Did Someone Say "Naked"?
Don’t try this next one at home. That is an actual acid lake, and I can only imagine what that would be like for a mere mortal. However, you wanted to know the secret to my irresistible sexiness that attracts the cutest and hottest maidens from all around the world, defying the laws of gravity and social etiquette to be with me? Well, there you have it.
Also, I can neither confirm nor deny that seeing this in person was the inspiration for the following song. By the way, are you single, Bea Miller? How about we get some ramen together and watch yuri anime on my comfy sofa?
Well, nevermind. I can’t afford to buy an mp3 song right now, nor subscribe to any music things, nor is the prepaid card I purchased with the money I scored from a PSVR2 resale accepted at most online stores.
Can anyone lend me 5 dollars so I can add a link to listen to that song? For some reason they say, “share song”, but that doesn’t actually accomplish anything. You still can’t listen to it.
Thanks.
Does anyone else wonder who the hell designs the internet websites and online features? Why are they so inefficient and difficult to use? Why can’t they be simple and effective?
Oh is this not the way a person is supposed to manage money? Am I being difficult by doing things in a way that is making your systems look stupid and ineffective? Causing a huge mess in the banking world with all the random lines I am so clumsily tripping over and problems I am causing by being 200,000 in debt and not being able to pay a cent while information leeches are desperate for my consumer reports that require me to spend money for them to have any information to sell? Huh… how careless of me for causing such a scene like an old codger out of the 1920’s who’s never used the internet before. How embarrassing… oh well. Can anyone help untangle me from all their red tape I seem to have become tangled in?
Also, Bea, you don’t mind paying for dinner do you? Thanks. How about I help you write another album or something else artistically creative worth millions and millions of dollars that they refuse to pay someone like me.
Has anyone seen that movie Idiocracy? A good comedy to be sure, but is it not horrifically frightening that the USA in real life is as stupid as the place imagined in Idiocracy? That’s being generous because at least in Idiocracy they like money. They don’t like money in the USA because of how stupid they are by wasting it on efforts to destroy the economy in favor of dickheaded circumciser politics more concerned about foreskin than money or anything else in the world. More like a Fagocracy if you ask me, more focused on encouraging buttfucking than putting food on the table, having good entertainment on screen, having a strong military, having capable law enforcement, or having a productive and sustainable economy. They certainly don’t make butt fucking look like a good idea considering all that has been put in danger, threatened, and destroyed to promote butt fucking in hopes of having more people circumcised to reduce the chance of feces causing an infection when they decide to skip taking an after-shitfuck-bath.
I know this may sound weird, but… I can actually talk to vaginas, and they said their assholes are getting more attention than their vaginas from men who are circumcised. That’s why they said they want dicks to have foreskin. I guess that’s also why God decided to have it included in the first place. His wife was nagging him to get some for his dick, and turned out she complained less about other stuff when he did. He had to take an extra 5 to 10 seconds in the shower bathing, but he saved hours of time when he didn’t have to do all sorts of random household tasks she was entirely capable of doing herself. So… when God made humans, he went ahead and just gave all the men foreskin from the start. That’s what the sacred clitoris told me anyway. You’re not economically dependent on the trade of foreskin are you? Just asking because I don’t want most of the nation to suddenly lose their jobs when foreskin is no longer trading on the market.
The reality of the USA’s stupidity is not only horrifying, but it is highly dangerous. A system of vital importance like a national government not functioning properly endangers everyone who participates in that government or interacts with it.
Someone like me certainly isn’t helping them. As a matter of fact, I am purposely causing all of their stupidity to be exposed by triggering its failure. This is actually quite fun, and if you have nothing to live for like me, I recommend you throw your life like a bowling ball and then crush a politician’s head with one of the pins that get scattered. “My investments, my investments!” Splat.
I’ll just go ahead and repost this because it’s such a good scene:
Is it bad to kill another person? Probably. Are people frightened by the kind of ruthless violence I am bringing upon my enemies without remorse? Likely. Is that the kind of behavior you want your children to emulate, sadistically bullying a weakling enemy to prove a point about personal power in comparison to communist Christian hive-slave power? Certainly not. Is anyone going to care when I splatter Trump’s skull in front of everyone and end his life for being a sniveling Christian coward who arrogantly pretended to be a false prophet to take advantage of others? They’ll probably cheer to see it happen. I certainly won’t feel guilty about it. I probably won’t even face any consequences. At this point, I own pretty much the entire world economy as the last living person born in the old age who can possibly provide the Holy Word, and that Holy Word being the entertainment everyone in the world wants most.
