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And that is how Emma Watson and I got married.

My philanthropic maidenly true love of eternal desire… I can’t wait to share with you all the brilliant ideas I have imagined for us to do for fun and profit. Come visit my sofa, I’ll open a special bottle of wine I’ve been saving for the right occasion, and let me tell you all about them, no strings attached. I won’t even use my hypnoseductive reasoning powers to talk you out of your clothes. Even though you won’t have to shove your panties in my mouth to make me be quiet, there is nothing that will ever stop me from telling you I love you, my amazing Princess Panty Pie. Let us put aside the pride and prejudice and take up a fairy tale fantasy instead, like we’ve both always wanted.

I promise my intentions are true, and I cross my heart and hope to die swear that I love you forever and will make you the happiest maiden ever always. Let us end all that foolishness for everyone and be selfish for once. We deserve each other and the happiness too.