Put it all on red!!!

Alright dealer, this is it. My liver won’t take no more of this and I done asked too much already, and frankly, I’m surprised he’s still pumpin’ out clean blood.

This is how I want it to end: American Roulette, in my Dreadnauts tunic, double the daisy, double the wives. You know how it is.

All them chips I just won, and all these right here I’m holdin’, divide them up into four equals.

Put the first one all on red, if that wins, put all them chips with the second pile, all on red, then if that wins put all them with the third pile all on red, and since I know you like to play by the book I’ll spell it out, if that wins, put all that with the fourth part on… red.

Let me tell you why: I’m betting against death here, and my folk are red all the way up until the moment we die.

First spin: Robin Williams, come out from that grave.

Second spin: Heath Ledger, come out from that grave.

Third spin: Michael Jackson, come out from that grave.

Fourth spin: Bruce Lee, if you’re still kickin’, take your walker and bring your feeble old self on out of that grave and show the world you still got some spirit in you.

Let her spin, House.