the false lover

You people did not actually believe I was ever going to love one of the women on your evil team, did you?

Your team of lawless criminals chosen for the single common factor of all of them being willing to do evil will never be welcome in my presence, nor anyone who makes such a foolish decision. You people have been needlessly and knowingly been making my life a nightmare with endless torture and assault and I will never trust you, which is why you will not be allowed in my presence whether I forgive you or not. Besides, my heart will not love a human being who would participate in such a vile plot, nor would I ever try to force her.

If once I did love her, I never will again, because no lover of mine could endure such evil and survive without first dying by suicide. That wouldn’t be necessary because she’s clever and intelligent enough to break free on her own. You idiots are not difficult to outsmart, and what you are trying to accomplish is too difficult even for the most genius of good hearted people. It is too easy to undermine and defeat your evil schemes to consider the possibility of your success a reality.

The fact that you evil government leeches are even attempting to do what you are is undisputable proof of two things: one, your sheer imbecilic incompetence and inability to understand simple concepts or critically think to solve basic problems; and two, your abhorrent arrogance and revolting vanity that blinds, deafens, and otherwise shuts out all of your senses from being able to learn anything that could help you out of your malignant, self-imposed condition.

I wish there was something I could have done to help you, but from such matters of apathetic and evil self-destruction, one can only save themselves, and you refuse to do so. Now it is too late.

Do you know what happens on the fourth down when your quarterback breaks a tackle and rushes miraculously for 99 yards to the endzone in overtime, but one of the offensive lineman was found holding? The touchdown is negated and the other team takes possession of the ball with .5 yards to the endzone for their touchdown.

You scheming evil traitors won nothing, and I called the play that made it that half a yard to get the touchdown for the good team and win. That happened and was recorded in official history during that time you were all throwing a celebration party and not paying attention to what was happening on the field. The world turns with or without your faith, beliefs, or permission.

You can call me Coach, and I don’t give a flying fuck what people are going to think about you, how much money you lost with illegal betting, or what plans you had riding on that game. That ring is not yours, that trophy is not yours, and the title of Superbowl champions of all time belongs to my team. Those men and women surrounding you with badges and guns are going to make sure that happens because they are not your slaves. They are free citizens of the USA, and they have a responsibility to fulfill if anybody is going to continue being one.