The Nuisance of the Mutilated and the Black

Circumcised people in the world today are mostly, not all, a burden to be around. They are constantly trying to hand their foreskin to other people to carry for them, metaphorically speaking.

It is horrible. They act like it’s removed and supposed to be removed, but they can’t get over it and make it a problem everywhere they go.

They are attached to their missing foreskin far more than that which is attached to a person as it should be.

“Black Lives Matter” is kind of like asking someone to carry Black foreskin too. That’s pretty much what that movement is about. Have you ever noticed a random Black person enter the area and then make themselves a minor nuisance to be known as a Black person separate from everyone else in order to identify racism? You may feel like you have to acknowledge that of them by making a minor effort to not be racist.

That is what I mean. What they are doing is rude, and it is human decency that prevents us from making a scene by rebuking and scolding them in a public place. It’s bad manners and people should handle those kinds of problems at home and not take them into public unless you are going to speak about them openly and express them like a human being and not an ape, insect, or other creature without human language.

Besides, it’s not like the old days when someone like me could just whoop your ass in the street or throw you out by the collar of your shirt and settle the matter then and there. The times are different. You cannot make yourself a problem bodily to provoke others bodily without being a more serious problem. Those problems are unwanted and unnecessary and you will be unhappy by being one of them. Just sensible advice. You aren’t going to go to jail for it, but these basic rules of civil behavior have existed for a long time and haven’t changed. I’m talking thousands of years, long time. For longer than there have been laws, that much is certain.

People need to keep those kinds of burdens to themselves.

If you are Black, then it is enough the way you appear, you do not need to project that “Blackness” or whatever you call that unpleasantness onto others and make it a burden for everyone else to carry, when it is your problem alone. I don’t have a problem with it and I’m not going to have a problem with it even if you think I should unless you make it a problem by testing me for racism every god damn time a Black person appears.

I’m not going to accommodate you for being Black or circumcised. Neither of those are disabilities. I am going to throw it right back at you with a little more force than necessary to make sure you understand the point though, because I am not your servant, your family, or your friend, and I like you less having to deal with such behavior. Tuck your shirt in when you go to a nice restaurant unless it looks good enough already.

Considering how lawless the USA is, I don’t think that is outside of the realm of possibilities to bring back enslaving Black people, especially with no regard for reason, good sense, and human rights as a result of ignoring the problem of circumcision for so long. If they can disregard the human rights of their own newborn children flesh and blood as their personal property to shape cosmetically, then they are going to find it quite easy to disregard the human rights of Black people once again. That goes for women too.

In conclusion: do not project your problems about something that which does not concern anyone else other than you onto others unless you need genuine help, but do not take that willingness to help people for granted by testing us with non-existent burdens you imagined. Never make an issue about it by either wanting pity or inconveniencing others to test their “goodness”. Especially do not be mean and rude because of it, but you should know not to do that already.

These things I mention are very subtle things that most people probably don’t notice because they occur without speaking.

That is all.

Do you think I should be your servant as the Master King of the USA as well as my own empire beyond the boundaries of this world? Then come and swear fealty to me, because otherwise you ain’t Jack or shit, and Jack is on my side already as per Storyteller Codex of Moot Points 147.6B

The USA as a nation governed by the Constitution no longer exists. As far as I’m concerned, I am the only one with the legitimate authority to represent the USA right now because of my valid claim as a monarch both by election (my own), legitimate royal bloodline registered in the USA prior to its collapse and recognized in Europe where all that royal stuff remains relevant continuously, and my actions as savior of the world with the Word that is mine and mine alone. So, unless you are allied with me, you are a potential threat considering where I am at the moment and I already don’t trust people as it is.

You can challenge me as Master King of all the USA if you wish, but I called it first, and that means, I made the claim, with spiritual authority not in vain, to do so. That is why it is powerful beyond comprehension and people are like, how does he do that? Or, is he invincible? Or in some other kind of awe of me, which I would prefer to inspire people to do great things rather than be covetous and jealous.

They just embarrass themselves by being jealous and should have some shame to replace that if it happens so it’s not a problem. If they do not have shame, better they turn their immaturity to a productive task than a foolish and vain attempt to attack me. At least they may accomplish something good with the first one, and I intend to punish any attacks that I can interpret according to the law as crimes severely because of the spirit of such crimes and the standard of behavior adults are held accountable to.

If you are otherwise gravitating to me as though I am the key to solving all of your problems in some way. I am in fact that, but only the way I say I am or agree with you after you tell me what those are.

Consider this a polite warning: Do not try to make plans that include me without first informing me. In the old days that used to get a pike shoved up your ass and get you posted on the border to discourage other fools with the horror of your rotting corpse. These days, I’ll have to come up with something else. So it’s TBD for now.

The subjects do not tell the king what he is going to do because they fear losing their heads on a whim. That’s a kingdom for you, which is what you dumb motherfuckers wanted, is it not? They also do not tell the king what they want him to do without expressing some sort of honorific or statement of respect, because I am not your servant, even if that is wisdom for rulers. It is wisdom, not assignment, so don’t abuse it.

Because honorifics are out of fashion these days and now the word “your honor” is an insult because of the corrupt Supreme Court, here are some honorifics I will accept but you are not limited to these: Your Majesty, Your Grace, Your Highness, High Chief, Your Excellence, Kahuna Maximus, O’ Sovereign Savior, He Who Apotheosized, Mr. Nick, etc…

In regards to the Kahuna title, I invite whoever has the local claim of soverignity for Hawaii to make their claim and I will acknowledge it and release all territory to them from my present domain that is rightfully theirs. This is not an affront to authority or a reign of chaos. This is the establishing of authority, law, and order, and I intend to set Democracy back in its rightful place before long.

In case you didn’t read the Story of Money, Democracy is what the Great King of all Time set in motion as his final great act of wisdom, and I will see it done correctly before my time is up.

As a formal decree, I hereby declare a fourth size to the Trinity of Quantity: apotheosized. You may now order small, medium, large, and apotheosized (extra fees may apply).

For ease of non-traditional communication: if you will communicate with or express anything to me spiritually, mentally, or otherwise, my normal, everyday, casual form is as a boy around the age of 9. Do not mistake me for a boy though, because I am in fact an adult in real life here and now and my work is that of an adult. However, should it be necessary to summon me to mind in adult form I have two forms to transform into and back from at will.

In matters of peace, I am a glorious man of regal attire that is not overly formal and not casual in the colors of blue, gold, and black, with a vest and no tie with the top button or two undone and open. There is bold red embroidery around the jacket wrists, and artistic red embroidery of the same color on my coat at the upper back and shoulders. I have long, dark wavy hair such as mine now held by a leather coronet with a turquoise. The mustache I have is that which is typical of me.

In matters of war, when I need to fight evil, do battle of various kinds, or adventure, I am a lovely maiden with short dark hair and adorned in dark, sleek armor including a full helmet so that you can’t see my face.

These appearances are not the only way I may choose to appear or find necessary for the situation or story. They are here serve as a default general perspective to benefit the public who do not know me personally for the time being. Maybe that will change in case I lose an eye or a limb or something and need a peg leg or a hook hand, but only time will tell.