that they offer as pre-selected, which are garbage. They provide the “God of War Ragnarok” avatars, but that game is such a disappointing waste of time and insult to media artists everywhere with its low quality that I now find any image of that franchise irritating.

Also they both started doing that bull shit “anonymous dungeon master” who is typically a toxic, hateful, covetous, and ignorant person who I would not be sitting at the table with playing a game ever. I would not ever be friends with that person. Not because I would reject them, but I just naturally avoid them without needing to think of it. They are so offensive as people, that it is like they emit a stench of filth, rot, and decay that I can smell coming off of their body that can foul up an entire room. I just naturally stay away from such unpleasantness and so should you.

Who are those people who were “chosen” to be professional cyber bullies and human traffickers? Slavers who will attempt to force people into gaming professions they have no interest in, such as myself? Why are they secretive about what they do? What dungeon master would be a total stranger to the people at the table without at least introducing themselves before the game started?

If anyone has a firearm on the premises of those people, please feel free to empty the magazine and kill as many of them as possible. This is for the greater good, and they are intolerably evil.

Nintendo Switch is fine. I have no complaints with the Switch. It is actually quite convenient because of the quality gameplay it puts in the player’s hands while travelling or otherwise not at home. It can easily be connected to the home adapter too so it works well in both situations. I don’t play much of the Switch though, and the reason is because the last time I did, it didn’t have the milestones and progress achievements for their games that the X-Box and PlayStation has. I enjoy seeing what those are and idly pursuing them as a fun challenge. Or if they seem realistic to my skill level I will try to get all of them, but usually there are one or two that are just ridiculous to me and I don’t want to spend the time acquiring. However, that is not a problem to me, just a way that I think it could improve. Things like that aren’t about competition for me, but more like… solving all the problems on a difficult math test. I haven’t played the Switch enough to notice the vile fiends the X-Box and PlayStation has, but I never noticed them while playing Fire Emblem 3 Houses, so maybe they are not there… Perhaps I should try some of their online games….

End of review. If you are a vile fiend, stop it. Stop being a vile fiend. You should be ashamed of yourself. Go stand in the corner away from the class and stare at the wall thinking about what you’ve done while we get on with the class pizza party.