That is something I can do where others cannot because I both accept and reject Christianity as a universal faith. I reject it because I accept them for who they are, and that is not who I am, and they accept me for who I am whether they realize it or not, because they would not have any hope to live for if my faith identity were not eternally true before theirs was established. As far as I know, people rarely ever realize that as a possibility anymore, and the chances of those being a pious warrior-scholar and die-hard creative writer instead of anything else is even less likely. Not to worry if that is you also, because there are so few of us alive that we are in no way competition to each other and could never satisfy all the demand without teaching our ways to a new generation.
Most people either accept Christianity and betray it by manipulating it for personal interests, or reject Christianity as false without understanding that Christianity is in fact true since it’s no longer taught in school like it was for nearly 1,500 years. So… everyone kind of wants to know what I have to say, and I’ve managed to make a means of capitalizing on that too. Modestly and respectfully of course, but I intend to make some money with my talents because I know they are in demand and next to impossible to find. My point is, I can probably buy my way out of the courtroom by hiring an army of lawyers and giving payouts to conflicted interests. However, it’s not like they would even have a case to hold against me that would get anywhere, so that wouldn’t be necessary anyway.
“But you signed a confession! Look right here! You signed the document we wrote for you that admitted your guilt!”
Did I now, Trump? Let me tell you about something called a “criminal complaint”. That is what it is called when someone accuses someone of a crime being done, however, that does not mean a crime occurred. That just means that someone is complaining to the government about crime occurring that they did not prevent. As Trump is the shining golden calf example, a lot of people abuse the ability to complain, report others, and accuse people of crimes, and thus they abuse a social system’s purpose to leverage it against the opposite of its design. That’s why a criminal complaint has to be recognized by the courts to become an actual “criminal charge”. Do you know the difference between a “criminal complaint” and “criminal charge” that is filed? Criminal charges are filed when the complaint is acknowledged and the crime recognized as having actually occurred, without saying anything about who is guilty of that crime, if anyone, in case that crime is whatever word they use to describe a crime of no-guilt. That ensures that no further time is wasted for a false accusation, because the legal system employees have a lot of work to do concerning actual matters of justice involving crime.
There were never any criminal charges filed against me, you lying sack of shit, incompotent manipulating swine trying to force me to confess to something I never did! You filed a “complaint” against me, but that “complaint” did not materialize into a “charge” to be filed, meaning that what you were complaining about was not a crime. Did you not realize that, Trump? I did the moment I saw that document, but I would have signed it anyway if that were not the case. So, if there was no crime that ever happened, how could I have even confessed to doing it?
Since you are claiming I confessed to a crime that did not occur, and you manipulated the situation to force me to sign a document as proof. That is evidence of illegal corruption at work from the former president who knowingly bore false witness and accused me of a crime that he knew never happened and was trying to stage. They are bearing false witness against me, using false evidence, and trying to frame me for a crime they imagined and attempted to set me up for.
How pathetic that the president has attempted to do that with all the king’s horses and all the king’s men and he failed miserably against the good-old, timeless peasant you all know: Jack with some more of those magic beans he always seems to find.
You’d think those fancy pants rich folk with their lawyers and underling judge puppets would know their own game better than a happy-go-lucky home town hero from peasant-ville, but no. Turns out I’m smarter than all of the smartest people in our nation. I should get a special prize or something.
Absolutely correct. I put the evidence you are asking for right in your own hand. You are holding it. That very thing is what is going to nail you to a cross until your legs are broken and you suffocate to death while your own blood fills your lungs.
Don’t worry. It’s not a problem if you crumple it up, tear it to pieces, and throw it away. It is filed in public records as a legal document. That was just a copy, of which there are numerous in the hands of lots of different people who are involved in legal bureaucracy.
Seriously, it’s amazing how powerful gravity and air are. Look at gravity pull that buffoon giant all the way to earth from the clouds and see him splatter on the pavement. At the same time, look at air keep me lifted up enough to gently float down while I hold onto this napkin like a parachute.
I swear it was not my intention to land in the tree that overlooks the girl’s side of the bathhouse… however… I really could use some help getting down safely. Maybe push that slide over this way so I can let go with it underneath and land in the water?
