Franchises murdered by internal treachery
Final Fantasy — that is abundantly evident with their recent abomination FFXVI. Do not trouble yourself to play that game. You may find the sensational graphics which are increasingly unimpressive as technology advances somewhat distracting, but the garbage quality of its writing is so offensively bad you will be insulted and turn the game off before even making it half-way through. The game is a horrible waste of time and money, and you should not waste yours even trying it. There are countless other games on the market that would be worth playing by simply not being offensive since they are not so perversely malignant as propaganda or tainted by the ignorance that is inequality born of tyrants who think poor people are inferior beings in nature and spirit. As a result, even though I pre-ordered Final Fantasy 7 remake pt 2, I am not even going to bother playing it. I wish I could return it and get my money back, but those greedy Japaniggers do not practice customer service. They do not appreciate customers who are patron for their business. They do not respect civilized market economy. I hate such tyranny so much, that I have personally stepped down from heaven onto the ground level of civilization, will ascend to the heights of the world, and end their lives while taking all of their family legacy away from them and distributing it to more deserving people.
They couldn’t be more inhumane, ignorant, uneducated, uncivilized, and passionless. It’s honestly not difficult to make game that isn’t offensively intolerable because of how bad it is, which is why when that happens you cannot allow yourself to suffer it or be kind to them about their failure. They have no excuse for producing such garbage and call it art, entertainment, or media. In a world that values and appreciates media and entertainment, such fools would be executed by my command for what that kind of mistake indicates about their very lives.
God of War — that game is garbage too. This is far more upsetting to me than the garbage Final Fantasy has become, because God of War used to offer something that no other games on the market did: epic, unadulterated violence and gore. It was amazing. What they made now is a pitiful replacement so unsuitable I would also sentence the fools who published it under the same series title to death and have no remorse for the loss of their lives or what their families and friends may say about their death. To hell with those people. If you can make a mega-corpo game like that and cannot even pass the bare minimum standards of storytelling, then you deserve to die because there was illegal corruption involved that prevented correction before the game was published.
The difference between the original God of War and the latest insult to gamer dignity is like the difference between an 80’s decade R-rated horror film and a 21st century pg-13 horror film.
I was asking myself just the other day when reminiscing over my favorite scenes from the action movie, Total Recall (the original): “Was the three boob chick in the re-make? I don’t recall. The re-make was less memorable and terrible in comparison. How did they not have the special effects that the original one did?” This line of thinking came about after pondering what would happen to the earth’s atmosphere if the earth suddenly stopped rotating and revolving, then what would happen if a large hole was bored into the atmosphere to expose the inner air to vacuum. Then what the actual strength of vacuum in space is. Who knows? Neil DeGrasse Tyson, probably. Or Bill Nye. Or that one guy, the one more mad about Christianity than passionate about space. I’ll have to remember to ask him if I ever meet him. ‘Btw, you wouldn’t happen to know how realistic that scene was in Alien Resurrection when the alien was… liquified? … emashcapated?… disintegrated! When the alien was disintegrated by being pulled through the break in a space ship window that was open to vacuum.’ How strong really is the vacuum? Probably as strong as Total Recall. Hopefully. Man… they don’t make movies like they used to…”
You’d think that decades later the quality of special effects would improve but no… they made a failure so horrible that the existence of a remake is a distraction that degrades the entertainment value of the first one. People in the future may think “Total Recall” and watch the re-make assuming it would be an improvement and then never think to enjoy what was infinitely superior as a film. It should be the entertainment industry’s right to strike failure media duplication from the library of critically acclaimed films with an official denouncement, and put them in a collection of designated waste of time trash for people to sift through if they want to waste their time.
Like a Dragon: Yakuza — the first game was solid, but the subsequent release: Infinite Wealth had the same flaw. It’s as if the same moron imbecile is responsible for all three garbage games. I hope that is the case and that these words doom them to a life of such suffering and shame from the dishonor of their failure that they kill themselves, or at least give up making games altogether and go work rice fields instead or something else that would be useful to everyone instead of the opposite— a needless obstruction to life, progress, and civilization.
If you aren’t working in entertainment to make other people happy and not be concerned about your own happiness before theirs, stop what you are doing, leave the entertainment industry, and go do anything else. It is still wrong to do anything else with such obscene and perverse selfishness, but not as damaging to civilization as being selfish with entertainment, which is intolerable That’s because of how simply good and practical entertainment is for people’s daily lives. More so than anything else; more than food, more than water, more than shelter. Entertainment is a greater good than anything else in all of human civilization throughout all of time, even that of religion, which is only of value if it is entertaining.