There is not enough sex in the world

Ironic isn’t it? It seems most people would say that the sex is off the charts. That it is worse than it has ever been before.

Not so. That is why I am cranking the sexy up past the limiters.

There is not enough sex because there is none available for me. I cannot find a single sexual partner that I find agreeable. Not a one! I am not particularly picky either. It is like there is a wall built around me by people who want to prevent others from having sex with me at all costs. That sounds ludicrous, I know, but sex is inaccessible to me, and that is the simple fact of the matter.

I am astounded when I read things where people are shocked that someone is not having sex regularly with someone else, as if it is a social injustice. I don’t know what to do about it. I am one of the most sexually liberated, sexually free, and open people in the entire universe when it comes to sexuality, and not a single person is available to me.

That is why there is not enough sex in the world.

There is a small amount of people who I do not find agreeable for sex and those are homosexual masculine men. Hairy, muscular men are repulsive and even though I get a few of them every now and then wanting to fuck me, I do not find that agreeable. It does not appeal to me. Everything else! Literally everything else is open! I don’t care about race, beauty, social status, kinks, gender, or any of that. Yet, it is unavailable and I cannot find a sexual partner to save my life.

I have tried getting off with a masculine person, but it does not work. I do not find it arousing.

I think there is something unusual about this predicament, because I am passable from an objective point of view. Meaning I am not particularly ugly, out of shape, my dick is decent size, I am polite and respectful to people I meet, and I have a particularly powerful life situation that is the envy of billionaires and the ideal of homelessness. I own my own business, have unlimited money at my disposal, totally unconfined by schedules with free time 24/7, and am willing, if not eager, to perform exceptional oral pleasure if for no other reason because it is pleasurable for me to do so! All these things imply that I should be able to find a sexual partner with at least the normal amount of availability.

I tend to go several years without sex at a time, and not because of lack of effort. Those encounters are only brief rendezvous of a few days that seem to just happen out of sheer mercy from the divine because of lucky circumstances that put a horny girl next to me at the right place and time. I don’t even know how to communicate with women in a normal social context. Ignoring the fact that multiple major social media companies designed to facilitate human interactions in society permanently banning my individual person from accessing their services, two of them specifically for dating, I very seldom get a response back from other apps that appear to allow me to communicate with others. Even when I am paying a prostitute to talk to me, she goes cold and the line goes dead mid-conversation and I never get a response.

Thanks, Ms. Vespoli. I thought you actually wanted to read my response, considering that I was paying a substantial amount of money just to send it to answer a question you asked. What a ruthless, impolite, disgraceful cunt. The shame of all whores she is.

There is something wrong with the world. Why is someone like me, who is most willing, universally compatible, above average standards, and with the most favorable situation for sexual activity possible, unable to access any sexual partners?

It is like there are some nefarious scoundrels who have made it their business to interfere in my personal life as antagonists and thus have built a wall of social isolation around me in order to prevent me from having any social contact with eligible romantic partners. I do not believe they do so out of an ideal for celibacy because I am fairly certain they are as lewd and sexually perverse as anyone else in a social sense, with multiple sexual partners available to them at any time. So, why should they want to prevent me, who has zero available, from finding a single one?

If this mystery should ever be solved and proves to be similar to the sin of David the Betrayer, then I hope I can bring down the most vengeful wrath of divine justice to subject them to the most severe and brutal punishment that is admissible in a court of law, and then do worse with what is admissible in the court of the high heavens.

That remains to be seen when the mystery is revealed and the case broken.

Before you rotten hypocrites accuse me of having my priorities out of order, bite your tongues. An unlimited amount of money is not going to solve a single problem in the entire world. It will not do anything. If money was of any use, it would be useful, but how much use are the most rich nations in the world to humanity? They seem highly inefficient and incapable if you ask me.

No, you do not need anything from my unlimited stores of money. You need my ideas, my solutions, my plans, my words, my stories, and my discoveries. You need the religion I founded. You need the spiritual discoveries I have pioneered. You need my sense of justice and legal intuition to put the most vile criminals in prison according to the highest written laws in the land that are being ignored. You need all that. Not money.

So why don’t you accept what I offer before you demand more, if you think you would judge me for being unworthy as your savior? You would reject me but not even attempt to do what I recommend or accept the solutions I offer? You wretched fools have no desire to make the world a better place. You have no desire to help humanity. You have no desire for intellectual progress, and advancing civilization. You are ingrates and beasts that do not know dung from donuts. Had you any of those motivating factors in yourselves, you would attempt to work with me, not fail miserably with your futile efforts to suppress me and shut me down. All the power that you waste failing to deter me from my goals would be better spent doing literally anything else.

I would never use my power to strike down those insufferable ingrates and tyrants! They are not worth it. That would be a total waste of energy. Doing so would not only take away the good that power does, but the use of it would be expended in a pointless, non-productive purpose to thwart fools who are more easily destroyed by systematic justice doing what it is designed to do in order to save people like me the time and effort of getting personally involved. In other words, using my power to cater to those idiots by thwarting their antagonism would be casting pearls before swine, and I know better.