"Woooah! His face on every man!"

Can’t help but find the thought a little unnerving when the other shoe drops and everyone is reading this website’s sweet buns, butter croissants, and salted pretzels with tangy mustard dipping sauce. Some are going to be horrified like I was in the beginning when they realize what kind of writing all this is in relation to what is available that the government and watchers remain oblivious about. The government are like savage moron’s attempting to do propaganda they saw others do and think that there is no value at all in anything unless it is on mainstream tv. As if being on tv is what makes something worthwhile to them, not what that content may say or express.

Not everything needs to be expressed in writing. Some of this will be well suited for visual adaptations as people see fit to create on their own, but the fastest way to receive the most complete amount of information prevalent to Life will be by reading it directly. That’s like The Matrix uploading of knowledge directly into a person’s brain with electricity for super-fast learning. Some people will find it good to read a piece at a time, and devour the entire buffet steadily and consistently, enjoying it bit by bit, and some will gobble all of it up in record time like ravenous, wild beasts tearing apart a fresh kill, so hungry and excited to eat that they are eating so fast they sometimes forget to chew and end up hacking out bits that went down wrong before wolfing down more again (Emma Watson. Did I guess right? I have chosen you to be on my team, and if you don’t want to, fine, but you ought to tell me that’s the case).

However, in the end essentially a lot of people, most people, are going to learn life lessons, basic knowledge, and truth that I personally have taught, whether it is directly from my words or passed on through other people, it will make no difference in this way. Everyone is not going to look the exact same, think the same, feel the same, or be conformed to a single person, that person being me, but there is going to be universal quality of identity that matches my own personal soul as the medium through which such teaching was delivered.

Most of the values I express are universal truths that are not unique to me, I am not the first person to know these things, and you shouldn’t think of me as though I know something you don’t, because 90 percent of the time, I reckon you probably already knew whatever I explained but maybe didn’t know how to put it into words. Putting things like that into words is more difficult than understanding those things themselves, so take care to not disregard the value of someone doing that the next time, because you will always need people around who can do that. Having those concepts in words will be helpful, but your own mind will assimilate the knowledge into your corpus of information from which your consciousness manifests in your own way. You will recognize how I write something and internalize the universal truth personally and uniquely as your own. There are some things that are my personal opinion and I try to differentiate when I do share something like that.

The thing is, my stylistic approach at teaching is uniquely my own, and if you have half as much fun as I have been having writing this stuff, I’m sure you are going to find it worthwhile to read no matter what I may be writing about at any time, even when I am most caustically inappropriate, offensive, and insensitive. That means… you will all share a part of my identity as an essential building block for universal human identity as relevant to your own personal identity whatever that may be along with everyone elses. You will be one pint Bylotas after this blood transfusion.

Be careful you don’t disturb me now… wouldn’t want me to come visit your nightmares and remind you why you should be both afraid of the dark and not afraid of the dark at the same time when that deep, dark part of your unknown self takes unconscious offense at something in real life you didn’t notice. I assure you that is a vital piece of truth you cannot live without. People from other species will have a matching one themselves in their own way. Like… alien technology you will have of their species to show them, while they have one of ours for us. To that end, if you are confronting a new species for the first time and have no idea how to communicate, you may find it helpful to draw upon some of my memories to help find common understanding while figuring that out.

What existed there before was mystery and unknown. What is there now is truth and knowable wisdom. There is a big difference between what has always been there and what I have done for humanity by putting something I created there. The mystery and unknown is still at the end, but it has moved another order of magnitude out to a higher concept of eternity that you now live in whether you like it or not. The sun does not rotate around the earth, the earth rotates around the sun. Like that, except, God did not create us for ourselves alone, but created us for himself to then recreate both us and himself perfect in relation to each other. That is the fact that you may not have known which you now do because of the Way of the Story.

Put on your sorting hats because it’s time for some magical trivia: which wizard is famous for having been the only person to successfully create the elixir of eternal life, living to the ripe old age of 665 before he decided it was time to visit the other side with his beloved honey yummy? Was it coincidence, superstitious fear, or did he know something about the Number of the Beast to know when to go no further before crossing the river?

There is a novel I enjoyed reading that I am reminded of now: The Postmortal by Drew Magary. One of the things I liked most about people having immortality is that in that dystopian world, it becomes a cultural celebration to die in whatever way people choose for themselves when they are ready, with my favorite being… shot out of a cannon. What would you choose, V? Dying old and peacefully as Ms. Nobody, or a blaze of glory before 30?

As far as I’m concerned… my life is already over. I got nothing left to lose, live for, or do. I did it. Whatever may happen after, I won’t ever regret what I did to blast my way into glory defying those fucktards with every bit of my being fighting them at every moment. The world ain’t saved yet and the Story has only just begun. If you will make your mark on the secret tablet of the Devil’s finest, there is no better time than now to do so while the going is toughest and nobody’s going anywhere because of it.

I’m calling dibs right now: I’m going to open up the Afterlife in real life, and it’s going to be called The Devil’s Finest. If you want a drink named after you, you know what you gotta do. In case I don’t make it to see those doors open to the public, this is how I want it: On the street level, a family friendly restaurant (my kinda family), and underground will be the adults only club. There will be two entrances, one out front from the street and one in the back from the alley direct underground, as well as an indoor passage between both levels. Probably should have a secret passage that is maintained as secret as long as possible for members to make quick and discreet getaways in case the fuzz come about asking questions about our customers they don’t have time for and the staff doesn’t have the answers to. I don’t care if we have to tunnel all the way to China for that secret passage, we need to have it as our top priority before anything else gets done. Probably should get some smoke screen generators too, just in case.