The first ally that joins me will be the person who is least expected to be willing to work with me on what it is I am doing.
Why? They will simply be bored and working with me directly as close confidant and partner is the most interesting, amusing, and exciting thing a person can do in the entire world here and now. Of all the options joining me is the most fun thing to do.
We all know that having fun is more important that any sort of political agenda or plan.
You see… the thing about that maiden is that she is incredibly lazy. So lazy that she can barely be bothered to lift a fork to her mouth to take a bite of food. She is not evil by any means, just incredibly lazy. She does her best to love others as herself, which unfortunately for everyone else also suffers from the laziness that she herself does by being hungry so much. She is always looking for the easiest way to do the most good by using the least amount of effort possible, and that is why she will find my company and a partnership with me most agreeable. I’m the same way but I certainly can bother myself to eat food, just not cook it.
In fact, had I not have had so much extra effort and energy left over from doing what I did, I would not have had the power to defeat the evil that tried to stop it from happening. The point is this: it’s not that we aren’t willing to give all of our effort and energy to do what we have to, we would simply prefer whatever good we do to require minimal effort with the best results. It is a delicate balance not to sacrifice quality for efficiency, but with enough practice you can get a good sense for these things without needing to understand how it is figured.
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The only reason people like me even use plans or fight for a social interest is because not doing so would never be fun because of the problem not being solved due to people being inefficient and incapable of solving problems without someone like me to do it for them. At least this way as soon as the problem is resolved the fun can resume unhindered and I can continue to ignore the fools who invent pointless problems that are of no importance. Such as the concerns of the present problem over what opinion people have about circumcision.
That is of no importance and even if it was easy to attempt to manipulate an entire populous to believe something so unbelievable as the circumcision claim, it would not be worth it. No effort is worth being invested in such a pointless problem. However, considering what lengths they must go to unlawfully, resources that need to be exhausted, and time wasted with no hope of ever accomplishing what they want, it should never have been an option.
The fact that “at least they tried” is destructive to them as well. That alone is more damning, costly, and penalizing to the people who “tried” than all the wasted resources, time, and effort was.
Because they need someone like me to solve it for them, the solution is extremely simple, because I am not concerned at all in the matter personally and it is a total non-issue. I want it over with as fast as humanly possible at least, while hoping it can be done even faster than that.
Hold on a second. Let me check what the problem is again to make sure I have this correct: “circumcised people are worried about what women and other circumcised people will think of circumcision, and primarily stressed over the practice of circumcision losing favor in the West.”
Okay… yeah I got this. Stop being circumcised, because you won’t ever be concerned about what people think of circumcision if nobody circumcises anymore. Done.
Here are the relevant proofs, instructions for you, and the assurance that I have already taken irrevocable action and the situation is resolving. It will be fully resolved eventually, because these matters take time, and that was the fastest way I knew would work with no costs to myself. You simply need to do your part for yourself otherwise you will be crushed by the shifting floors and nobody will be able to help you. It also is important that you do that quickly to hasten the resolution along or you won’t have enough time to do it.
I didn’t do any math or calculations of any sort, so I don’t know how long that is going to take, but I am certain you are well past the point of being able to do anything to help yourself. The best you can do now is not make your being crushed by the shifting floors not worse than it already is. It can be infinitely worse if you do nothing, with the most possible amount of suffering for yourself if you wait until the last minute.
Good luck with that. I did my part, I know I’m good, and I’m looking forward to meeting my allies. In the meantime I will be having as much fun as possible.
My method is quite simple. I like to imagine how God would want the problem solved, without me being the place of God, obviously. That would be idiotic. I don’t even imagine myself in God’s shoes, because that would defeat the purpose of thinking how God would want it solved. Probably as easy as possible for people, with the least amount of suffering, pain, violence, and sacrificed goods as resources.
The problem occurs entirely because of God’s chosen people being totally faithless and immoral as usual, so I doubt he is going to do anything special to help them since he said he wouldn’t if that happens. God can do whatever, but as far as I know, what God says God will do, God does. He does not ever deceive with his words. Not even with half-truths. For the relevant passage see what Nathan told the coward king and betrayer, David, would befall his people as the Word of God. Specifically the phrase that is something like, “and then when you cry out, I will not answer you.”
Have you ever heard of the term “jubilee”. I think it is recorded in Deuteronomy. Basically Jews were being Jewish about borrowing and exchanging money and debts were a problem in their community because of how greedy they became to indebt people and how vicious they are in their attempts to do so. As a solution, God established the “jubilee year”. Every 50 years the jubilee year came to pass and all debts were forgiven, slaves freed, prisoners released, and… properties returned to thier owners is what the internet says. I guess Jews back then were just as quick to steal people’s homes and houses as they are now, and God was just as willing to take them back. Done. No arguments. No whining. No excuses. All debts forgiven.
