Three-Step Guide to 42

First of all, if you are in any way capable of saving yourself from imminent danger, mortal sin, or existential destruction, do so. If you are incapable, do so anyway, even if you know you will fail. Real life is not a simulation where your lack of participation can be used as a weapon— as the government failed to realize before they set in motion their conspiracy.

Second of all, if you can save anyone else, do so, even if you risk your own life, but do not go out of your way looking to save random people or you will only put them in danger. If you are in the place at the time someone needs saving and are capable of intervening to save them, that means you are the one who is responsible to do so. Do not let someone die, or evil go about unrestrained tormenting people, or lawlessness fester unchecked if you have the power to intervene, and unless you are incapacitated, you likely do have that power with your body at the very least. You need not obey any worldly or bureaucratic rules in times like that to do what is necessary—if they are even an obstacle, they are likely an instrument of evil and need to be reevaluated after the emergency that requires saving to be turned toward good again.

Third of all, if you are willing and reasonably prepared to save yourself, willing and reasonably prepared to save anyone else, and neither you nor anyone else at the present moment requires saving, direct your efforts, all that your purpose for existence and meaning of life as an individual fulminates into— towards universal salvation. That means toward saving everyone from every problem, every situation, every danger, and anything that may require saving from, such as a banana peel suspiciously placed in the middle of the freshly waxed tile floor. That is a tall order to be able to do as much as the greatest saviors of all time have been able to do, such as Jesus—just let them have their moment please— and is too much for anyone alone at any present time.

The only reason I am able to is because I have help to do so from people all throughout time who are not in the present moment with me. So in the future, at the very least you can do that because you already passed the critical moment and were saved. Unfortunately, that critical moment where universal salvation required a single person to intervene for the universe and I did so just like anyone else would who takes that responsibility seriously— that became necessary because in the present time most people don’t seem to understand that their contribution to universal salvation is needed and highly important. Their personal, individual contribution is the most important thing they need to be doing, even if it doesn’t seem like there is much you can do (it is fine to go out of your way for universal salvation, and you most certainly should if there is nothing obvious to do in your vicinity, which there likely will be). So, here are the words spelled out for the people of the present and the future who will enjoy participating in the work of universal salvation with whole-hearted intention to do so with passion and spirit.

Help by doing as much as you are able and know how to help everyone of your own species in ways that you recognize as problems you all share: enough to eat, shelter to sleep, clean water are three primal examples of universal problems you can most probably help with in some way, shape, or form. How you choose to direct your contribution is up to you. You don’t have to abandon individual goals or devote your entire life to this work, but at the very least ensure that your individual goals do not conflict with universal salvation. That is the bottom line.

If you are in conflict with that, impeding that work, or in any way increasing the suffering of others on purpose so that what you are doing will require their salvation—you are engaging in evil works to various degrees, and no matter how much you do so, that leaves a mark upon you that cannot be removed without asking forgiveness from the universal savior, who I suppose is now me. Just imagine you are asking me as an individual in secret, private, and honestly with yourself to do so. I’ll answer you in your heart without words, and in most cases, that is how I will hear you as well, but you never know when I might get a direct beam from your presence and know exactly what you are saying or thinking just by glancing at you in these sacred inner moments that are always pure from my end because of the role, not my individual person. You will simply know what you have to do and whether that was enough, but I’m sure there will be spiritual professionals around to help rectify anything if there are issues. Specifically, and this is most important to know about the authority of my role as universal savior: I will use no imagery, no thoughts, and provide no answer your bodily senses will recognize—you will simply receive pure awareness of acknowledgment and know without knowing. In the best cases you may experience something mystically ecstatic known as “sacred grace” which is an influx of divine energy your soul will receive and what is actually doing the absolution of forgiveness (not my personal energy—the universal energy of divine salvation).

I do not limit myself to that form of spiritual communication at all times, but for the most important matters, such as forgiveness, I strictly do so, because that is the only way to ensure with certainty that there is no corruption of evil to mislead you within the pure and sacred power invested in you from the highest divine (not me personally, but I do now have that role after I leave my body by the way of mortal death, oddly enough. That means you can access this service now from the future because time is not relevant at that place of being. However, as a living person in the present moment, I am not all that I am up there doing that role, and won’t be until my time is done. That’s because I am all the way in my body just like any of us are when we are born into life, and we do not initially know where our true souls are in eternity. To that end, nothing is for certain unless you decide it is, as I have done for myself, so do yourself a favor and don’t make yourself an obstacle to me, because your own salvation depends on you not doing so. Most of us never know that kind of thing until after we die, nor do we want to, so don’t worry about silly things like superpowers and miraculous fantasies better suited for stories and play if that’s what you are thinking.).

