The problem with circumcision

The problem has nothing to do with dicks, spirituality, religion, faith, hygiene, health, or anything else except one thing and one thing only:

The human rights of a male newborn.

That is the problem, and there is no argument for the continued practice of circumcision, so stop being assholes about it and move the fuck on. I told you a suggestion of what would work after addressing the problem, and they antagonized me like I was the Devil himself trying to destroy the world! What the fuck kind of people do that?

If those morons are so confident about circumcision being a good thing, why the fuck are they so afraid to talk about it?

If those cowards are so secure about their male identity as circumcised people, why are they so ashamed of circumcision that they can’t talk about it?

If those idiots are so smart with their spiritual beliefs, why the fuck can’t they stand in the light of day and tell the public what it is they believe?

The conspiracy is so immature, juvenile, and typical of those people that it would be comical if it was not the worst possible scenario. It is that asenine of a problem of ignorance that could have been resolved in five minutes if they had ever talked about the subject openly. If they continue to hide like the cowards they are, people are going to have no choice but to use force to tear them out of their hiding places, and possibly rip them limb from limb for being such cowards in the national government when they are supposed to be able to protect our borders from all threats. That is what we pay them for, and I for one want all of them punished for whatever laws can be applicable to what they’ve done.

Henceforth, due to the actions of Donald Trump and the Trump Administration, I henceforth declare that Trump Tower will officially be known irrevocably as Coward Tower.

Due to the immense shame and disgrace that spineless traitor brought to his family, business, and nation, all Trump labels are now marks of that shame and disgrace. If I were you, I would do away with anything that he wrote his name on.

However, on account of a large building having some utility in the world today, I will offer to buy it for 5 dollars and no more. Then I suppose I’ll have to rename it as the new owner and hopefully turn around the legacy of anyone still living and working there to lessen the disgrace and embarrassment they are now suffering simply by being proximal to such a loathsome sight in the eyes of the divine.