A simple and easy way to equalize the economy with no cost to God or anyone. No suffering, pain, violence, and it is astoundingly simple to understand.
How much do you want to bet that Jews tried to find a way around it? I don’t know if that’s true or not, but I would not be surprised to learn they came up with extra contracts and convoluted excuses and legal forms to try and do what was purely unlawful to their YHWH and only made the problems worse for themselves.
How much do you want to bet the situation I am in now is something that should have been resolved already according to what Jews were expected to do? However, like always the Jews came up with unlawful and convoluted contracts and invented malicious legal forms to try and work around what was they agreed to. They do that by believing YHWH was simply a written word with no power, life, or authority beyond the word, and that other written words could circumvent YHWH’s authority. That is the highest blasphemy of their people and of any “faith of the Book”. It’s exactly that kind of thing that got people killed just for saying the word aloud because they didn’t understand the offense of voicing what they claim to believe in a word.
It’s kind of like the USA government now. They have endless convoluted schemes of writing and malicious legal documents invented purely to circumvent the law they are supposed to be following. Their lives would be so much simpler if they just stuck with the law, becaue there is no faith associated with the USA government. Their legal documents are not backed by spiritual credit nor infused with spriitual authority. They are wasting their time because spiritual authority of a citizen with the American Spirit can do away with all of those documents at any time just like God could do away with all debts in the year of the jubilee.
The USA citizens do not confine themselves to such systematic methods as the Jews do. We remain free for the purpose of how typical it is for Jews and Jew-minded people to abuse systems with no respect for themselves or anything, least of all for the sacred authority they are defiling with such abuse. The US president’s authority was defiled. It used to be useful, legitimate, and valid but it no longer is because it was defiled by such unlawful attempts to circumvent Constitutional law and the inalienable rights of citizens.
They are screwed because of the trouble they have brought upon themselves with such foolishness, and even more so because they attack me thinking I am the one who will bring it upon them by writing it! Faithless as always thinking YHWH is only a written word. Will they never learn?
Survey says: yes they will learn, and it will be the last thing they do because God will not save them after being betrayed so often with their faithlessness. It says right there in their own words with the final judgment of their coward and betrayer king who committed an unforgivable sin.
Do I seem smug? I guess I do find it kind of amusing. It’s kind of like the humor often seen in America’s Funniest Home Videos when people do very stupid things that have disasterous results for themselves. Except… it’s worse, like Tosh.0 is where they are often getting hurt badly in the process. I never liked that show because I didn’t like seeing people get hurt physically and that ruined any amusement as entertainment because their pain was not funny or tasteful to me.
Then again… it’s not as bad as Tosh.0 because they aren’t getting hurt at all physically and it is good for them to be put to justice. So, it’s still kind of funny seeing them all get arrested and taken to prison as the consequences of being stupid in the worst ways. That is suffering, but it is good suffering they insisted on having for themselves, so it doesn’t bother me to be amused by it happening.
A public execution in the old ways would not be funny to me. So, if you are insistent on taking my happiness, you will have to die in front of everyone as the worst criminal in history, kind of like Jesus did, except… without any sort of purpose or resurrection. That would not be amusing to me or a happy event. I would be happy when it was over though and resume my fun. So… your call on how important it is to get what you want at my expense.
Just because I may be a bit sado-masochistic and able to convert the suffering being caused to me into something useful for myself does not mean I am grateful to those causing it. In fact, I find it highly offensive because if one is going to enjoy sado-masochism with other people, there are boundaries that need to be respected and a safe word. People like the ones torturing me for their sick amusement give all forms of sado-masochism a bad reputation because the exchange of giving and receiving pain is that of true love for people like me, it is not hate. We would never give such painful pleasure to people we hate because it would require hate to do so.
That would cheapen and defile that which we give to those we most love in the form of love and only love. It’s also one of the worst crimes possible to torture random people for your own individual pleasure with a national government’s weapons and authority intended for keeping those very same people out of harm’s way. So… that also negates any of the return I could possibly give were it a normal and healthy exchange, which the one I have with the torturer is not in any way. I despise those people and do not give them anything which I give to those I love, and they will never understand what they are missing out on. Though… I wouldn’t wish that on anybody who doesn’t already know what they are getting into, with the exception of those who get into it not knowing what it is and find it to be what they want most.