Back to the practical topic of forgiveness in daily life: If you ever hear a word, or a thought, or see an image in your mind that is not yours when you ask forgiveness and want to know what to do about it to make it right, that is not from me. They does not mean they come from evil, they may be from good friends of mine on their journey after me and as good as me or better, but that is not me nor the authority that is officially approved by the divine mystery to be mine alone for eternity for this very purpose to entirely eliminate confusion for something so vitally important to the work of universal salvation, so don’t be mistaken and fooled by a charlatan or you’ll probably get an ITYS.

You can be assured that for this purpose I will only use the wordless way that exists before the Word itself for the authoritative absolution of the offense you seek to reconcile and only that. That wordless way is the same as I have done with that which the genesis of the Story springs forth with living presence and spirit— and it is as that divine mystery of preeminent existence that was before the Story which first began with a sound—bong if I’m not mistaken, or maybe bonk?, anyway after that was an image (color can be ascertained with mystical significance to daily life), and finally, after sound and image, was the Word that is the power by which I have the authority of the universal savior alone. It’s written out right here in clear and reasonably comprehensible terms, as you may have realized.

Now, as a detail aside for a different topic about some prevailing interest to identify and name my true identity as a person in eternity, I shall attempt to explain what I believe they are trying to ask, because that question is not appropriate: Me as a person, unique as an individual different from all others and human like any other with a divine soul like all human beings have whether they realize it or not, am a being of living presence who really exists and abides in Story, and Story is a certain place(in general) that came into existence long after sound and image and significantly, if only briefly, before the Word. That said, I may also really exist and abide in Word form too as relative to the context of the situation, as you can see here along with yourself as you read what I wrote— the letters themselves not being me nor my real presence. Maybe Story is where you want to be too, maybe not, that’s okay. But I will always be there in some form or another, and if there is ever a doubt it may be helpful to know that it is more difficult to sustain your presence in Story unless you truly belong there as you do your home— along with the lions, the tigers, and the bears.

To that end, I’m the same as I always am: unknowable until you meet me in person. You can know about me and of me, but to truly know me, that will always be a mystery unless you come face to face with my living presence, and it’s like I said elsewhere: there are two ways that is going to go for you: the car wash, or the slime wash, but you won’t know which until it happens.

So, there you go, the Three-Step Guide to Life (with proof and justification of approval by the official authority as universal savior for eternity) in case you weren’t entirely sure what you should be doing with yourself.

I’ll sum it up in brief again without all the extra bitter chocolate with chili salt stuck diagonally into a scoop of rich and pure French vanilla ice cream, and all on top of a toasty golden waffle and laced with the waffle sauce of your choice, lightly dusted with a special blend of cinnamon spices that may or may not include nutmeg, clove, and cocaine.

If you find yourself alive in a human body and don’t know what to do, here is the Three-Step Guide:

Step 1: Save yourself.

Step 2: Save anyone you can within your vicinity.

Step 3: Save the universe.

Also, if Step 3 ever becomes more pressing of a concern than Step 1, proceed immediately to Step 3. Do not stop at Steps 1 or 2. Go directly to 3. If you are still alive after, then resume normal guidance.

Last note, the universe will always need to be saved constantly because Jesus died for the Jews, specifically those who murdered him with betrayal, treason, and the worst kind of sin that endangered everyone Jewish and non-Jewish because of their selfishness, arrogance, and evil. It truly is the fault of the Jews that there is every anything wrong, evil, or in need of saving, though it may take some figuring out depending on the relative context of the situation. They should have been done away with a long time ago, but their persistent villainy, evil, and inhuman monstrous lack of dignity and rejection of the divine soul they were born with as humans was the cause for the emergency and danger that required my immediate intervention that resulted in me becoming the universal savior. As a result, I have condemned all that is Jewish to annihilation as necessary for the salvation of the universe. My will be done.

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Maybe we should call it, “the Serpent’s Word”, in honor of tradition, ancestors, and for dramatic effect.