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Did you think I wasn’t being serious about what my prescription was to cure the USA’s media problem?

I want a screenplay written for a film with the tentative title: “The Righteous Jewbane”.

Basically, the protag is a stereotypical Gentile in a world that is under attack by a stereotypical Jew. No veils yet. The problem is very real and we cannot afford to make illusions about it at this time. This is medicine. It may seem bitter to swallow, but it won’t be as bad as you may think.

In any event, the Jew is a supervillain of the Batman variety. Tech, skills, and natural human power. The “masterplan” is to use mindcontrol rays from a complicated network of evil machines he’s planted all over the place to make everyone his slaves with how the mindcontrol reacts with circumcised people and women. He tells himself this is for the best because of his plans for caring for everyone, but the methods and reality of what he is doing is actually quite horrific and terrifying. In any case, the movie depiction is exaggerated with the kind of mindcontrol that is happening. The situation is more like SpongeBob ChumBucket slaves from the movie.

Anyway… the protagonist gains supernatural powers from an accident. Like an equipment malfuction from a lightning strike that blasted him with the mind control rays and somehow connected him to magical powers of some sort. Likely the kind of stuff Jews are stereotypically accused of in addition to other random things you think would be funny.

I’m not going to write it, but essentially he stops the villain who realizes he made a mistake after fighting to the very end, saves a princess who has been central to the plot, and the world barely avoids a wasteland apocalypse catastrophe.

This has to be comedy. So, get your comedians for the bulk of the writing and design.

Last thing, have a Jew play the Gentile and a Gentile the Jew.

Make sure the film is mostly teen friendly. This topic is not too much for kids to handle on their own, and everyone is going to be fine.

Let me know if you need my opinion or advice.