PS5 Final Review

Garbage! Not only garbage, but rotting, festering garbage that carries plague! Do not buy it until this debacle of a national pissing contest is over and we cut off every nation’s dick to prevent it from happening again.

Number 1 reason: they did away with dynamic themes and personalization options for avatar. That is what makes me much happier to go back to the previous generation because I can now use products I purchased that the PS5 was incapable of running, like a dynamic theme or a game soundtrack. You’d think they would have figured out how to adapt that content but like the final review indicates: rotting, festering garbage.

Number 2 reason: it appears to be a propaganda machine for government terrorism. Not a real threat, because they are idiots who think they can play around with people’s lives through video games by pretending to be “god” but do not understand the first and most important think about what that word means. Also, they have no reach outside of the video game, and even in the video game they are highly incapable and do nothing helpful. They are not gods, they are demons. However, it is highly annoying and you’d be better off with the previous generation machine until we have national security again and don’t allow fucktard foreigners to fuck with us because we will bomb Tokyo to ashes or whoever the fuck is necessary to be bombed.