I do in fact need a maiden

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Not as a romantic lover, however nice that may be.

I need a maiden in shining armor or modified salvage and hide expertly arranged in eye catching style to be both cute and resilient against deadly machines.

Here is why: working alone is… annoying. I rather enjoy working alone prefer it under normal conditions, but now that I’m a public person, there is a lot of attention on me from outside my present location. That is not always bad, but more often than not, it annoys me such that I cannot enjoy my favorite activities.

For some reason, I believe that a maiden as my partner in world saving, and particularly a maiden, will be able to do something about all that annoyingness in a way that is both easy and useful for her. For me it is burdensome, tiring, and useless. There is nothing I can do with that, and I get so much of it, it would be a shame to let it go to waste if a maiden could benefit from whatever the hell you call that, even if it is directed at me.

Likewise, I may be able to help whoever that maiden may be in a similar way except for maidens, not men.

That is very much a need for me because it interferes with my work, and my work is important not only to myself, but to those whom it benefits. It also interferes with my happiness, and the happier I am, the better quality my work will be. There is nothing that can be done about it besides cooperating with another human being who can be locally present to negate that energy simply by being present. Nothing else is required. That would be immensely appreciated if anyone was willing to do that and share in half of all the profits our work may receive.

She could do whatever she wants though. Talk, move around, juggle chainsaws, nap, whatever she feels like doing, as well as leave the area and come back as many times as she wishes. The point is a wholehearted commitment to the work we will be doing together. Writing is my strong suit, but I will learn whatever I need to and become proficient with whatever I need to if we talk about a plan and come up with something that requires me to adapt because there will be a good reason for me doing so.

If you are interested in being such a maiden, please do whatever you feel like doing to make that a reality for yourself.

I do wish to leave a romantic option open, but there is no obligation or expectation for that. I don’t even think it is likely, but there is no reason to close that option, so I’m not going to. Why the hell so many people are hateful about the idea of falling in love is evil stupidity on their part, and I don’t care to understand, but that is their loss. I won’t do such a fool thing as shut off access to love in case someone wants to fall in love with me.

It’s true a lot of people have attacked me through that option in an attempt to hurt me, but that is no reason to close that off. The problem is not love, the problem is that there are hostile fools ignored by law enforcement despite the brazen crimes they are committing. I plan to track them down and destroy them in a court of law eventually, possibly taking everything they own and sending them to prison, but that remains to be seen. Either that or a sincere apology. Why they thought it would be a good idea to make themselves my enemy is another evil stupidity I don’t care to understand, but that is on them to reconcile, not me. A word of advice: if you don’t need to make yourself an enemy to someone, don’t do it. In fact, be very careful to not be an enemy to someone, even by accident. The less inimical you are, the better.

It was necessary I become the enemy of all Jews. They are hostile to me, and I cannot be friends or even neutral with such monstrously evil people. That’s their problem, not mine. They are the ones being unreasonable, unjust, and criminal. As you may imagine, that is a lot of enemies, which is all the more reason why I do not want to make more. I am 100 percent inclined to be an ally or neutral cooperator with everybody other than Jews, so there is no reason we cannot come to an agreement unless you side with Jews. Have you not heard of Jesus Christ? Google that person the next time you think you want to side with Jews. Siding with Jews is also being opposed to and an enemy to him and he is quite literally deified in this day and age, and thus a very powerful enemy.