The mystery of vitamins

What does that single letter at the end of the vitamin mean? Is it a coded message? If so, then for who?

Perhaps you have asked yourself these same questions.

The mysterious letter C in Vitamin C actually indicates, coney. As in chili dog, because chili dogs are the panacea of the human soul, and the vitamin coney is the panacea for the human body.

They mysterious letter D in Vitamin D actually indicates, donkalicious. That is because vitamin D is sunlight in pill form, and the only beast capable of carrying the burden of the sun is the donkey.

This work is the culmination of a lifetime of pharmacological pursuit as a non-priority. I shall inform you when my research uncovers new mysteries.