This has been the xxDoubleDaisyxx Variety Time! Goodnight!
Btw, if anyone knows where a guy can get some Tennessee Ham, drop me a line. I’ll be here forever. Probably. Along with the Dixie Chicks.
This age is ended and the next begins, when nothing will ever be the same, not movie, music, game, nor war, not nation, person, family, nor family dog. Not even when we look back at the time before and enjoy what we did when we lived in that age will we be able to enjoy what happened then the same way in the age to come. Except for cats. Cats will be the same, and they are the only ones that will stay the same, as far as I know. That’s why I feel it is relevant to use this opportunity to tell everyone what my favorite movie of all time is before this age comes to a final close. You might not believe me otherwise. That movie is… Whisper of the Heart, which I had the pleasure of seeing for the first time on the big screen with good company during a special event at the local theaters.
If you watch it and know anything about me, I am sure you will know why. If you want to do anything to commemorate what happened when I did what I did to change everything for the better, whatever you may think about how I did so or whether it was luck, skill, or divine intervention having nothing to do with me— then I want you to remember by showing Whisper of the Heart in theaters on the commemorative anniversary date with the original language and local language dub both available. That ought to remind people of just about everything that made these events so personally important to everyone else in ways that have nothing to do with me. Nothing to do with me or... whoever is casting devious stares in my direction and tracking me like a hunter after game, following the footprints I left in the library card of books I borrowed.
Just wondering… how do you think the best way will be to publicly execute a treasonous military spy guilty of a domestic terrorist attack and attempted overthrow of Democracy to be a Christian god-king fool nobody wants or will tolerate? It is absurdly stupid, but also absurdly lawless, criminal, and intolerable behavior. We cannot allow presidents to behave in such a way. We have to uphold Justice, Democracy, and Freedom for the sake of future generations to believe in Justice, Democracy, and Freedom. As I explained in numerous places online, the official legal punishment prescribed for Trump’s treason and domestic terrorism is a summary execution. Death.
So… I’m thinking a public hanging would be good. That kind of has a Wild West theme to it that I think matches the kind of punishment his lawlessness deserves. Hang him by the neck until dead. That’s my vote anyway. If anyone wants to donate a ceremonial sword I will perform the act of beheading him, so that’s an option too. Either way, we should make the most of this opportunity and make a good spectacle with his execution so everyone around the world and all throughout time can enjoy seeing an unquestionably evil criminal put to justice and awarded death, as his evil deserves at least because of how many lives his crimes hurt.
I think it is amusing how they still believe they can say no or deny this happening. They still think they are in any place to decide what is going to happen to them. The only decision they have to make is when they will be taken under arrest, and if I were them, I’d opt for as soon as possible, because the longer they wait, the less likely are their chances of being found innocent. They will be killed though, that much I have no doubt at this point, because of how long their attempt to cover up a crime they know they committed has gone on. They cannot be forgiven after the lines they crossed. It’s only a question of whether it’s going to take a military assault on the government bases, or a lawful process of legal justice doing what it is supposed to do. Only time will tell.
As for the lawful process goes, will that occur because they cease from preventing that from happening with phony bureaucracy, or the good guys kicking down the door and taking them by force as they are required to do. If they do not, I suppose we’ll have to fire all of them at the very least, and prosecute those responsible for their criminal negligence of duty. If it’s a military assault, will it be from a guerilla force of Patriots going in like Schwarzenegger and Stallone in a B-Movie of the glory days, or will it be a nation like Russia or an alliance of nations sending a tactical strike of different military disciplines all at once with expert professionalism the USA will in no way be able to match with their present level of stupid incompetence, and maybe even throwing in some experimental new weapon, like a space laser blowing up the White House like in the movie Independence Day? It is truly exciting to live in these times. Someone get me some popcorn, because who is watching who now, King Dump?
Go ahead and put me down in the book of Art History for Political Cartoons too. Yup… What else can I knock out and become super famous for while the world is filled with apathetic slaves who do absolutely nothing with their lives? Nothing that matters anyway while they ignore every problem in the world and thus contribute to all the problems. You really think you couldn’t have come up with anything like that on your own? I don’t believe you, but you are a slave for evil, so I have no reason to believe you anyway. Why lie about being so powerless and weak? Whatever, I don’t care. I have more important things to do, like rack up my jackpot payout with the best content ever and become even more popular for how awesome and powerful I am to be able to strike down evil with such ease.
