Those celebrities don't have any power

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Seriously… I have reached out to countless people who are famous and apropriate for the kind of work I am looking to do, but they are unable to meet the requirements of ability. Turns out that people like Emma Watson, Taylor Swift, Emily Kinney, Tegan and Sara, and countless others are entirely powerless, talentless, and useless as human beings. They only do what they are told to do and have no creative ability of their own.

They have no willpower, no ambition, no energy, no inspiration, no ability to be charitable, no skill to enact social justice, nothing at all of human substance. They are like cardboard cutouts of images seen in a magazine without any human soul or spirit.

All they have is fame and money and that is the only reason they are able to do anything in life that can possibly make some waves.

Talentless, useless, fakes.

However… people who have actually had to struggle in life, work for what they have, and overcome oppression— people like us have ability, talent, and the skills necessary to make a difference in the world, and those are the kind of people I need working at Way Walker Industries. If those fakes had any ability to do anything helpful for people why the hell haven’t they done anything? They are useless, do not know how to motivate themselves, and cannot think of what to do without someone directing them. That kind of dependent personality is unacceptable at Way Walker Industries from the owner to the intern.

If you were given a career as a movie star when you were a child and never had to work a job or do anything to earn a living, you simply do not have the power necessary to be useful in the kind of work Way Walker Industries does, because we actually do work here! This is a legitimate job that requires time, effort, energy, commitment, blood, sweat, and tears, and you aren’t going to get pampered in a trailer. Your “personal” beauty is inconsequential here because beauty doesn’t put food in the body, hope in the spirit, or water in the well.

So… forget them. Maybe they will come begging at the door to be able to participate once they realize that they need my help and not the other way around, not that they should have been so rude in the first place, but they aren’t Way Walker Industries material because they don’t have the passion and I doubt they will be able to impress me enough to be hired if they applied. They are more like groupies to the rock band that the Way Walker Industries team is, and we don’t need to worry about them because they can take care of themselves doing the typical whoring of a Hollywood actress or actor.

If you are one of those privileged rich whores and you want to prove me wrong, then apply for a job here like a teen looking for their first job at the local pizza joint. Don’t be mad if you aren’t making pies, because we need salads, sandwiches, and cashiers too, and making a pizza pie is a special talent not everyone has.

I’ve got a world to save along with the future of humanity. I don’t have the patience or time for free-loaders because an intergalactic pizza party doesn’t throw itself.

My crew can wear what they want, but that is going to be the same color shirt, apron, and hat provided, and you only get one for free every year. Don’t think it’s all glamor and glory making the magic at the hot shop, because behind the counter, in the kitchen, before we open, and after we close, we get covered in flour, wet with soapy dishwater, and have to abide the never-ending desire to devour delicious pizza on the job.