The basics of reality

There are vile beasts and lovely maidens, and only vile beasts and lovely maidens. If you are not a lovely maiden, you are a vile beast.

There is also me. But I’m the only one that is myself, so that doesn’t really apply to anyone else.

Just know that if you are a vile beast I will have no choice but to destroy you if you stand in my way for anything, or if you are close enough to be a violent diversion for my sadistic amusement if I choose to exercise my wrath upon you.

You have been informed, and I will not be responsible for your sins if your vile nature results in your untimely death for bringing your befouled, defiled presence close enough to be an offense to my dignity or that of a lovely maiden. It will be your own fault when you are dismembered, mortally bludgeoned, incinerated, banished into the void and annihilated, or otherwise destroyed by any means possible, to include exsanguination, devoured by wild animals, internal bleeding, eruption of the liver or other internal organs, caustic melting, and rapid freezing followed by bodily shattering. There is also the slight chance that your bones may be removed from your body by telekinetic force depending on your calcium levels.