Universal Scientific Theory

There is a lot of speculation about black holes, particularly considering if they “lead” anywhere.

Well, I have a theory, and I’m sorry if it disappoints you, but I don’t think they do. They go nowhere, lead to nothing, and are no sort of gateway.

Here is why: as we know with basic nuclear physics, matter and energy are the same substance in different states, particle and wave. The particle has mass, the wave does not. As a massive particle the substance of energy is not visible unless reacting with the waveform of its substance which invigorates it with color, quality, and revelation. The waveform could not do this without the particle, nor could the particle be revealed without the waveform, and although both couldn’t be more different in nature, they are one and the same in essence of function and form—which is to reveal the truth of existence and creation that is the most significantly good and awesome physical universe.

So… what makes the particulate form unique is the gravity of its mass which the waveform does not have by relative comparison. That is what attracts all things to the center of the mass to become greater and more complex forms as they connect, collide, and react with each other in all the myriad forms of matter that propagate through the universe among the singular waveform of light that moves at variable speeds depending on amount of immaterial substance in the waveform. Because I am somewhat of an expert in telecommunications, I will call that immaterial substance of waveform light: information. Specifically as you know information to be in the form of facts, messages, knowledge, wisdom, and all sorts of things that can be perceived by consciousness which are not sensory stimulus in reality. Thoughts, for example.

Information is therefore what I theorize to be the singular substance that constitutes particles and waves in the bi-phase nature of their existence. Information as we know is infinitly complex not only in present reality as available to parse and account for, but in possibility of what will yet become information during the passage of time. The observable phenomena resulting from the bi-phase existence and interaction of both phases of information in particle and waveform can be singularly identified with one singular functional outcome: revelation.

The information is made known, revealed, identified, expressed, shared, seen, heard, felt, tasted, sensed in any way by anything with the capacity to do so. Revelation therefor is the only event ever occurring at all in the entire universe. This is consistent with theological postulations about the nature of divine reality being an expression of the true love that is divine benevolence and wisdom throughout all creation, but is less exciting when stated in scientific terms as just revelation of information because there otherwise seems to be no purpose to all this information being revealed.

That is where I shall humbly sacrifice my very life, time, and energy right here and now before your very eyes, ears, nose, and other senses as applicable to lighten the mood, break the ice, and be subject to all of your attention despite how ugly and embarrassing I know myself to be. I suppose if there is any worthy reason for a self-sacrifice on this scale, it is to safeguard and cultivate the eternal increase of happiness we humans and all beings who are fortunate to experience, and I do not regret what will become of me after what I am about to do…

Just give me a minute. Don’t want to jump in all at once and land on a cactus or something. Let me start with one hand. The right one. Alright. Safe. Now the left. Good. A foot. Now the other. Excellent. Now, hold onto your pants and feast your eyes, because I will only do the twisty-shake at the center of all meaning and purpose of the universe once.

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All this information that is being revealed at all times can be considered by a statistical representation of data over time to display the sequence of phenomena that has happened in the past. If you look at it up close, there doesn’t seem to be any big idea to any of it. I press this key, that letter shows up, I press more in a systematic way of conscious intention and words form, and altogether we find what I have been calling “Refractions” as an expression of “shedding light on a topic”.

Even still… what’s the big deal? Just some scientific theory among countless other scientific theories, and nothing particularly special seems to stand out when compared next to others like Newtonian force, Keplar’s Astrophysics, and Higg’s Field of Bosons.

That may be, but let us zoom out a little bit and see what all of them look like together.

Ah… now this is very interesting. Perhaps you can see it too.

There appears to be a significant, dynamic trend identifiable with all the data we are seeing displayed on the graph. Yes. I am certain of it. This is a veritable correlation that can be confirmed as a statistical causation of fact. There is a Story being told with all this data, and here at this point— you are looking at it right now— this very point is the axis on which all dimensions, realms, and timelines center their planes of existence. It is the singular Word of Revelation for all Words of Revelation; the expression of all-in-one known as the UniVerse. (This actually first occurred to me when I was climbing a tree to pick a juicy apple and fell into a garden where I heard a lovely maiden singing in the most beautiful voice when she thought nobody could hear her…)

From this point of intersection any number of Stories can be identified and enjoyed with the relevant information being made visible and also seen in relation to where they are in the total revelation of all Story where all are displayed on the graph here. Perhaps then you may be able to determine some relative meaning appropriate to the context of your analysis, and I hope that proves fruitful.