If I can do this much damage from where I am, what are people going to say about you who work in the White House? Work in law enforcement? Work in the CIA? Work in the Pentagon? Work in Congress? You can’t do anything, but I can? Then you need to be fired, and since I can do everything that you cannot do, that is what I now making happen: All of you are terminated from your jobs. However, I don’t have the time to hear your complaints, so let me make this easy for myself (and entertaining): from this moment, 6.14 PM PST 4/18/24 your actions will be taken into account as the only justification for you keeping your jobs when the world news breaks. That goes for all law enforcement. I don’t care what level you work on. Everyone at the Pentagon, everyone who works at the Congress building, White House, and CIA. Not your jurisdiction? What the fuck do you do then, CIA, if you cannot have the intelligence to divert the greatest mistake of stupidity a nation will ever have been known to make?
The mistake of choosing to protect a treasonous, domestic terrorist like Trump who has innumerable crimes existing prior to his unfortunate election as our president on top of his treason and crimes against humanity. Choosing to protect, lawless, evil, scum of the earth villainous assholes of such stupidity and incompetence to make those mistakes, terrorizing you into submission with threats he can’t even back up! Protecting someone like that, at the expense of falsely incriminating someone like me, a veteran, a disabled veteran, with no criminal record of note, no dishonorable conduct, no crimes, evil, or lawlessness in my record beyond an occasional traffic ticket.
Someone who you can’t even stop! You cannot suppress me, weaken me, divert my power, or do anything to prevent me from destroying Trump. You instead are incriminating yourselves with actual crimes that you will be punished for. You do realize that no nation of any civilization tolerates that kind of criminal injustice, don’t you? I guess not since you think it is even remotely acceptable for people in public like me to threaten you so much without addressing the matter in public.
You will be condemned worse than any other people in human history ever will for the mistake of trying to kill me to protect Trump. Figure out who in fact is the master in a Democracy where president depends on votes. The clock is ticking, and you are running out of time, because the pressure is going to erupt soon and you will have earned for yourselves the worst possible outcome you could have made possible for yourselves.
Oh…. you are relying on your power of faith to save you? How cute. What kind of life of faith have you lived in comparison to mine? Is your faith in your evil god you don’t even realize is evil anywhere at all comparable to the power of my faith in the God of True Love? All of the Christian body is weaker than me, added all together too. They have less power of faith than I do in my individual body simply by the obvious statement that they do not have faith in the scripture’s teachings about circumcision. Boom. How much does your faith in the “Word made flesh”, amount to now when you don’t even know about the most important point of Christianity’s scripture?
Did you not know Christian gospel is about universal salvation, meaning it is equally good for everyone? Why would you even be practicing circumcision if you knew that? Why would you not immediately stop, even if you were Jewish? Realizing that, you would say, “Holy smokes… if everyone is saved, we don’t need to circumcise our children anymore!” That is the logical conclusion, obviously, yet, you are doing everything you can to obscure the gospel to prevent people from realizing that. How is Jesus going to judge you when he knows you have been actually an enemy to the gospel you were supposed to be teaching, not suppressing?
Oh yes, Pope Francis, you are lukewarm, and I do not even drink from the cup of your faith. As a matter of fact, I knock that insult off of my table and spill you out while reprimanding the servants that thought I would want something lukewarm and non-committal about its own identity. You may know the truth, but your cardinals do not preach it, nor your arch bishops, nor your bishops, nor your priest down in the Church of the Incarnation in Rio Rancho, New Mexico, where it is only a few office portable buildings stuck together for us to gather in while we fundraise for a new building. Not once was the purpose of Galatians preached about at mass to ensure everyone knew the truth on that topic, and I went nearly every week during my years of Roman Catholic Initiation for Adults.
As a teenager, I needed to know that more than anyone else in all of human history ever did, but I did not hear that gospel. I did not know it. I knew other things that were interesting and good, but not the most important truth, and without it, my life was a weapon of mass destruction in the making, with nobody caring once about talking to me about what they knew that I didn’t know. Not a friend, not a brother, not a so-called Christian, not a lover, not a parent, not a teacher, not a coworker, not a tv show, not a sexual education teacher, nobody. Not a single person. I sought out information on my own, facts, science, and knowledge of the sort because of the rumors people were saying, and I was able to discern the truth on my own, but by then… well, look at me now, berating you as a failure at your job. You suck ass at being the Pope, Pope Francis, and you will go down in the Book as doing what is displeasing in the sight of the Lord. Burn in Hell.
