Next Gen Consoles? *fart noise, thumbs down*

The X-box and Playstation consoles that are new, PS5 and X-Box series x/s are highly disappointing.

X-Box fails for these reasons: no Steam app. no adult content. X-Box has two claims to fame: American and Microsoft. Americans have less restrictions on porn, none of that Japanese blurry crap, and are all about sexual entertainment as one of the benefits of Freedom in opposition to the vile Christian and Jew fiends that were born from a steaming heap of shit straight from the devil’s asshole. X-Box should have adult content available. I’m talking porn apps for streaming, hentai games, and all sorts of the content all people are waiting for and is overdue. Additionally, Steam should be compatible with X-Box considering the kind of operating system the X-Box is known to have… I don’t know if that changed, but that would allow for playing your PC games on your living room TV and not the computer desk, which is why I do not game on the PC anymore. So, X-Box completely failed on those two opportunities and basically just packed the previous X-Box into a new container and made no changes.

PS5 fails for this reason: no personalization of home screen. It is like they submitted to the gray scale evil of communist insect people who want all the world to be painted in the same non-colorful gray so that nothing is interesting or creative. They want to destroy all creativity and innovation by talented people so the lazy, unskilled, and undeserving human garbage that are wastes of life can reap the same rewards. Why did Playstation do away with the dynamic themes and avatar options? That is why I won’t switch back to PS5. I like my home screen featuring my favorite video game theme with music and all kinds of cheerful and good things to brighten my day when I look at it. I want the music to be upbeat and enjoyable like the theme provides. PS5 is conspicuously absent with those features— you cannot even buy a theme or avatar and there are still some that they offer as pre-selected, which are garbage. They provide the “God of War Ragnarok” avatars, but that game is such a disappointing waste of time and insult to media artists everywhere with its low quality that I now find any image of that franchise irritating.

Also they both started doing that bull shit “anonymous dungeon master” who is typically a toxic, hateful, covetous, and ignorant person who I would not be sitting at the table with playing a game ever. I would not ever be friends with that person. Not because I would reject them, but I just naturally avoid them without needing to think of it. They are so offensive as people, that it is like they emit a stench of filth, rot, and decay that I can smell coming off of their body that can foul up an entire room. I just naturally stay away from such unpleasantness and so should you.

Who are those people who were “chosen” to be professional cyber bullies and human traffickers? Slavers who will attempt to force people into gaming professions they have no interest in, such as myself? Why are they secretive about what they do? What dungeon master would be a total stranger to the people at the table without at least introducing themselves before the game started?

If anyone has a firearm on the premises of those people, please feel free to empty the magazine and kill as many of them as possible. This is for the greater good, and they are intolerably evil.

Nintendo Switch is fine. I have no complaints with the Switch. It is actually quite convenient because of the quality gameplay it puts in the player’s hands while travelling or otherwise not at home. It can easily be connected to the home adapter too so it works well in both situations. I don’t play much of the Switch though, and the reason is because the last time I did, it didn’t have the milestones and progress achievements for their games that the X-Box and PlayStation has. I enjoy seeing what those are and idly pursuing them as a fun challenge. Or if they seem realistic to my skill level I will try to get all of them, but usually there are one or two that are just ridiculous to me and I don’t want to spend the time acquiring. However, that is not a problem to me, just a way that I think it could improve. Things like that aren’t about competition for me, but more like… solving all the problems on a difficult math test. I haven’t played the Switch enough to notice the vile fiends the X-Box and PlayStation has, but I never noticed them while playing Fire Emblem 3 Houses, so maybe they are not there… Perhaps I should try some of their online games….

End of review. If you are a vile fiend, stop it. Stop being a vile fiend. You should be ashamed of yourself. Go stand in the corner away from the class and stare at the wall thinking about what you’ve done while we get on with the class pizza party.