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Thank you everyone! You have all been wonderful! Drive safe and tip your servers, hostesses, bartenders, bellhops, valets, and anyone else who you can generously! Goodnight… and good luck.

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Alright alright… I suppose I have time for an encore, but this is it.

Let us all twisty-shake together back toward the beginning where all this started, but don’t get too close because it is in fact a very dangerous subject: the black hole.

As far as normal astrophysics can determine, these are celestial objects of stastically deviant gravity in relation to all other objects of gravity. They are not anomalous to the point of random occurrence out of the ordinary, because there are enough known to exist to suggest a predictable cause, but they certainly have gravity far beyond anything else.

As the particulate form of information collides with one another and becomes larger forms of matter with greater gravity, they begin attracting more waveform information to have their forms revealed with. To be revealed, these waveforms both pass into and out of the particulate matter to convey the information to an observer, the observer being another form of particulate information of special significance due to being capable of perceiving increasingly complex trends of revelation. This will be better addressed with another entirely separate treatise on the nature of observation as relative to information and Story in scientific terms of the physical universe. Biology, instead of physics.

As the particle gains in mass and gravity, eventually the gravity it contains is more than the waveform can overcome after first contact. That results in the event horizon of a black hole, where light itself cannot escape the gravity. It is pulled inward to give the true blackness of a black hole that is its moniker. What then becomes of the information if it cannot be revealed to any observer?

It is— dead is a strong and ominous word that doesn’t fit— so, let’s say, dormant. It is all particulate, with no exchange of light able to pass out of it after entering it as waveform information. Therefore, a black hole is not a gateway into anything. It is simply a big ball of matter, like a rock, except an absurdly heavy and hard rock. So heavy and hard you can’t even see it. It you were to pass into such a thing via a spacecraft that could withstand the turbulence of the event horizon, according my theory you would quite crudely crash onto a hard surface that you couldn’t see, hear, or know about, and stop. If that was not enough disaster, to make matters worse, you would be stuck there.

However… there is something unique about the nature of observation that I think can surpass the limitations that prevent the passage of information beyond the gravity of a black hole, so you may not be entirely s.o.l. as it is said. If that is true, then you could also do the same at any point in the universe— a kind of non-local travel that is faster than light, and maybe even truly instantaneous. However… let’s save exploring that topic for another time.

The last thing I want to say about a black hole, and nobody better try this as an experiment in real life due to the potential consequences of explosion— if the matter of a black hole is met with enough physical force destabilize the immense stability of it, then it would result in the most supremely ultimately destructive explosive blast above of all explosive blasts that have ever exploded with an explosion as all that information suddenly was no longer restrained by the gravity holding all of it in place.

That would probably not only destroy a galaxy, but also surrounding galaxies, and who knows what else would be effected. So… don’t do that in real life. I’m warning you. You will be in trouble by the big man upstairs if you do, and I’ll probably have to come back to Life and stop you before it happens, because if anyone is going to do that… it has to be for a good reason, and unless you can think of one, I don’t think there would be a good reason for that… unless maybe a extinction threat from a part of intergalactic space necessitated that and could be defined with a predictable area of effect that would not put the universe in a worse situation… but other than that— please keep such acts confined to the Storyverse we imagine.

Probably don’t want to try harnessing energy from a controlled release of that either. That seems counterproductive to me—more wasteful than worthwhile.

Better to draw energy out of nothing using a super-vacuum. That would be much safer and efficient in my opinion because it would immediately seal shut if the vacuum was ever broken, and there would be no explosion at all. Perhaps that is the means of revealing the information contained within a black hole to balance the universe and prevent all of creation ending up as one big ball of unknowable gravity in the end and stuck that way…

The following was recorded to be asked by Nick Bylotas at the afterparty of this event:

“Do you often find yourself ending up at the same place in Story no matter what? I wonder if maybe there is something that keeps pulling me back there…”