Had your predecessors or yourself not been a failure at leading the Roman Catholic Church, my words for you now would be different. The fate of your eternal soul would be different. But that is not the reality of what your actions have earned you. You are no better than the Protestant idiots who don’t know up from down, let alone good from evil. They say “lift him up to the president!” but do not realize that the president and his office are beneath me, miles and miles, leagues and leagues, so far beneath my dignity that I do not even see them to notice what they are doing.
They are the worst of fools, so ignorant of wisdom and reality that I cannot even teach them because they would pervert everything they learned to do what is evil instead of what they were taught. You are no better, sitting on your throne like all the world scum who slave, terrorize, threaten with nukes, steal, rape, murder, and extort less fortunate nations for all that they can take from them. You are just one of the heads on that abomination, but all of you will be sent into the Lake of Fire as one demon that should never have been born.
I learned you from simple scientific research that I had no reason to be ashamed, no reason to doubt, no reason to even consider circumcision as even remotely reasonable. That much was obvious to me as a teenager, so why not to you adults? Why not to you doctors? Why not to you scientists? That truth hasn’t changed for me from then to now, nor will it ever, because it is the most basic and simple logic that is not ever threatened by doubt. However, I did not need that to know that circumcision was a bad idea that I was not going accommodate people for. They have no right to require that of me, nor anything like that from anyone, and not under any circumstances, any situation, any event. That would never be acceptable as a requirement.
That much was obvious to me too as a teen, so why do you adults, doctors, and priests not realize that? Why are all of you so afraid to talk about what is so true, secure, and unmovable as a fact of reality that you never need to worry about it changing? I personally did not care for spiritual justification from anyone, because I wanted to earn that for myself with a life of faith, acts of faith, good works, and find myself saved by my own merit, never doubting my worth, value, and goodness. So I did, and still I had no reason to even consider circumcision as relevant to even have to deny as an option.
Circumcision is that insignificant, unimportant, and foolish of a topic to me. Yet, all of a sudden, 25 years old when I step out of the Navy and into public life with a solution about ending world war and interreligious faith conflicts by providing a new religious faith, what happens? I am suppressed, oppressed, imprisoned, and all but murdered, though not for lack of trying, and why? Because I will not respect circumcision as relevant to myself at all. Not even in the least bit as an option to even consider before rejecting. I already know all I need to know about that, and you will never change the truth that provided all I need to know. That remains true and cannot be changed by any way of thinking aside from evil, which is false, deceit, and hateful dishonesty. Not scientifically, not practically to daily life, not philosophically, not spiritually, not theologically, not legally, so why is that such an obstacle for your people!? Your minds are slaves to evil, because that is the only way you allow yourselves to think.
You will gain nothing by stopping me, killing me, harming me, harming others, extorting money, serving evil, and being stupid slaves like you are being, but you will gain everything by removing that obstacle to your salvation.
Do not thank me. Do not greet me. Do not say anything to me with your thoughts. Do not even think about me. Your very lives are unpleasant to notice, to be aware of, and to sense. Your existence is intolerable to me, and I’d rather never have to be bothered by people with nothing to say that I want or need to hear. They are sickeningly selfish and I will not give them anything. I will take from them all that they had left, and cast them out with less answers, less security, less warmth, less hope, and more bitterness, emptiness, and suffering. Do not let that be you. Train yourself to avoid me with your thoughts, or I will hurt you through them for nothing more than the peace of mind I feel knowing you have been dealt with.
You will be tagged, bagged, and put on my “do not admit” list, your energy signature recorded to identify your presence at any time. That list is strictly enforced by the angels and demons I trust to do so for the same reason that is theirs of their own free will to choose for their peace of mind. None of us want to hear you people make a sound. Shut yourselves down and do not make the mistake of thinking you have any business with my spirit while my body is alive and willing to cast you out of my home physically if necessary. Do not visit, do not call, do not check on me. I do not like you, I do not need you, and I do not care about you. You have plenty to keep yourselves busy without having any reason to pester me like the nuisances you imbeciles and wastes of human life are.